Ensign Stortini

bingofuel
November 18 2007 01:29PM

You know the guy in the war movie who gets shot early on and takes two scenes to die? Kind of like the Star Trek extra wearing the red shirt—he means well, and everyone’s sad when he goes (well, sort of), but you know when you see him at the start of the show that he won't be around at the end.

Spock kills Stortini

Same with old Zach Stortini. You know he has a good heart, and when you need a volunteer to run into the line of fire, or take the fall so Captain Kirk can somehow get laid—or get beat up by Owen Nolan—he’s the first to volunteer. But you know he won't be around for very long.

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Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.
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#1 Zach Stortini's Dad
November 18 2007, 03:31PM
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Hey, you leave my son alone. He is a heck of a guy. Oh who am I kidding, I wish Laraque was back too.

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#2 hemsky22
November 19 2007, 04:05PM
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That picture is too funny. *LOL*

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