December 01 2007 01:17PM
It's been over a year since the Ducks have been able to win in Edmonton. Last night was no exception. Honestly, 5-1? Not even our OilersNation Optimistic Predictions System (OOPS) computer spat out that final score.
When asked about the blow-out, the OOPS had this to say:
"Cannot parse score; CUP_CHAMP_WIN = 1 SLUPPING_UNDERDOGS_WIN = 0 DANGER. DANGER."
Then smoke started coming out of old-timey tape drive.
MacTavish's comments after the game were far more, uh... Well, MacT sort of speaks for himself.
"Daaaaaamn! The Ducks' game last night was smack! I think Prongs was distracted by his babymomma sittin' up there in the stands, y'all."
Whatever you say, MacT. We'll take a win. a 5-1 WIN!