The Grape One

bingofuel
December 10 2007 10:54AM

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Wayne Gretzky, Edmonton's prodigal son and corporate shill, has moved to the business of wine-making. Or, rather, he's asked someone else in the Niagara region to do it for him.

We went out to the liquor store the other night with a mission: buy beer. And we accomplished this mission. But we accomplished another, more important, mission: buy a bottle of the Great One's wine. So we did. And as Christmas is on its way, the OilersNation team is going to consume this wine, and rate if for you.

What do we know about wine? Well, generally, it contains more alcohol than beer. And it enables one to play hockey as good as Wayne.

And we will prove this to you. So stay tuned.

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Reply #1 Fish December 10 2007, 01:28PM
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Wayne is totally annoying, what with his multiple stunts to cash in on his stupid fame to sell pants and wine. ARG!

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Reply #2 The Nation December 10 2007, 02:12PM
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I own a Gretzky Collection sweater. It's made of kevlar and if someone ever shoots a puck at me while I'm wearing it, the puck bounces off the sweater, hits the assailant and EXPLODES.

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Reply #3 wingman December 10 2007, 03:49PM
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Dont diss the great one. He runs this city

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