A Tale of Two Nations

bingofuel
December 13 2007 10:01AM

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In the thrill-a-minute world of celebrity sports endorsements, one must look no further than the two superfans who can’t wait for tonight’s Oilers-Wings game. Compare, if you dare, the WingsNation with mighty OilersNation whose teams are set to square off at 5:30 MST in Detroit.

In the Wings jersey: Dave Coulier. Star of such "hit" TV shows as Full House and America’s Funniest People. Best known for his comedy antics, and amusing us endlessly with his high-pitched puppet voices.

In the Oilers jersey: a survivor of nine bullets to the ol’ body box, multi-multi millionaire Rap Superstar Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. Best known for his gangster antics, and amusing us endlessly with the occasional burst of gunfire.

If you were a hockey team looking for inspiration from your legions of celebrity sports fans, who would you look to? Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier, or 50 Freakin’ Cent?

Now we aren’t saying that 50 Cent would kick Dave Coulier from here to the moon, but... um, oh wait. We are.

Prediction: Oilers 4 Wings 3

Scorcoff: 15 goals

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#1 UncleJessie
December 13 2007, 10:06AM
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I think Uncle Joey was cool...

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#2 OilersNinja
December 13 2007, 12:55PM
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Did someday "wood" Uncle Joey your a fag. Now 50 cent is a Gangsta with some solid sports knowledge. Your my boy 2 bits multiplied by the factor of 2

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#3 OldMan
December 13 2007, 01:47PM
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I don't understand. What costs 50 cents?

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#4 Tracey
December 13 2007, 02:06PM
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50 is the rapper you idiot. You must be joking right?

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#5 Mike
December 13 2007, 02:15PM
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He must be. Old men dont know how to use computers

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#6 IMissSmyth
December 14 2007, 12:19AM
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Sweet freaking lord! The prediction for the score was correct!

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#7 OilersNation
December 14 2007, 09:41AM
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You know it! Score AND game. Thats how we do baby

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