Friends don't let friends cheer for the Canucks

bingofuel
December 15 2007 06:51PM

Poor, poor Don Cherry. Look at him in this picture. Ridiculous Canucks hat, Ron Maclean delighting in his misfortune. This, lambs, is why friends don't let friends cheer for the Canucks. We know, that there are thousands of twenty-something girls that love the Canucks, and their long-haired 'tender. But those same girls like Ugg boots. You aren't going to be seen in furry boots are you, fellas? We thought not...

With Luongo out, and Daniel Sedin colder than Kevin Federline's debut album Playing with Fire, the Canucks are ripe for the picking. Get your picking boots on, Scorcoff. Get ready for another goal, Nando. Get ready to extend your point scoring streak to nine games Robert "Where the hell did I come from?" Nilsson.

One win away from being .500!

Predicted score (and let's remember that we NAILED the Wings prediction, correctly predicting the Mighty Oil would beat the Wings, and by the correct score of 4-3):

Oilers 5 Canucks 3

Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.

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Reply #1 The Nation December 15 2007, 08:21PM

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I'm watching Sedin do his thing right now, and really wish I'd hired that freelance assassin. It's o-o at 12:02

Reply #2 The Nation December 15 2007, 08:49PM

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i'm talking about daniel, btw

Reply #3 The Nation December 15 2007, 09:55PM

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Third period. Fourth beer. No score. For myself or the Oilers.

Reply #4 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:30PM

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OT! Eff! Oh well, when it gets to a shootout, I can finally breathe again.

Reply #5 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:40PM

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Shoot out here we come!

Reply #6 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:40PM

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Suck it Linden!

Reply #7 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:41PM

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Ah! Oil denied!

Reply #8 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:41PM

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dammit! The Canucks are one for two!

Reply #9 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:42PM

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Hemsky can't pull it out of the fire!

Reply #10 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:42PM

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Garon keeps us in it!

Reply #11 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:43PM

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SCORCOFF!

Reply #12 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:43PM

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Burrows is burned!

Reply #13 The Nation December 15 2007, 10:44PM

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NANDO NAILS IT! GO OIL!!!

Reply #14 Mowgli December 16 2007, 12:55AM

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WOOHOO!! .500!!

Reply #15 stevienicks December 16 2007, 11:39AM

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brilliant game. Well done Oilers!!

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