Katz quitting Rexall, focusing on career as Rob Schneider’s stunt double

bingofuel
January 28 2008 11:05AM

OilersNation, Alberta—In a stunning turn of events, Edmonton billionaire Daryl Katz has decided to abandon his career of being really, really rich to play the stunt double of veteran comedic actor Rob Schneider in the upcoming movie Deuce Bigalow 3: Another Waste of Time.When asked for comment, Katz lamented, “Having been cruelly rebuffed time and again by the EIG, I have decided to change gears completely and head to Hollywood. I didn’t realize how much I looked like Rob Schneider, but now I see I have many avenues open to me other than owning the Oilers.”

There was no word from the EIG as of press time today, but it is assumed they are quarreling behind closed doors somewhere, unable to decide on anything.

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Reply #1 Brian January 28 2008, 11:10AM

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That is funny, they look so alike

Reply #2 Jason January 28 2008, 12:13PM

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Oh Daryl! If only you weren't being constantly jilted by the EIG. Bill Butler should lay off the crazy pills and know a good deal for Edmonton when he sees one.

Good luck in Deuce Bigalow, Katzie!

Reply #3 Moron January 28 2008, 09:39PM

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Rob Schneider is an actor

Reply #4 1101101 January 29 2008, 10:40AM

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Wow, you are a moron

Reply #5 Ben January 29 2008, 11:35AM

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Thats great

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