Finish this sentence, Nation readers!
bingofuel
January 29 2008 09:55AM

"When I look at Alexander Ovechkin, and realize that he makes over $110,000 US per game I think to myself ___________________."
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"... I think to myself that I've wasted all my time going to those Cirque du Soleil auditions, when I could have been easier on myself and become a hockey player."
I think get some bloody work done you troll. Nice unibrow for heavens sake
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
he is so gross
I think he should hire the Doctor from face off and trade faces with a beautiful female russian model and then audition to be the next James Bond girl....oh thats rich
I think spend $4.25 and buy yourself some eyebrow tweezers and buy a pack of chiclets and shove one where your tooth should be
Me thinks 3 things:
1. Respect to your Soviet grill 2. Props to Bolshevik bite 3. Big up to your Trotsky teeth
I need a drink to handle this
EW barf
I wish I was him; even with the ugliness.
Oh barney don't say that! Im sure you have perfectly manicured eyebrows
...spend more than $14 on a haircut Alex! (and that's a fact)
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