Game Day B*tches 3: The perfect storm

Wanye
October 17 2008 01:29PM

Are the Gods of liquor poisoning kidding us? Back to back Fri-Sat night games against Calgary? Someone call the liver replacement clinic – we will need to book a 7 AM appointment on Monday morning.

There is only one thing we like better than hockey. Beer. Well hold up, include women in that. And automatic weapons. Yeah, that works. There are only three things we like better than hockey: beer, the ladies and automatic weapons. And 17th century harpsichord rhapsodies.

Back to back weekend games? This is big. Bigger than Hasselhoff in Germany big. Bigger than a Tupac "I'm not dead Tour" being announced. Bigger than ... well you get the picture.

Game time work

These Justice League Meetings on the Nation during the games are becoming a double edged sword. On the one hand we can’t leave OilersNation HQ and hit the streets of E-Town to interact with the party people during the game. On the other hand we can slam beers in our authentic 1991 Bill Ranford Jersey and scream at the top of our lungs at the powerplay without bothering the waitress.

Speaking of the waitress - we'd like to order a double head stomping of the Flames. And something with coconut on it. Thanks darlin'.

See you online at game time. What a weekend it is going to be.

- You can catch Wanye Gretz in your sister's room at exactly 1:15 AM tonight.

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#51 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:49PM
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ha ha ha Everyone is in such a foul mood! Cheer up Nation it's Friday!!

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#52 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:54PM
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Who scores next for the Oil? I say its Penner

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#53 New Guy
October 17 2008, 07:56PM
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Souray?

Im happy hockey fights Cancer, but I would also like to see MacIntyre fight anyone

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#54 Gord
October 17 2008, 07:58PM
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No one is going to fight a guy who could possibly end their season with 1 punch.

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#55 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:02PM
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Mike Keenan's political views. Now I can die happy

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#56 Cassie Campbell
October 17 2008, 08:03PM
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PP!

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#57 Greg MC
October 17 2008, 08:04PM
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My sister is hoping you come over early, Wanye. She said don't drink too much, you know how you get!

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#58 Cassie Campbell
October 17 2008, 08:05PM
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That was a good save by JDD

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#59 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:06PM
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JDD is looking solid

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#60 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:06PM
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That joke blew up in my face Greg MC when my sisters boyfriend actually chirped ME using my own line against me!

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#61 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:07PM
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Hemsky sure is quiet tonight ..

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#62 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:08PM
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DAMN IT

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#63 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:08PM
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SH!T

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#64 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:09PM
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Alright Oil, get that one back on the PP

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#65 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:09PM
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CRAP! I was in the other room grabbing a beer

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#66 exbarstar
October 17 2008, 08:10PM
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sHIT.

I'm glad ol'Harper was there to rev the flames up... hun? Strange. Listening to Anne Murray could pump me up more...

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#67 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:10PM
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YES!!!

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#68 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:11PM
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I SAW THAT THOUGH!!

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#69 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:11PM
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I called it ^^^^^^ Send your $$

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#70 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:12PM
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Ah ex bar star. Don't swear on here

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#71 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:13PM
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Yeah apparently Wanye wants rules now

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#72 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:16PM
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Score and win needs to upgrade its prizes. I mean I want to get a CD players as much as the next guy ...

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#73 Rammer
October 17 2008, 08:16PM
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I figure if I watch enough games, eventually Safeway will have to give me a prize... even if it is a set of Jazz golf clubs.

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#74 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:18PM
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Ugh. Nice pass souray

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#75 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:19PM
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Didn't Jazz go out of business years ago? I swear Score and Win is the only place you can get their clubs

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#76 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:19PM
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Vish and Souray need to switch sides on the PP to give Souray a chance to tee a few up

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#77 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:20PM
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So uh, why didnt anyone come to Cogliano's defence there?

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#78 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:20PM
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Make it DEUCE Strudwick

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#79 OilersNinja
October 17 2008, 08:21PM
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Just remember that Souray. Number 7 did it to you

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#80 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 08:22PM
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How can I get my hands on a dirt devil vacuum in real life?

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#81 OilersNinja
October 17 2008, 08:23PM
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How did that feel Phaneuf?

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#82 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:24PM
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LUBO!!

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#83 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 08:25PM
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Yes! Yes! He earned his 22 grand there didn't he?

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#84 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:25PM
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SUCK IT Kipper!

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#85 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:25PM
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WOW That is honestly a 7 million dollar goal

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#86 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:26PM
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Now I missed the goal LOL

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#87 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:27PM
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If JDD wins this game, what is Rollie's fate??

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#88 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:27PM
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Enjoy Calgary Curtissss

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#89 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:28PM
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Good call Gord. It's amazing how this one game has such an influence on two careers

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#90 freeze
October 17 2008, 08:29PM
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Go Lubo!!

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#91 OilersNinja
October 17 2008, 08:31PM
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Oh Loubardias. You will always be 300 pounds to me

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#92 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:33PM
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YES!!!!!!

Take that Calgary

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#93 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:34PM
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That's what i'm talkin' 'bout

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#94 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:34PM
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Man, what was Kipper doing on that play.

Good job bob

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#95 New GUy
October 17 2008, 08:35PM
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Kipper looks terrible!

Lock it down now Oil

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#96 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:35PM
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The third should be fight filled

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#97 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:36PM
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What happened to Souray?

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#98 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:37PM
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SICK DANGLE NILSSON

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#99 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:38PM
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Wow Nilsson be hotter

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#100 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:40PM
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If the Oilers were to trade Rollie or reassign him to Springfield, who would get called up?

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