Game Day B*tches 3: The perfect storm

Wanye
October 17 2008 01:29PM

Are the Gods of liquor poisoning kidding us? Back to back Fri-Sat night games against Calgary? Someone call the liver replacement clinic – we will need to book a 7 AM appointment on Monday morning.

There is only one thing we like better than hockey. Beer. Well hold up, include women in that. And automatic weapons. Yeah, that works. There are only three things we like better than hockey: beer, the ladies and automatic weapons. And 17th century harpsichord rhapsodies.

Back to back weekend games? This is big. Bigger than Hasselhoff in Germany big. Bigger than a Tupac "I'm not dead Tour" being announced. Bigger than ... well you get the picture.

Game time work

These Justice League Meetings on the Nation during the games are becoming a double edged sword. On the one hand we can’t leave OilersNation HQ and hit the streets of E-Town to interact with the party people during the game. On the other hand we can slam beers in our authentic 1991 Bill Ranford Jersey and scream at the top of our lungs at the powerplay without bothering the waitress.

Speaking of the waitress - we'd like to order a double head stomping of the Flames. And something with coconut on it. Thanks darlin'.

See you online at game time. What a weekend it is going to be.

- You can catch Wanye Gretz in your sister's room at exactly 1:15 AM tonight.

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#1 BUCK75
October 17 2008, 01:36PM
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I think a photshop of the "flaming C" on dudes sweatshirt is a must...or an oilersnation tatoo on his sharpy covered face.

Nice picture

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#2 tricksnard
October 17 2008, 01:56PM
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I rock the Ranford jersey every game I watch. In public, or at home.

Only difference is that at home, it's only a Ranford jersey and Oil boxers. I'm pretty awesome like that.

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#3 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 01:58PM
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I too have a Bill Ranford jersey from 1991. Is your white parts starting to look yellow?

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#4 HBomb
October 17 2008, 02:00PM
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Is your white parts starting to look yellow?

That's what she said.

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#5 R-Gib
October 17 2008, 02:15PM
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Is it too soon to rock a Ryan Smyth jersey in public yet? I can't get into my Kurri jers anymore (I was 12 when I outgrew that one!)

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#6 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 02:17PM
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3 Ranford Jersey wearers? My brothers. We should start an association and publish a newsletter.

Mine is looking pretty ragged too. I haven't kept up it's washing because its autographed on the front and I have been terrified the autograph will wash out.

Even though I know this isn't the case - I still err on the side of caution.

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#7 Brian Fellows
October 17 2008, 02:21PM
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It's never to soon to rock a Smyth jersey R-Gib.

Never. Right Wanye?

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#8 RobinB
October 17 2008, 02:21PM
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Looks like a pic from the hospitality suite at the 2006 Cup Final in Carolina except I don't see any vomit.

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#9 tricksnard
October 17 2008, 02:28PM
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I'd steal Dion's SUV again for a chance to get my jersey signed by Bill.

I was checking canada411 like mad for a few years hoping he'd actually be listed so I could mail the guy and see if it was actually him, but only found 1 William Ranford listed and it was the wrong province. :(

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#10 Ales in Chains
October 17 2008, 02:46PM
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Looks like a pic of Stauffer at one of George's karaoke partys. Is it too early to bust out my '87 Reijo Ruotsalainen jersey?

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#11 Greg MC
October 17 2008, 03:06PM
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My sister can't wait!

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#12 RobinB
October 17 2008, 03:51PM
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UPDATE FROM ROD P IN CALGARY: MacIntyre is back in tonight on the fourth line with Kyle Brodziak and Marc Pouliot. Stortini sits again.

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#13 N00b1anPr1n(355
October 17 2008, 03:53PM
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What is calgary's line up looking like? Is prust playing? how about boyd?

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#14 msg
October 17 2008, 04:10PM
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hey wanye, you can catch your sister in my room at exactly 1:15 am...

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#15 Ender
October 17 2008, 04:44PM
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Greene getting almost 3mil per year for 5 years AND he got an Alternate Captain A this year. I think my head is about to explode.

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#16 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 05:18PM
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That burn delivered by MSG is officially the largest burn ever delivered on the internet.

WELL PLAYED SIR

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#17 Fiveandagame
October 17 2008, 06:35PM
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HOLY CRAPNESS.

Oilernation I will not recount the horrors i lived through this week.

I will say after spending five days in Toronto a back to back Oiler/Flamer games is exactly what Dr Randy Gregg ordered....

The only thing that got me through the week was that our Mighty Oil were broadcast in HD on TSN

You can literally smell the suck in Toronto....whats amazing is the locals don't seem to notice and think their team is just fine, when they really smell like hot garbage.

GO OILERS!!!

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#18 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:05PM
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME TIME!

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#19 New Guy
October 17 2008, 07:08PM
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Go Oilers!!!!

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#20 New Guy
October 17 2008, 07:11PM
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Who fights first? MacIntyre or Strudwick I wonder?

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#21 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 07:13PM
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MacIntryre in the lineup?

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#22 Cassie Campbell
October 17 2008, 07:15PM
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Kipper is looking shaky!!

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#23 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:17PM
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Atta boy Brodziak

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#24 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:18PM
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!

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#25 Gord
October 17 2008, 07:19PM
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Argh :(

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#26 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 07:20PM
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Thats a terrible start

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#27 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:22PM
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Good thing the Flames are easier to score on than Paris Hilton at 3 AM.

Anyone?

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#28 Gord
October 17 2008, 07:24PM
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yup, that was a good one, Wanye

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#29 New Guy
October 17 2008, 07:24PM
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Mix it up - get some emotion going!!

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#30 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:25PM
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BAH Grebeshkov

BAAAAAAAAAA

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#31 Cassie Campbell
October 17 2008, 07:28PM
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Gilbert needs to do something awesome

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#32 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:29PM
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This is a boring start

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#33 New Guy
October 17 2008, 07:32PM
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Roger Millions is a terrible announcer IMO

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#34 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 07:34PM
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It is a bit dull. How are the beers Wanye?

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#35 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:36PM
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Chilling in the fridge actually. This game has all of the tempo of two corpses dancing

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#36 Jonathan Willis
October 17 2008, 07:38PM
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I have a sneaking suspicion that Craig MacTavish decided that the best way to show Roloson's worth would be to start JDD.

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#37 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:38PM
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Wow I can basically text my guess in that contest to my name. Calgary is sure an excited place tonight

YAWN

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#38 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:39PM
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Meaning he expected JDD is going to suck?

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#39 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:39PM
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POST@!!!

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#40 Jonathan Willis
October 17 2008, 07:40PM
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"you know what he hit!"

Yes, but it's your job to tell me, Mr. Play-by-Play.

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#41 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:40PM
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YESSSSSS!!!!

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#42 Gord
October 17 2008, 07:40PM
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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#43 Jonathan Willis
October 17 2008, 07:40PM
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Andrew Cogliano!

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#44 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:41PM
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BEER TIME!!

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#45 Cassie Campbell
October 17 2008, 07:41PM
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Atta boy Cogliano! Woot!

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#46 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:42PM
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I get to the end of a period like that and I wonder - Did Lubo earn his 22 grand or whatever he just made?

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#47 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 07:43PM
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Yes he did.

Wow Bert just made a good move

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#48 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 07:44PM
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Well at least the Oil escaped tied. That was a boring period to say the least.

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#49 1011011
October 17 2008, 07:45PM
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That damn Glencross is such a traitor.

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

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#50 New Guy
October 17 2008, 07:48PM
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Never in my life have I seen a coach not deliver a speech in intermission. That ad is lame!

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