Game Day B*tches 3: The perfect storm

Wanye
October 17 2008 01:29PM

Are the Gods of liquor poisoning kidding us? Back to back Fri-Sat night games against Calgary? Someone call the liver replacement clinic – we will need to book a 7 AM appointment on Monday morning.

There is only one thing we like better than hockey. Beer. Well hold up, include women in that. And automatic weapons. Yeah, that works. There are only three things we like better than hockey: beer, the ladies and automatic weapons. And 17th century harpsichord rhapsodies.

Back to back weekend games? This is big. Bigger than Hasselhoff in Germany big. Bigger than a Tupac "I'm not dead Tour" being announced. Bigger than ... well you get the picture.

Game time work

These Justice League Meetings on the Nation during the games are becoming a double edged sword. On the one hand we can’t leave OilersNation HQ and hit the streets of E-Town to interact with the party people during the game. On the other hand we can slam beers in our authentic 1991 Bill Ranford Jersey and scream at the top of our lungs at the powerplay without bothering the waitress.

Speaking of the waitress - we'd like to order a double head stomping of the Flames. And something with coconut on it. Thanks darlin'.

See you online at game time. What a weekend it is going to be.

- You can catch Wanye Gretz in your sister's room at exactly 1:15 AM tonight.

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#201 Tikked
October 18 2008, 07:44PM
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Stay classy Robin B and Jason G.

It's rather clear you're both in agreement with the behavior of the oilers PR guys here.

That's fine, I'd probably do the same in your position: the hand that feeds you and all that...

I love that a man who reports on a game for a living is telling me about the 'adult world.'

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#202 The Towel Boy
October 18 2008, 07:55PM
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...is it 8 yet?

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#203 charlie
October 18 2008, 07:57PM
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Ya know, arguing on the internet is a lot like buying the new Bryan Adams CD and showing it off to your friends... You might be proud of yourself but everyone else thinks your a dumbass.

Hope you're not 'ticked' to hear it bud.

LETS GO OILERS!!!!

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#204 Tikked
October 18 2008, 08:43PM
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Yes, you should never argue on the internet, except to argue that arguing is for dumbasses.

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#205 richard banger
October 19 2008, 01:32AM
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sigh

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#206 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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