Game Day B*tches 3: The perfect storm

Wanye
October 17 2008 01:29PM

Are the Gods of liquor poisoning kidding us? Back to back Fri-Sat night games against Calgary? Someone call the liver replacement clinic – we will need to book a 7 AM appointment on Monday morning.

There is only one thing we like better than hockey. Beer. Well hold up, include women in that. And automatic weapons. Yeah, that works. There are only three things we like better than hockey: beer, the ladies and automatic weapons. And 17th century harpsichord rhapsodies.

Back to back weekend games? This is big. Bigger than Hasselhoff in Germany big. Bigger than a Tupac "I'm not dead Tour" being announced. Bigger than ... well you get the picture.

Game time work

These Justice League Meetings on the Nation during the games are becoming a double edged sword. On the one hand we can’t leave OilersNation HQ and hit the streets of E-Town to interact with the party people during the game. On the other hand we can slam beers in our authentic 1991 Bill Ranford Jersey and scream at the top of our lungs at the powerplay without bothering the waitress.

Speaking of the waitress - we'd like to order a double head stomping of the Flames. And something with coconut on it. Thanks darlin'.

See you online at game time. What a weekend it is going to be.

- You can catch Wanye Gretz in your sister's room at exactly 1:15 AM tonight.

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#101 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:42PM
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Trukhno/Potulny/Brule are playing well so far...

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#102 1011011
October 17 2008, 08:43PM
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Brule is?

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#103 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:43PM
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Brule has 2G 1A in 3 games so far...

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#104 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:44PM
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Wow, I didn't realize what a family business the Flames have turned in to.

Focus less on the Oilers Sportsnet. Geez

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#105 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:46PM
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No kidding Wanye. I was just thinking that

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#106 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:48PM
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That Mr. Lube ad is easily one of the funniest ads of the year.

What are these things on my face? I can't see!

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#107 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:50PM
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For the record I have been to 6 Oilers games in Calgary and the Oilers are 0-6

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#108 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:50PM
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It's a "Flames broadcast" so there won't be much ,if any, focus on the Oil.

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#109 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:51PM
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Thanks for staying home then, Wanye!

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#110 The Towel Boy
October 17 2008, 08:51PM
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Good game so far. PP rox! PS. it sux to type on ps3. OH! and Wanye...the goat has another point :)

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#111 New Guy
October 17 2008, 08:52PM
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Wow Kane. Turn on the water works more. Bizarre

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#112 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 08:52PM
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He got credit for another TBoy?? SON OF A GUN

What say you Grebs?

Grebs: BAAAAAAAAAAAA

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#113 OilersNinja
October 17 2008, 08:54PM
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I hate the bald fountain tire guy

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#114 Gord
October 17 2008, 08:55PM
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Really? I think that guy is comedy at it's best!!

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#115 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 08:55PM
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I have been watching the replay of the Lubo goal. There haven't been too many Oilers D men who would score that goal

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#116 Rammer
October 17 2008, 09:01PM
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Friggin' Bertuzzi.

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#117 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:02PM
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Gawd he's ugly

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#118 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:03PM
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Take that Staios haters!

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#119 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 09:03PM
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I would put Big Mac with Pisani and Chopper. They can cover his mistakes. And Penner down with Brodz and Pouliot. If it gets to 5 goals then its going to get a little nasty.

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#120 George
October 17 2008, 09:05PM
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make up call, way to go

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#121 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 09:06PM
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Did you giys hear the Oiler chant?

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#122 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 09:07PM
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CRAP!!!

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#123 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:07PM
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No chance for JDD

Wanye says: Greb Says: Baaaaaa

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#124 Rammer
October 17 2008, 09:08PM
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I don't think the tide really turned...

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#125 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:09PM
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Perfect timing for a TV time out. Gets MacT a chance to settle the boys down.

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#126 bish
October 17 2008, 09:09PM
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Who the hell told Loubardious he was allowed to stop doing Red Deer Rebel games?

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#127 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 09:11PM
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Cole has been looking good.

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#128 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 09:11PM
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C'mon Fellas. Get another goal to shut the crowd up.

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#129 1011011
October 17 2008, 09:12PM
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Atta boy Horcoff! Get emotional!

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#130 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:13PM
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Big Mac is under 2 minutes so far - what a waste of a roster spot.

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#131 OilersNinja
October 17 2008, 09:14PM
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Someone needs to kill Sarich Pronto

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#132 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 09:15PM
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"Big Mac is under 2 minutes so far - what a waste of a roster spot."

This game has been pretty straight forward with no fighting. I think that the Oil want to keep the weapon on the bench, staring, thinking, chewing nails

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#133 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:17PM
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No one in the Flames line up that Stortini can't match up with. They need Huggy Bear to hit people on a regular shift, get under the Flames skin and draw some more PPs.

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#134 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 09:20PM
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But no one is scared of him. No One.

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#135 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:22PM
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And Big Mac on the bench isn't stopping the Flames from trying to level our smaller players either.

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#136 bish
October 17 2008, 09:22PM
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So they're playing Co-Ed Rec league rules now. No body contact.

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#137 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:23PM
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Nice save JDD!!!!

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#138 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 09:23PM
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And that glove save just ended Roli's career

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#139 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:23PM
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That was hot!!!!

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#140 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 09:25PM
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"Wanye Gretz Says: October 17th, 2008 at 9:23 pm And that glove save just ended Roli’s career"

The Truth has been spoken... lol

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#141 bish
October 17 2008, 09:26PM
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It was more of a jock save than anything else.

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#142 Travis Dakin
October 17 2008, 09:26PM
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I'm at work, sitting watching this game on the Oilers website ticker.... and reading these comments!!! I'm freaking out. What happened to Souray? Is this game as Awesome as I am imagining?

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#143 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:27PM
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1st Star - Nilsson 2nd Star - JDD 3rd Star - Cole

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#144 Lubo71
October 17 2008, 09:28PM
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This is a good finish!!!

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#145 Rammer
October 17 2008, 09:28PM
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Check out that faceoff win!

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#146 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 17 2008, 09:28PM
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3 and 000000

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#147 Wanye Gretz
October 17 2008, 09:28PM
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I haven't seen Souray since he was hit by Bertuzzi.....

GOOD WIN!!

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#148 OilersNinja
October 17 2008, 09:29PM
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I will put $1,000,000 that tomorrow will be an amazing game. Kipper will start again tired and the fights will be going down

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#149 Gord
October 17 2008, 09:30PM
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And the Oilers win another, playing their best game of the season so far, improving their record to 3-0-0!!!

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#150 Travis Dakin
October 17 2008, 09:30PM
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Thanks for being my eyes boys. That was crazyiness!

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