GDB5: The Hawks and the Oil

Wanye
October 22 2008 03:48PM

Well it’s game time tonight, and wouldn’t you know it the Chicago Blackhawks have turned up looking for a fight. And like any good Irish bare-knuckle boxer circa 1933 the Oilers are ready to go 50 rounds. You want something to cry about, Patrick Kane? The Oil will give you something to cry about you big baby. Oilers 5, Hawks 1 There we said it. Leave your predictions here for all of history to marvel at. We will see you back on this internet frequency at 7pm MST for an OilersNation Justice League Summit Meeting™. Sexily yours, Wanye Gretz IV

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#151 1011011
October 22 2008, 08:54PM
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Cogliano?

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#152 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:55PM
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Ah Huet. You rich idle man

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#153 Rammer
October 22 2008, 08:56PM
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Jeez..Has Hemsky carried the puck in to the zone onside yet this game?

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#154 OIlersNinja
October 22 2008, 08:56PM
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Here is to hoping the beer works!!!!

come on boys

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#155 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 08:57PM
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5 out of 5 people with me right now say they are crap. But we live in Fort Mac. What do we know?

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#156 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:58PM
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http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2885/grebsgoattk8.jpg

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#157 OIlersNinja
October 22 2008, 08:58PM
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the 3rd period is brought to you by Bud Light

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#158 1011011
October 22 2008, 08:59PM
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Atta a boy D-wayne

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#159 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 08:59PM
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The Towel Boy Says: October 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 pm http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2885/grebsgoattk8.jpg

Pure Fucking GOLD!

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#160 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:59PM
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But we live in Fort Mac.

My condolences ;)

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#161 1011011
October 22 2008, 09:00PM
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Can someone teach Sheldon how to do a spin-o-rama.... That would be sexy

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#162 OilersNinja
October 22 2008, 09:01PM
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great pic, I am almost ran him over driving to Jasper

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#163 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 09:02PM
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71-37 is kind of an interesting tandem.

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#164 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 09:03PM
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It's time to take Cole off the top line.

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#165 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:03PM
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yeah, lubo and grebs = lots of skill.

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#166 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 09:03PM
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It’s time to take Cole off the top line.

And going by tonight, Hemsky too.

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#167 1011011
October 22 2008, 09:04PM
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Jebus, we cany score. We need to rewind it back to 1989 when we took down the bulin wall.

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#168 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:05PM
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Is Hemsky hurt? or is he mad cuz Cole keeps cuttin' in on his wing?

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#169 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 09:05PM
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You shut your mouth when you are talking to me.

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#170 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 09:06PM
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So much for the whole Sean Avery vs. New Jersey thing - 5-0 Devils win.

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#171 Monday Guy
October 22 2008, 09:07PM
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Maybe MacIntyre needs a shot at the top line

the puck will go in out of sheer fear

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#172 OIlersNinja
October 22 2008, 09:08PM
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You can also take Rob Brown out of the broadcast booth.

sorry hair plugs

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#173 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 09:09PM
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Holy snap who made that goat picture???

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#174 Monday Guy
October 22 2008, 09:10PM
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atta boy Chopper

'Over the Top'

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#175 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:10PM
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Holy eff. Good job el capitano.

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#176 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:11PM
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I made it. All by myself...to take my mind of this game.

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#177 1011011
October 22 2008, 09:11PM
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Strudwick vs Havlat

That is a fight worth watching

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#178 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 09:11PM
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Towel Boy - I can't tell you the level of joy you have brought to this otherwise cloudy game.

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#179 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 09:12PM
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That is going up tomorrow if you don't mind releasing the world wide rights to the photograph in tripilcate form TB

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#180 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 09:12PM
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Hemsky and Gagner on the PK. That's just funny.

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#181 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:13PM
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She's all yours Wanye.

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#182 1011011
October 22 2008, 09:13PM
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I can help too Wanye. I'll go punch out my neighbour in protest of this garbage

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#183 Monday Guy
October 22 2008, 09:14PM
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that picture's a fake

i know that goat

he's from the farm team

... get it ???

farm ??

nevermind :(

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#184 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:15PM
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haha ...."baaaahhhd" one.

Puns are GR8!

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#185 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:16PM
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1011011....as long as you put it up on youtube.

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#186 Monday Guy
October 22 2008, 09:17PM
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*note from Oilers equipment staff

Rubber Sticks- Big dissapointment

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#187 1011011
October 22 2008, 09:19PM
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UNREAL MOVE HEMMER

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#188 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:19PM
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hemmer FINALLY! something with a heartbeat.

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#189 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 09:19PM
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For those of you not laughing with the Chicago play-by-play tandem as they enjoy the game, Hemsky just got lectured for taking his glove off to pick up his stick.

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#190 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:19PM
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They prolly hate when fighters take off their lids too.

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#191 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 09:21PM
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The blender is now plugged in.

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#192 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 09:21PM
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The farm comment is gold. This game is decidedly not

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#193 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 09:22PM
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This game's struggling to be aluminum right now.

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#194 Monday Guy
October 22 2008, 09:25PM
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OK, in all seriousness...

short of the accidental bounce off the crossbar, have we had any good chances ? Maybe it's a ploy to save it for Division rival Avalanche tomorrow ?

... sigh

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#195 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 09:25PM
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MY WORD WHAT A TERRIBLE HOCKEY MATCH. I SAY!

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#196 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 09:26PM
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This game has been a stinker through and through. To make things worse.... We paid for it. Dammit.

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#197 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:26PM
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Welp. This is what I get for opening my big fat prediction mouth. Never again. Not even lotto numbers.

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#198 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 09:26PM
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...sigh. I'm going to eat some nachos.

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#199 baggedmilk
October 22 2008, 09:27PM
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This game reminds me of the first time I made sweet love. It was ugly, I sweat a little, thousands of people watched and I cried when it was done.

-baggedmilk

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#200 Monday Guy
October 22 2008, 09:27PM
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feel bad for Rolly

he coulda used a little offence tonight too

Peace Out, All

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