GDB5: The Hawks and the Oil

Wanye
October 22 2008 03:48PM

Well it’s game time tonight, and wouldn’t you know it the Chicago Blackhawks have turned up looking for a fight. And like any good Irish bare-knuckle boxer circa 1933 the Oilers are ready to go 50 rounds. You want something to cry about, Patrick Kane? The Oil will give you something to cry about you big baby. Oilers 5, Hawks 1 There we said it. Leave your predictions here for all of history to marvel at. We will see you back on this internet frequency at 7pm MST for an OilersNation Justice League Summit Meeting™. Sexily yours, Wanye Gretz IV

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#1 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 03:53PM
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4-2 oil...Gagner Hat Trick.

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#2 Ender the Dragon
October 22 2008, 04:13PM
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Another victory pulled from the recesses of the Oilers' colective colon.

2-1 Oil and damn relieved to get away with it.

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#3 Charlie
October 22 2008, 04:33PM
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I haven't left a prediction on any site and the Oilers have been good, so I'll just say, I hope we get a GREAT game out of Roli, and hat Gags starts throwin' up some points. Two points for Vish would also be good for the ol' pool.

LETS GO OI-LERS!!!

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#4 pdan - the p is silent
October 22 2008, 04:33PM
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3-1 for the Mighty Oil. Lubo,Nillson,and Fernando for the goals.

Stortini vocally questions Kane's sexual orientation, leading to fisticuffs between him and Eager.

That's right, fisticuffs.

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#5 Antony Ta
October 22 2008, 04:44PM
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6-4 Oilers. Empty net goal.

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#6 oilerman53
October 22 2008, 04:50PM
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This one has all the makings of a classic, Patrick Kane will be fielding questions about his relationship with Denis Savard. Sheldon Kennedy and Graham James part duex. Sam Gagner and Patrick Kane get into a slap fight ala' Backstreet Boys and N*Sync. Oilers come away with a win and go into Colorado to beat down that mulleted cry baby Ryan Smyth.

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#7 OilersNinja
October 22 2008, 04:56PM
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3-2 Oilers. Patrick Kane decides to use his oversized lollipop as a stick and Havlat gets ejected for yet another "kicking" incident"

IN OIL WE TRUST

Totally

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#8 baggedmilk
October 22 2008, 04:57PM
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Tears of heartache and defeat will be flowing from the sockets of Patrick Kane as the Oilers put a 118th Avenue beat down on them tonight.

Edmonton 4 Chicago 2.

Book it.

-baggedmilk

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#9 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 22 2008, 05:01PM
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Edmonton 5 Chicago 4

Pisani game winner...

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#10 n00b1aNpR1n(355
October 22 2008, 05:55PM
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Arent you Mr. poopy pants browlee

Edmonton 74 Chicago 13

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#11 RobinB
October 22 2008, 05:57PM
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Blackhawks 4 Oilers 3 Kane with the winner.

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#12 mjsh
October 22 2008, 06:04PM
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The good news about the Oilers is that they know the 4-0 record is not deserved. Therefore they work hard tonight and win 3-2. No shootout though

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#13 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 06:31PM
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Edmonton 3, Chicago 2. Chicago outshoots and outplays Edmonton for much of the game, but Dwayne Roloson shows all of the Avalanche scouts in attendance that they should take him over Nikolai Khabibulin.

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#14 Jason Gregor
October 22 2008, 06:42PM
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************************************** Just got a text as I went off the air and I have some breaking news about the game tonight:

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Steve Staios has gone home for personal reasons and won't be playing in the game tonight.

Souray may draw in or it may fall to MacIntyre who has been practicing off and on as a D-Man this week.

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#15 baggedmilk
October 22 2008, 07:00PM
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All the best to the human pylon since he has to go home for personal reasons. As much as we rag on Staios on our blog and here in the nation I wish him all the best. Hopefully all is well, Steve.

-baggedmilk

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#16 OilersNinja
October 22 2008, 07:04PM
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You have to commend Macedonia Steve, he plays with a huge heart. He also sleeps on a bed of nails.

My second prediction for score is

13.95 - 1 Oilers

1 goal for every dollar I spent to watch the game. The fine people at shaw promised me so,

GOOOOOO OOOOOILLLLLL

Thanks Gregor for breaking that, I feel so plugged in!

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#17 OilersNinja
October 22 2008, 07:09PM
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Man these PPV games have no production value. So much dead time, feels like I am "watching" rome on the radio.

Souray is in......SWEET!!!!!

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#18 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:17PM
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No worries boys, we like to spot them a few

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#19 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:19PM
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Nothing says good times but a 1-0 comeback

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#20 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:21PM
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Chicago sure has a good looking PK.

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#21 New Guy
October 22 2008, 07:22PM
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This game is Roli's future with the Oilers

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#22 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:23PM
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I didn't catch that first goal, but Roloson did a nice job bailing out the "powerplay".

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#23 Lubo71
October 22 2008, 07:25PM
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I like hokey in the Cununda

Sheldoon is Pimp magician

I am Lubomir Visinovski I support this message

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#24 OIlersNinja
October 22 2008, 07:28PM
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I hate to say this but it was a good goal the Blackhawks scored

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#25 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:29PM
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Cogliano's crazy. That was a great puck retrieval; too bad it didn't result in anything.

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#26 Turtle
October 22 2008, 07:33PM
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That was a lame fight.

DId anyone watch the last episode of Entourage? I am dying to hear other people's take on it? Is it the end of the power team of Ari and Vince?

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#27 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:34PM
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Principe can add a Pulitzer to his resume, cause that was one damn fine interview.

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#28 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:36PM
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For those of you not shelling out money for Oilers PPV, Danny on Lowetide's gave this link to the Chicago feed online:

http://stoogetv.com/player.html

Channel 7.

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#29 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:37PM
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Nice BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAckchecking Grebs

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#30 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:37PM
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The Hawks put the game on the internet?

THERE ARE SWEAR WORDS ON THE INTERNET!!

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#31 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:38PM
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The Gagner on the PK experiment seems likely to continue for some time.

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#32 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:39PM
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THERE ARE SWEAR WORDS ON THE INTERNET!!

Which is why the Oilers aren't doing it ;)

As for the Hawks, I guess they've gone from not putting games on TV to international broadcasts in under two years. Not bad.

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#33 New Guy
October 22 2008, 07:39PM
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Gagner seems to have recovered nicely

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#34 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:40PM
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Nice Poll PPV

Why the good start for the Oilers?

a) Garon b) Vishnovsky c) Special Teams d) MacIntyre

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#35 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:41PM
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Why the good start for the Oilers? a) Garon b) Vishnovsky c) Special Teams d) MacIntyre

E) Dumb luck.

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#36 OilersNinja
October 22 2008, 07:41PM
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UHH A) Garon right?

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#37 Robbo
October 22 2008, 07:42PM
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Visnovsky!!

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#38 Brian Fellows
October 22 2008, 07:42PM
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Yes Smid!! That guy is golden I don't know why he doesn't get ice over GrebAAAAAAAAAAAshkov

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#39 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:43PM
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Nice work Smid. Fraser isn't exactly a light-weight either - 150ish PIM every season for the last five years.

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#40 OilersNinja
October 22 2008, 07:45PM
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What is the story with that big donkey D man Byfuglen? What is his race?

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#41 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:46PM
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MacTavish timeout, anybody?

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#42 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:47PM
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Wow, everyone is fired.

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#43 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:48PM
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Make this PP count

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#44 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:49PM
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I suppose the good news is that the Oilers start the second on the powerplay - that is good news, right?

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#45 New Guy
October 22 2008, 07:49PM
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Blow my mind Gino

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#46 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:50PM
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Standby for fluff.

Principe "Are you happy with the start?"

Smid: "Coach says give it 100% at all times"

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#47 Brian Fellows
October 22 2008, 07:51PM
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Uh note to Rob Brown. Give up the dream. Shave that cookie of a head

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#48 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 07:51PM
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yyeeeeshhh...

Umm...prolly not how they drew up that 1st period.

Is it just me, or does it look like there's an extra hawk out there..especially in the neutral zone. Good GAWD!

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#49 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:51PM
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He has had plugs. Look at the thick strands at the front

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#50 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:52PM
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waddap t-boy

They are looking lame so far you're right

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