GDB5: The Hawks and the Oil

Wanye
October 22 2008 03:48PM

Well it’s game time tonight, and wouldn’t you know it the Chicago Blackhawks have turned up looking for a fight. And like any good Irish bare-knuckle boxer circa 1933 the Oilers are ready to go 50 rounds. You want something to cry about, Patrick Kane? The Oil will give you something to cry about you big baby. Oilers 5, Hawks 1 There we said it. Leave your predictions here for all of history to marvel at. We will see you back on this internet frequency at 7pm MST for an OilersNation Justice League Summit Meeting™. Sexily yours, Wanye Gretz IV

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#51 1011011
October 22 2008, 07:53PM
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here comes a terrible feature I can feel it

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#52 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:54PM
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The music is awesome

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#53 New Guy
October 22 2008, 07:54PM
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Stauffer looks like hell

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#54 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 07:55PM
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PPV Broadcast notes:

1. Rob Brown's voice is like nails on chalkboard.

2. HD looks good...much better than the "dubbed vhs" look of last year.

3. My main man G.P. is in the groove. :/

4. The camera dude on the main broadcast cam appears to be drunk...the puck's over HERE!

5. It's expensive.

6. It's better with beer.

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#55 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 07:57PM
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That new ice projector at Rexall is unreal

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#56 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 07:57PM
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Yeah, did they rent that? or is it a permanent fixture there?

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#57 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 07:58PM
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KayZ lookin' dapper there.

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#58 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 07:58PM
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BTW, for those of you not catching the 'Hawks broadcast, Olczyk's a much better play-by-play guy than he was a coach.

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#59 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:00PM
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Yeah, he did a bunch of games on VS and I think NBC last year. He's nat bad. Nat bad.

Doesn't his bro work in Oilers management somewhere?

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#60 1011011
October 22 2008, 08:00PM
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Gene: Hey Steve, how long you been riding that bike?

SMac: Eat it Principe

Gene: Fair enough sir

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#61 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:01PM
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Kay-Z lifted his hand to wave to the fans and $1,000,204 fell out of his sleeve

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#62 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:02PM
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lol

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#63 Brian Fellows
October 22 2008, 08:02PM
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Man, Principe listens so intently when he has asked a question

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#64 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:03PM
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Doesn’t his bro work in Oilers management somewhere?

He's the guy instituting the "salary grid", and he got promoted to Assistant to the General Manager this summer.

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#65 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:03PM
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Oh...he doesn't mind "doin' it" alright.

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#66 1011011
October 22 2008, 08:04PM
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You'd listen intently too if they threatened to kick you out of the pressbox if you didn't ask EVERY SINGLE FLUFF QUESTION IN THE BOOK

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#67 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:04PM
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"G.P....are those notes you're taking?...is that a....a...NOTEPAD?!?"

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#68 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:05PM
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...welp back to the PP...and back to my couch.

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#69 1011011
October 22 2008, 08:08PM
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Nice shot COGS

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#70 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:08PM
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TERRIBLE PP

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#71 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:09PM
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On that play, Penner sure looked sluggish. And Fernando looked exactly the opposite of sluggish.

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#72 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:10PM
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How did that go from four Oilers and no Hawks in front of the net to 2 Oilers and three Hawks as soon as a small rebound appeared?

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#73 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:11PM
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Good grief Hemsky. At least show some interest.

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#74 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 08:12PM
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I'm angry

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#75 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:13PM
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Nice stop, Roloson.

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#76 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:13PM
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I'm also angry TD

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#77 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 08:14PM
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I'm confused. All this inane chatter on PPV is starting to rot my brain

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#78 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:14PM
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Yeah, I saw hemmer take that pass of his skates with very little ...."care" I guess I'll call it. Didn't even swing at the puck as it went of his skate. Grr...

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#79 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 08:14PM
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"BUH The Oilers play hockey!" - Me about 3 mins ago

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#80 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 08:15PM
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The cookies go on the TOP SHELF Brodziak!!!

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#81 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 22 2008, 08:15PM
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why are we playing Roli again?

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#82 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:15PM
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To increase his trade value...i.e. bring it up from zero.

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#83 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 08:16PM
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"GUH Cujo used to be a goalie for the OILERS" - Me again, 30 seconds past

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#84 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:16PM
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why are we playing Roli again?

Because he's one of the half-dozen guys who showed up in both body and spirit.

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#85 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:16PM
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Ohhhh man...THE COMMISH!

I hope Geno goes all Ron Maclean on him.

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#86 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:16PM
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Why are they interviewing a keebler elf?

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#87 Travis Dakin
October 22 2008, 08:16PM
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But he forgot to bring the skill

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#88 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:17PM
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I think the elf has been angered

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#89 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:17PM
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He blinks alot.

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#90 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 08:18PM
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Geez you think Bettman likes Katz? He only added about 50 million to each franchises value.

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#91 New Guy
October 22 2008, 08:19PM
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HAHAHA Did he just say "they buy players in US dollars?"

hahahahaha

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#92 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 22 2008, 08:19PM
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""The Towel Boy Says: October 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm He blinks alot.""

Thanks... ROFL.

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#93 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:19PM
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yay....pp....w00t.

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#94 1011011
October 22 2008, 08:20PM
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Bettman is a New Yawker through and through. I didn't realize his accent was so strong

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#95 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:20PM
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That scrum in the slot had the makings of another shortie chance...phew...bullet dodged.

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#96 Wanye Gretz
October 22 2008, 08:21PM
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This game has been about as exciting as a game against the Blackhawks so far.

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#97 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:22PM
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jeezus...I liked our old pp better, you know...the one from last friday.

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#98 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:23PM
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The sole bright spot for me so far is that Roloson looks great.

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#99 Jonathan Willis
October 22 2008, 08:24PM
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The sole bright spot for me so far is that Roloson looks great.

Nevermind.

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#100 The Towel Boy
October 22 2008, 08:24PM
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I'd feel better if I paid for a Hawks PPV game. I think I'll tell myself that.

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