GDB7: Don't make it weird

Wanye
October 25 2008 05:30PM

Game time at 8 PM MST Lambs. The 3-4 Canucks and the now 4-2 Oilers will square off in what should be a good tilt on HNIC. Now we say SHOULD because the Oilers have had started to make things weird for us.

Not weird like the-Gloved-One-here-rolling-out-of-his-crypt-to-hang-with-Sigfried-and-Roy-weird but weird all the same.

See if a team sucks and they lose you say to yourself "oh that makes sense, they suck!" If they have suffered injuries and lose you say "If only hadn't lost so-and-so. They would be way better." If they had bad luck and some junk goal went in you say "better luck next time. That goal won't always go in."

But what of the Oil? Out to a quick 4-0 start where they got away with a couple lucky wins - sure. But the last two games? Just plain weird. No jump, no defense, no offense, no heart, no physical play and no wins. This isn't the Oilers team we have been dreaming about all summer. We know you are in there somewhere real Oilers team. What better time to come out of your funk than to lay a stomping on the Canucks on HNIC?

A final observation

Luke Schenn just tried to fight Chris Neil as we wrote this post in the first half of the double header. If he can take his 18 year old life in his hands at 5:18 PM, imagine what could be happening in three short hours?

Awesome.

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#51 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:45PM
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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#52 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:46PM
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Agreed new guy, good call

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#53 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 08:46PM
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Crawford must have a lovely singing voice

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#54 1011011
October 25 2008, 08:48PM
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That announcer Jimbo makes me feel like im playing NHL09

GREAT SAAAAAAAAVE LUONGO

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#55 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:50PM
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GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT SAVE GARON

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#56 New Guy
October 25 2008, 08:50PM
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Phew thank heaven thats over

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#57 freeze
October 25 2008, 08:50PM
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I like the idea of gagner on the PK.

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#58 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 08:52PM
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Why exactly did that old man call him "Mas-ee Raymond"

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#59 freeze
October 25 2008, 08:55PM
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^^yeah, totally. Oake is a fuckin' weirdo.

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#60 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:03PM
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Oake is a weirdo. I don't know why exactly but there is somethin about him

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#61 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:05PM
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Stock and Crawford - two of the worst announcer voices in the NHL

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#62 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:06PM
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^^Lubo knows the score.

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#63 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:08PM
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Crappy that Strudwick is out

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#64 buck75
October 25 2008, 09:09PM
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BAAAHHH

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#65 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:09PM
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grebs!!!

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#66 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:09PM
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyouteeeful goal

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#67 jim
October 25 2008, 09:09PM
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Wayne says: Baaa!

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#68 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:09PM
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Baaaaaaaaaahhhd ASS

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#69 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:09PM
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The Goat!!

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#70 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:10PM
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Oh man is COLE flying tonite.

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#71 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:10PM
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Cole!!!

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#72 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:10PM
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ATB - you always find a way to get that in hahaha

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#73 jim
October 25 2008, 09:10PM
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What-a-freakin-move!

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#74 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:10PM
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Robbed!!!! Pouliot!

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#75 buck75
October 25 2008, 09:12PM
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Ridiculous save on MAP!

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#76 101101
October 25 2008, 09:12PM
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That was a great goal

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#77 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:14PM
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He was pinching in nicely

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#78 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:14PM
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mmmmm, the sweet nectar of rum.

what's everyone else drinking?

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#79 wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:16PM
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Yes Crawford - when I think good players in Europe DENMARK springs to mind

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#80 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:16PM
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I'm drinking Pil

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#81 jim
October 25 2008, 09:17PM
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Guess we shoulda had Cole on the Right side from the begining

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#82 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:18PM
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You are correct sir

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#83 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:19PM
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bullshit call.

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#84 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:19PM
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Wow Stripes. Terrible call

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#85 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:20PM
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Brutal call

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#86 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:22PM
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That was legit defense. That is some serious bullshit

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#87 1011011
October 25 2008, 09:22PM
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Crawford has terrible insights into the game.

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#88 1011011
October 25 2008, 09:23PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#89 jim
October 25 2008, 09:24PM
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I love our willingness to block shots...but we are selling out waaay to early.

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#90 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:24PM
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TERRIBLE GOAL TERRIBLE CALL

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#91 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:27PM
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baaaaaaaaaah!

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#92 buck75
October 25 2008, 09:28PM
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Fucking Visor pussy ohlund

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#93 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:29PM
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wtf!!!!! cole out?!?!?!?

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#94 buck75
October 25 2008, 09:29PM
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Best line of the night...

"Souray fed him some salmon, taste the koho"

Tie yur shit up Cole!!!!

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#95 NoPantsTuesday
October 25 2008, 09:30PM
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What? Jersey wasn't tied down? What the fuck? I demand explanations Crawford!

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#96 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:32PM
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This is absurd

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#97 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:32PM
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My computer got so excited it rebooted

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#98 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:32PM
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I can't even articulate my level of fury right now.

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#99 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:33PM
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Would you say your fury is: a) Ike Turner like b) OJ Simpson like or c) Robin Brownlee like

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#100 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:34PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH C!!

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