GDB7: Don't make it weird

Wanye
October 25 2008 05:30PM

Game time at 8 PM MST Lambs. The 3-4 Canucks and the now 4-2 Oilers will square off in what should be a good tilt on HNIC. Now we say SHOULD because the Oilers have had started to make things weird for us.

Not weird like the-Gloved-One-here-rolling-out-of-his-crypt-to-hang-with-Sigfried-and-Roy-weird but weird all the same.

See if a team sucks and they lose you say to yourself "oh that makes sense, they suck!" If they have suffered injuries and lose you say "If only hadn't lost so-and-so. They would be way better." If they had bad luck and some junk goal went in you say "better luck next time. That goal won't always go in."

But what of the Oil? Out to a quick 4-0 start where they got away with a couple lucky wins - sure. But the last two games? Just plain weird. No jump, no defense, no offense, no heart, no physical play and no wins. This isn't the Oilers team we have been dreaming about all summer. We know you are in there somewhere real Oilers team. What better time to come out of your funk than to lay a stomping on the Canucks on HNIC?

A final observation

Luke Schenn just tried to fight Chris Neil as we wrote this post in the first half of the double header. If he can take his 18 year old life in his hands at 5:18 PM, imagine what could be happening in three short hours?

Awesome.

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#101 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:34PM
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C mos def.

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#102 New Guy
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C!!C!!

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#103 OilersNinja
October 25 2008, 09:35PM
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d) Cocacola Tongue like

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#104 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:37PM
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Ro-berrrrr

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#105 The Towel Boy
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Sweet ...go bobby!

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#106 buck75
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Bobby!!!

Paying dividends with top line!

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#107 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:37PM
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SQUEEEEEE

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#108 OilersNinja
October 25 2008, 09:37PM
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Bobby

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#109 The Towel Boy
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This calls for dancing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U&feature=related

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#110 freeze
October 25 2008, 09:37PM
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crawford is making my ears bleed.

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#111 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:38PM
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What a dreamboat

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#112 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:39PM
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Well played TB, something fit for a wedding!!

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#113 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:40PM
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That was a scary line 4 shift.

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#114 The Towel Boy
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OMG EFFING SWEET

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#115 1011011
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Oilers will score next GUARANTEED

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#116 freeze
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beaut!!!

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#117 buck75
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Fna

Staios!!!

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#118 New Guy
October 25 2008, 09:41PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#119 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:41PM
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That was a sweet goal celebration by Staios

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#120 NoPantsTuesday
October 25 2008, 09:41PM
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This roller coaster ride of emotions is making me tired. This is the Oiler team I remember.

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#121 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:42PM
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SNAP PUFFY!!!

That was a dandy

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#122 The Towel Boy
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I just hope we don't carry a lead into the 3rd...I can't handle that.

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#123 Lubo71
October 25 2008, 09:42PM
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Its happening!!! OMG

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#124 Fiveandagame
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Willis-

I am sorry, I argued with you during preseason about Staios being overpaid.....

That goal was worth all 2.9 MIL!!!!

GOILERS!

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#125 The Towel Boy
October 25 2008, 09:43PM
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I love that Mr Lube commercial...

Were am I?

Who are you?

What are these things on my face?

I CAN'T SEE!

..cracks me up every time.

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#126 Wanye Gretz
October 25 2008, 09:43PM
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Leave the team for personal reasons my ass.

COLD BLOOOOODED

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#127 1011011
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WHOA there are way more people in here than I thought!

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#128 Fiveandagame
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OMG 1011011 IS PSYCHIC!

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#129 The Towel Boy
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OMFG!!

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#130 freeze
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penatly shot!!

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#131 New Guy
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PENALTY SHOT!!!!!!!!!

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#132 Fiveandagame
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PENALTY SHOT!!!!!

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#133 buck75
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Come on Sammy!!

Pot it!

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#134 The Towel Boy
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Gags... backhand deke

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#135 NoPantsTuesday
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Come on Gagner, my pool desperately needs you to perform.

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#136 Wanye Gretz
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COME ON GAGSIES

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#137 freeze
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*penalty got a little excited. sorry

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#138 The Towel Boy
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adslfkjwl23n23lkfn23l34p92)$()#$@)(@)

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#139 1011011
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FUCK

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#140 The Towel Boy
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...fak

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#141 Fiveandagame
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I hate roberta Luongo......except if he's playing for team Canada

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#142 buck75
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No deke you slacker?

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#143 1011011
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Thanks 5andagame I thought no one noticed

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#144 New Guy
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THe Oil are buzzing!!!

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#145 Lubo71
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I'd say that Gagner is struggling the most so far of the three sophmores

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#146 Lubo71
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HAHAHA BURROWS

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#147 The Towel Boy
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K, so I musta blacked out from rage...but what happened...omg burrows missed...to Strudwick?

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#148 Fiveandagame
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It's like Gagner has some kinda jinx or something in his second year....

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#149 Wanye Gretz
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Is it just me or does the ice in Vancouver has the consistency of meth scabs?

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#150 Fiveandagame
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This is heart on the old left and right ventricles ...

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