Woe, thy name is Oil

Jason Gregor
October 28 2008 02:30PM

The Oilers might want to try a new pre-game routine, or get a new alarm clock because they have been snoozing through most of the first periods so far this season.

The Oilers have only scored the first goal twice, both off the stick of Shawn Horcoff in their first two games of the season. Andrew Cogliano did light the lamp in the first period of game three in Calgary, but since then, the Oilers haven’t had a sniff in the first 20 minutes.

Last night against Boston, the shots at one point in the first were 12–3 in favour of the Bruins, before the Oilers managed to finish the frame down 15–10. Bad starts are plaguing this team, and they are a direct result of not working hard enough.

The Oilers might lead the league in botched three-on-twos. Last night they had five odd-man rushes that didn’t result in a shot on goal, never mind even a decent attempt at a shot. Four out of five times the puck carrier came down the wing, only to cross into the middle of the ice at the blueline and either turn the puck over or miss on a pass.

We all learned the basic 3-on-2 drill in mighty-mites (now it’s novice) for goodness sakes. Puck carrier takes the puck wide, far guy busts to the net and the trailer is the high guy. Pretty basic stuff, yet the Oilers are looking more like the Ice Capades than a hockey team when they penetrate the zone. They might as well cross the line, and try a double axle with the fancy crap they keep using.

"The issues I have right now with our team are that we are a soft, high-risk offence. We got to get harder, we need to simplify our attack, and we need to penetrate the tough areas, rather than saucer passes through those areas," said a noticeably frustrated Craig MacTavish. "I have been patient, very patient to this point, but now I need to see results."

Right now the Oilers aren’t paying the necessary price to win. They won’t go to the tough areas, and they seem more interested in the pretty goal rather than the garbage goal. Heck, they should take any type of goal from most of their skilled players.

  • Ales Hemsky: 0 goals in 8 games.
  • Sam Gagner: 0 goals in 8 games, and one measly point.
  • Dustin Penner: 0 goals in last 7 games.
  • Erik Cole: 1 goal in 8 games.
  • Tom Gilbert: 1 goal in 8 games.

Hemsky, Cole and Gagner have combined to score ONE goal on 61 shots. That is a gross 0.016 shooting percentage. Even Wanye has better success scoring with the ladies than those three do with putting the puck in the net.

The two worst culprits have been Gagner and Hemsky. It's a good thing they aren't using wood sticks, or there would be sawdust all over the ice the way those two are gripping the stick. Gagner, whose turnover in OT last night was as bad as you will see in the NHL, is clearly struggling, and it sounds like his leash will be shortened by the coach.

"It doesn't matter how old you are. There is a right way and a wrong way to play the game, and you have to start playing the right way. Having gone through many goal-scoring slumps, when you get desperate you start to get some desperation in your game and go to those tough areas, then you give yourself a chance to get a break," said MacTavish. "You can't ever cheat the game and expect results. That's what makes the game great, you get what you deserve. If you are executing you will eventually get rewarded for it. If you cut corners you see the overall reflection in your game too."

It’s obvious that MacTavish's patience is running thin, and rightfully so. Sheldon Souray summed up the Oilers effort lately perfectly, "We need to become more predictable. You try to be unpredictable to the other team, but right now we are unpredictable to ourselves."

The next seven games will go a long way in deciding if the Oilers are legitimate division contenders, or that once again they are just middle-of-the-road, battle-for-your-life playoff hopefuls.

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#1 Deep Oil
October 28 2008, 02:37PM
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trade time - shake it up - hemsky for gaborik and a second rounder - after taling to his agent for a long term deal - who care if he's hurt - 40 goals is better than penner and hemsky combined for the same or less money

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#2 jeanshorts
October 28 2008, 02:45PM
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"They might as well cross the line, and try a double axle with the fancy crap they keep using."

At least that would mean something interesting would happen in the game. These last few games, with exception to the Vancouver game, were so dull that I paid more attention to the rain storm in Philly last night. I don't even like baseball that much either. It almost feels like three quarters of the team has taken the Ales Hemsky approach to offense. Make a too many moves, never shoot, and try and make 80 percent of your passes through heavy traffic. I'm referring to slumping Ales Hemsky of course, not boner inducing deke Ales Hemsky. Brule, Shremp, Trukhno, etc must be chomping at the bit right now because it looks like their chance might come sooner than later.

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#3 pdan
October 28 2008, 02:46PM
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I like Mact but honestly it's time for a coaching change. It's been years. Of course KLowe won't since he's best buds with MacT. ... It's not just based on this year, the up down up down up down of the team for the last few years ... get tortorella.

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#4 Wanye Gretz
October 28 2008, 03:03PM
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"Even Wanye has better success scoring with the ladies than those three do with putting the puck in the net."

That depends on how you define "lady" I suppose. If drinking 15 beers and watching reruns of The Golden Girls counts as a lady - I have a 100% shooting percentage.

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#5 Wanye Gretz
October 28 2008, 03:05PM
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Holy Crap I just read the comments "Hemsky for Gaborik."

Do you work for the Wild Deep Oil? Good gravy what a terrible idea.

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#6 RobinB
October 28 2008, 03:32PM
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Wanye: Lord Almighty, man, thanks so much for the over-the-coffee-table Betty White moneyshot imagery.

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#7 baggedmilk
October 28 2008, 04:12PM
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Robin, Betty White has taken more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson. Let's not kid ourselves. What? Too Far?

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#8 Wanye Gretz
October 28 2008, 04:42PM
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I love this site.

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#9 Fiveandagame
October 28 2008, 04:58PM
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I was gonna say something but the Betty White facial imagery has stumped my comedic mind....wow.

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#10 nopantstuesday
October 28 2008, 06:03PM
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Trade hemsky? That means I blew $50 worth of stitching this season.

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#11 Mac Daddy
October 28 2008, 06:08PM
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OILERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12 Ender the Dragon
October 28 2008, 06:29PM
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While I admit I wouldn't mind seeing Gaborik skating in Oilers silks, lets not get carried away here. Gaborik for a couple of medium pieces that we can replace from depth; that I can see. But trading away irreplacable top talent (yes, I'm still referring to Hemsky that way) for someone that Minnisota doesn't seem to want to keep too badly? That's craziness, sir.

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#13 baggedmilk
October 28 2008, 06:37PM
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Although Gaborik would be nice, it's less than 10 games into the season and he's already hurt. You don't want to pay league max for a dude that won't even give you full seasons. He's made of glass, and losing Hemsky for him just isn't worth it.

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#14 Wanye Gretz
October 28 2008, 06:59PM
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Mac Daddy Says: OILERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They do???? NO WAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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#15 Chris
October 28 2008, 07:27PM
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The Oil have played like a 500 team and are a 500 team...Hockey justice 101. They will play better. Really....

Let's win 21 of 23 down the stretch and miss by 1 point.

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#16 The Towel Boy
October 28 2008, 07:49PM
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Let’s win 21 of 23 down the stretch and miss by 1 point.

Ohhhhh, I LOVE when they do that! March isn't March without that package of joy!

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#17 The Towel Boy
October 28 2008, 07:50PM
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VACUUMS SUCK!!!!

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#18 baggedmilk
October 28 2008, 07:58PM
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BAGGEDMILK SUCKS!!!

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#19 Wanye Gretz
October 28 2008, 08:09PM
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Good Lord we need to work out some practice drills on how to chirp people for heaven's sakes.

Here observe:

1. Make sense 2. Beak OTHERS not self 3. Always end with three exclamation points.

You're welcome

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#20 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 28 2008, 08:21PM
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baggedmilk Says: October 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm Robin, Betty White has taken more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson. Let’s not kid ourselves. What? Too Far?

ROFL. Classic...

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#21 Smokin' Ray Burnt
October 28 2008, 08:22PM
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oops... sorry.

ROFL. Classic!!!

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#22 Antony Ta
October 28 2008, 11:22PM
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We've played some spirited hockey in the last two games. I can see some of the luck switching over to good from bad soon.

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#23 Greg MC
October 29 2008, 10:12AM
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Mmmm, Betty White....

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#24 Sing A Song For Sing Sing
October 29 2008, 04:17PM
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I love this team to death, but if we don't come out of this upcoming roadtrip at least sitting at .500, and competing more consistantly on a night to night basic (literally, considering all the back2backs we have)... I really don't know what I'm going to do, being that I know what the management will do - absolutely nothing.

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#25 Douggy
October 29 2008, 06:44PM
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no, the flames suck! stop blaming it all on hemmer and mac t! hemmers leading in points, and mac t is doing a good job! it's oilers fans like you who bitch and moan, and make it so nylanders, kariyas, gaboriks and hossa's dont want to play in edmonton! lets start believing in our team instead of crucifying them! even flames fans show more class! u bandwagon jumpers disgust me! cant wait for the oil to light it up in nashville!

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#26 Duncan Kinney
October 30 2008, 09:53AM
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Hardy har har Dougggggy. The reason big free agents don't want to come to Edmonton is because it's Edmonton, not because of its fans. It's like playing in Moose Jaw.

Admirable take on the situation, you would n't ever want to critique your team especially if they're playing poorly. Jesus.

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