GDB 9: We don't need to tell you

Wanye
October 30 2008 02:26PM

We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.

We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.

We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.

We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.

Man are we suckers.

And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.

We will see you there. Suckers.

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#151 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:03PM
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Tootoo plays on the PP?

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#152 freeze
October 30 2008, 08:06PM
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good kill. nice pressure by moreau/pisani.

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#153 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:06PM
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...I added that link to my faves. Good stuff.

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#154 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:06PM
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Whatever happened to the Tootoo that crushed Swedes and Russians all over the ice at the world juniors. I liked that Tootoo.

This Tootoo I could live without.

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#155 Hockey Gods
October 30 2008, 08:06PM
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Did Principe just admit to being on the pole?

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#156 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 08:07PM
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I vote (f) Gene Principe is the supreme high commander if dork

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#157 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:08PM
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Wow, that cowgirl makes me go BOING ALOING LONG

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#158 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:09PM
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Arrrgghh...Vish! Hit the net buddy!

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#159 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:11PM
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...FIRETRUCK!

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#160 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:11PM
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uggghhh

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#161 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 08:12PM
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Its happening again.......argh!!!!!

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#162 Hockey Gods
October 30 2008, 08:13PM
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Vish NET.. hit it

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#163 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:16PM
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baggedmilk sad.

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#164 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:18PM
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Gene: "Now Charlie Huddy you were one of the best offensive defenseman of all time in the NHL. What do the Oilers defensive corps need to do to score more?"

Huddy: "Uh you see *"

Wanye: (interupting) Stop it Gene. Just stop.

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#165 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:19PM
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So, a slump can't last forever right? RIGHT?

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#166 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:22PM
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I dunno jeanshorts. Would you consider 5 straight losses a slump? The Oilers are calling it "spotting the Western Conference a lead"

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#167 Rammer
October 30 2008, 08:22PM
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Dear Oilers,

Score.

Thanks.

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#168 Lubo71
October 30 2008, 08:23PM
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OILERS?!?!?!?!?!?

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#169 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:23PM
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Baggedmilk: Say John Tortorella I know you're working at TSN and everything but...

JT: Sure baggedmilk, I like the cut of your jib and I'd love to. Heck I'll even find you a lady to ravage her downstairs lips.

BM: Thanks JT, I love that song with Madonna

*collective laughter and hugs*

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#170 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:24PM
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I am not a happy penalty

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#171 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:25PM
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Goal scoring slump, power play slump, hitting slump, scoring chances slump, winning slump. All are applicable.

Suicide rates are going to start skyrocketing in Edmonton.

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#172 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:26PM
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Is Barry Trotz wearing shoulder pads?

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#173 jim
October 30 2008, 08:26PM
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Maybe we're just really not that good...

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#174 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:27PM
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Well I am going to go drown myself in a Gallon of beer now...........

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#175 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:27PM
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Well, I never wanted to say it.... I really wanted to not be one of the people that said this.... but, maybe it really is time for MacTavish to go.

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#176 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:27PM
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No shoulder pads, his head is actually attached directly to his shoulders. He finds turning easiest if he's on a swivel chair. His car has modifications to accomodate.

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#177 freeze
October 30 2008, 08:27PM
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my. fucking. god.

if anyone wants me I'll be getting drunk out back.

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#178 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:27PM
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Everything is all topsy turvy. The Leafs are winning. The Oilers are losing. The end of days is upon us people!

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#179 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:27PM
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Something has to change.....something

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#180 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:29PM
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Shake up on D, shake up at forward shake up in NET....

and a shake up on the bench if none of those shake ups work.

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#181 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:29PM
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Lets trade Cogliano and Garon for Spezza

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#182 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:29PM
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Yeah, It is really now time to panic. If the Hawks made a change 5 games in with a decent record.... Fuck this bullshit! 5 losses in a row is no longer acceptable.

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#183 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:29PM
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And about three first rounders

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#184 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:29PM
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No goals and no wins make Towel Boy go something something....

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#185 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:30PM
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5 in a ROW!

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#186 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:30PM
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Go crazy?

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#187 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:30PM
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www.sadtrombone.com doesn't even cut it on this one.

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#188 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:30PM
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Where is the desperation win??

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#189 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:30PM
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Is principe interviewing no one talking about how he read the faces of the coaching staff who walked right by him?

Did he just say that it was a good road game for the Oilers?

Is Rob Brown's hair looking even thinner than Nicole Richie pre baby?

My everything hurts.

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#190 jim
October 30 2008, 08:31PM
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Why is it that they can make every goalie they play against look like he's the second coming of Brodeur? I don't know what we need...but we need it pretty quick.

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#191 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:32PM
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MY OILER BONER is now a semi....

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#192 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:32PM
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I've got Tambo on the line...we're tossing around some ideas. I may lace'em up yet this season.

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#193 New Guy
October 30 2008, 08:32PM
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What do we do justice league??? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

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#194 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:34PM
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My Oiler boner is now an innie.

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#195 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:35PM
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Another few losses and my Oiler boner will be a giant VAG!

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#196 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:35PM
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The good news about me playing is that I'm cap friendly. I play for beer. As far as I know, the CBA permits that.

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#197 freeze
October 30 2008, 08:35PM
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this should cover you TowelBoy: http://www.tradebit.com/usr/big-fat-audio/pub/9003/Diarrhea-sound--Lo-Fi-Preview-.mp3

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#198 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:35PM
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QUICK POLL:

Does MacT survive the Road trip?

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#199 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:36PM
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TB if need be I'll lace em up. My junior B skill will fit right in.

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#200 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:36PM
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Whoever was taking that shit should get that beeping looked at. It doesn't sound healthy.

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