GDB 15: We run New York

Wanye
November 10 2008 02:55PM

 

Remember how Sather going to NYC was going to basically guarantee that they win the Stanley Cup for the next 100 years consecutively? Remember how once he was able to throw off the shackles of small-market finances, he would be able to use his hockey genius wizardry to ensure that they would be forced to change the name of the Stanley Cup to "the thing the Rangers always win?"

How's that going for you by the way, Glen? It was only when the salary cap was brought in and you were forced into some financial constraint that things even remotely turned around. You are just one of histories greatest monsters, sir, and we can't wait for the Oil to sting your terrible squad today and bring the annual CFR-rodeo-causing road trip to an end.

JDD gets the start too? What the hell kind of goaltending circus is MacT allowing to happen? Is this going to turn into the Markannen-Conklin rotating zoo of early 2006? Why do we get the feeling that if Satan himself showed up and made 35 starts MacT would sign him to a two-year deal...

Oh and...

How about that Ales Hemsky? We're still watching that highlight reel from last night and sighing contentedly. Fifteen points in 14 games. He is such a rock star. Ales Hemsky got into a fight with Lance Armstrong about who had more testicles. Hemsky won by three.

Go Oil.

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#51 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:20PM
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great kill!

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#52 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:21PM
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Nice kill - let's get one now!!!

Souray speed bagging, no more penalties!!

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#53 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:21PM
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GET HIM! That is the grittiest, most handsome man on the face of the earth.

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#54 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:21PM
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Souray reminds me of snoop dogg sometimes...

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#55 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:26PM
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YES! but no Souray. :(

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#56 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:26PM
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Here we go. Someone needs to unleash some lazer Floyd from the blue line!

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#57 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:26PM
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AWESOME

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#58 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:28PM
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Is MacT wearing a pinky ring?

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#59 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:30PM
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GAH! Dink teases!

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#60 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:30PM
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MacT is a power play engineer - hence the pinky ring

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#61 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:33PM
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Remember last year, when we won all of our games in the shootout? Wasn't that awesome?

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#62 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:34PM
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Souray. Lover. Fighter. Utility man.

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#63 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:34PM
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Finish it now fellas!!!

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#64 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:35PM
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Hemsky is like a ghost sometimes. I love it when he floats in like that.

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#65 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:35PM
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THUD...

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#66 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:36PM
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UGH. Beauty looking power play though. It looks like we may have it almost figured out.

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#67 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:36PM
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If only Souray hit the net 25% of his shots

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#68 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:37PM
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the Rangers are really good with their sticks.

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#69 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:38PM
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"Throw in a slap shot that goalies cannot seem to control, and that he consistently gets on net, and there’s not much to not like about this guy."

If by consistently you mean about 6% of the time. On that powerplay at least.

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#70 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:39PM
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OHMYGOD AHSFKDAJLSFLKJAELFKJASELKFJAELKFJALEKJFLAEFJALEKFJALEKF

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#71 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:39PM
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FRIK !&%!#%%#!&#

Burry it Todd Cogliano...

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#72 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:40PM
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awesome effort for the win! I'm impressed regardless of the SO outcome.

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#73 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:40PM
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Henrik is one hell of a goalie.

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#74 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:40PM
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So, remember during that five game slide, when the oilers played incredibly boring hockey in which they could just not get anything going.

I think it's safe to say those days are behind us.

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#75 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:41PM
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First Shoot Out?!?!?

Hopefully they are good like last year.

Big pressure on JDD - or like the last time with 3 goalies (Conk/Morrisson) does Roli come in...

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#76 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:42PM
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Shooters?

Hemsky Gagner Horcoff?

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#77 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:43PM
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MAP?

WTF!

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#78 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:43PM
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Going by their recent offensive bursts, I'd go with JDD, Hemsky and Souray.

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#79 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:43PM
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Stop...

Come on Hemmer

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#80 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:43PM
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come on samwise!!!

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#81 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:44PM
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Gah. Someone please chip the cement out of that kids gloves!

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#82 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:44PM
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He can't do anything yet

Poor sam

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#83 BUCK75
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LOL, that move by shoestrom was worse than sam's

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#84 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:45PM
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BEAUT!!!

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#85 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:45PM
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LMAO

hemske is HOT

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#86 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:45PM
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hemsky, always known for his heavy shot.

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#87 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:45PM
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YESSSSSSSS

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#88 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:45PM
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¡¡¡WINNNNN!!!!

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#89 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:45PM
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Sheesh. We've got one hell of a goalie controversy brewing here. Moreso than before.

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#90 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:46PM
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Been a pleasure...missing stupid Monday night shows right now

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#91 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:46PM
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great end to that trip. they deserve a hearty welcome home on Thurs.

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#92 suntory hanzo
November 10 2008, 07:47PM
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Woot!

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#93 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:47PM
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There's nothing better to cap a solid win off than with Evanka Osmak.

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#94 NoPantsTuesday
November 10 2008, 07:48PM
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What flair by JDD. Lets hope he can keep this up.

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#95 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:50PM
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JDD on thursday.

let the home town kid applaud the kid.

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#96 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:50PM
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hahaha, whoops.

"JDD on thursday.

let the home town crowd applaud the kid."

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#97 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:53PM
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anyway, its been grand Nation.

parting gift: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/11/scenes_from_antarctica.html

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#98 Amber McCormick
November 10 2008, 08:23PM
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That was like reading a court transcript!

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#99 Fiveandagame
November 10 2008, 11:17PM
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"if Satan himself showed up and made 35 starts MacT would sign him to a two-year deal…"

But Wayne, Satan is a forward our goalies aren't that bad that we'd start a Forward in net...would we?

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#100 Fiveandagame
November 11 2008, 01:16AM
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BTW...WTF???? AN OILER GREAT GOES INTO THE HALL OF FAME AND NOTHING????NOTHING ON THE MIGHTY OILERNATION BLOG!!! FOR SHAME.....FOR SHAME.....

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