GDB 15: We run New York

Wanye
November 10 2008 02:55PM

 

Remember how Sather going to NYC was going to basically guarantee that they win the Stanley Cup for the next 100 years consecutively? Remember how once he was able to throw off the shackles of small-market finances, he would be able to use his hockey genius wizardry to ensure that they would be forced to change the name of the Stanley Cup to "the thing the Rangers always win?"

How's that going for you by the way, Glen? It was only when the salary cap was brought in and you were forced into some financial constraint that things even remotely turned around. You are just one of histories greatest monsters, sir, and we can't wait for the Oil to sting your terrible squad today and bring the annual CFR-rodeo-causing road trip to an end.

JDD gets the start too? What the hell kind of goaltending circus is MacT allowing to happen? Is this going to turn into the Markannen-Conklin rotating zoo of early 2006? Why do we get the feeling that if Satan himself showed up and made 35 starts MacT would sign him to a two-year deal...

Oh and...

How about that Ales Hemsky? We're still watching that highlight reel from last night and sighing contentedly. Fifteen points in 14 games. He is such a rock star. Ales Hemsky got into a fight with Lance Armstrong about who had more testicles. Hemsky won by three.

Go Oil.

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#1 tricksnard
November 10 2008, 03:24PM
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Yeah, Hemmer was on fire, and that score of his was totally sick.

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#2 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 03:24PM
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Hopefully you find some obscure sports bar in Orange County or a pirate feed to watch the game without a Louie Debrusk colour commentary.

Speaking of rockstars Wanye - I thought you were starting a day drunk?

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#3 Cam
November 10 2008, 03:29PM
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I think this goaltending circus will end once they extend Garon's contract. If they can't do that, we could see them deal Garon instead of Roli to get a higher return.

Remember Ryan Smyth? If we can't resign him, then he gets traded; we have learned that much about Lowe.

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#4 DJ Spyn Cycle
November 10 2008, 03:34PM
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Don't worry, Buck, Wanye's plenty drunk. I had to call him up this afternoon to get him to write the Game-day post because I didn't feel like it -- work to rule, or something. And he was fuming. And slurring.

They're plenty drunk down there, friends. That's why the writing's still as sharp as ever. Ahem.

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#5 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 03:55PM
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Just for everyone's own edification, baggedmilk spent yesterday/this morning in Vegas, primarily at the strippers. So rest assured he's bringing back treats for everyone that comes into contact with his genitals and or mouth.

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#6 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 04:05PM
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As long as he lost his wallet before going into the strippers...I lost everything in my wallet due to some size 6 hussey on my lap...hopefully she bought meth & baby formula with the 4K.

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#7 The Towel Boy
November 10 2008, 04:07PM
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Hopefully our guys can get more scores than the Rangers today. JDD looks comfortable in the score crease...so I say stick with him. Hopefully he continues his solid score stopping performance.

GOILERS!

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#8 RobinB
November 10 2008, 04:15PM
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BUCK75: And hopefully you learned that next time you feel the need to have your pants reek like of Chicken of the Sea, it would cost a lot less than 4K (and I call BS on that) to buy a can of tuna and rub it on yourself.

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#9 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 04:17PM
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Meth and baby formula, sounds like a Gretz family reunion!

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

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#10 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 04:20PM
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No BS, that is what happens when the cab driver drops you off at "their" club instead of the Spearmint Rhino.

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#11 RobinB
November 10 2008, 04:35PM
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Doesn't matter what the name of the joint is. They're all set-up to take as much cash as possible, as quickly as possible, from rubes who roll into town looking to be a player before they blow on that late Sunday night flight so they can be back at the office/rig/shop by Monday a.m.

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#12 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 05:13PM
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SCORE!!!

Cole - better be good in Toronto

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#13 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 05:14PM
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Agreed Robin - one lesson was enough.

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#14 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 05:17PM
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Damn you Pacific Standard Time! I always miss the first period! Curses.

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#15 pdan
November 10 2008, 05:17PM
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Any feed online for the game?

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#16 NoPantsTuesday
November 10 2008, 05:34PM
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Ghaa! late for another game. Whats up with me this week?

On another note, are we looking for anymore ex-oilers for staff positions? Watching the Glenn Anderson tribute on TSN made me wonder what Messier is doing these days.

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#17 pdan
November 10 2008, 05:45PM
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Live feed http://www.justin.tv/rich_sportsonline

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#18 DJ Spyn Cycle
November 10 2008, 05:45PM
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I like that we're up 1-0 after the end of the first. Keep fightin' boyos!

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#19 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 05:56PM
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That's a really refreshing feeling to come home to. Miss the first period and the Oilers aren't down for once. Rangers are overrated anyway....

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#20 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 05:58PM
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Who the hell is encouraging Nickleback to make more music? Whoever goes to their shows and buys their albums should punch themselves in the dick.

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#21 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:05PM
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YAAAAA.

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#22 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:05PM
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I told you he was do! I told you all!!!

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#23 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:05PM
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Brodz!!! nice shot by Souray!

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#24 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:07PM
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oh and Hai guys!

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#25 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:17PM
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I think that's the first time Hemsky's ever done a slap shot!

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#26 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:18PM
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nice wind up by Hemmer.

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#27 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:23PM
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WAY TOO CLOSE!!

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#28 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:28PM
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Brodz is having a terrible time out there on the kill.

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#29 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:31PM
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OMG! FDD!

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#30 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 06:31PM
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ZOIKS!!!!

Awesome save

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#31 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:31PM
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Oh sweet merciful lord. PHEW. Thank the lord for that boys long limbs.

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#32 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 06:33PM
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^ Thank the lord for that boys long limbs

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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#33 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:34PM
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Nice work picking up the slack!

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#34 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 06:35PM
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I do what I can in a support role.

Everyone has to pick up their game...

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#35 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 06:37PM
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JDD looks solid.

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#36 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 06:45PM
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Glen Anderson on NHL Network now...

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#37 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 06:50PM
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So are we going to fall victim to another third period collapse? Or have we figured out that we shouldn't do that.

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#38 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 06:51PM
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AHHHH...daughter runs speech & kleenex out (speech in crayon?!?!?)

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#39 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:56PM
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I suggest we stop taking penalties and get some scores.

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#40 freeze
November 10 2008, 06:56PM
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frak

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#41 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:01PM
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How did we not goal there?

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#42 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:03PM
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Staal looks like a barbers pole out there. So lanky.

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#43 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:04PM
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Whew - back to hockey now - short speech compared to Moose.

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#44 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:10PM
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my god! pouliot makes some shitanusly® bad passes.

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#45 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:16PM
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He's probably half concussed. He's been getting rocked all over the ice. He's seeing like 7 Crosbys out there.

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#46 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:17PM
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shifts like that make me excited in my pants.

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#47 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:17PM
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Damn this tight defense!!@

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#48 freeze
November 10 2008, 07:18PM
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bullshit call. handing it to the home team.

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#49 BUCK75
November 10 2008, 07:18PM
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JEEZ...make it easier to get the go ahead goal Hemsky

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#50 jeanshorts
November 10 2008, 07:19PM
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OHMYGOD! Can we please change these god awful obstruction rules. Just because a players stick is somewhere in or around the hands of the other guy doesn't mean it's a hook. I always thought there had to be a, you know, hook involved.

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