GDB 18: Motor City Madness

bingofuel
November 17 2008 03:30PM

It’s not quite River City Ransom, and it hardly has the cache of Edward Furlong’s Academy-Award-not-even-remotely-being-nominated-for performance in Detroit Rock City, but some terrifying and eye-catching hybrid of the two is taking place tonight. On skates. And ice.

And you can bet your ass the Justice League™ will be paying close attention, watching for facial ticks and heated exchanges of words as MacT continues to grey at an alarming rate, and Dustin Penner sits comfortably in the press box. Meanwhile, the entire ‘Sphere speculates on both of those guys’ futures with the club (check Lowetide, Covered in Oil and BDHS for some good comments on those issues).

All this off-and-on-ice furor is the result of MacT’s positively scathing indictment of Penner’s performance and attitude in the Edmonton Journal. I’m not going to add to the crap storm here. I’m just going to cross my fingers, consume a 15-pack of Vitamin-P and hope for a checkmark in the W column.

Go Oil!

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Reply #101 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:12PM
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We need a Sutter...

to ro-sham-bo guys when they are playing like pussies.

Not skating fast enough, here feel this branding iron.

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Reply #102 Gord November 17 2008, 07:12PM
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May Brian Burke would take a head coach position here???? LMFAO

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Reply #103 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:13PM
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JS- I agree. MacT has been given leeway that no coach in the league has had in many years.

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Reply #104 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:14PM
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Ted nolan would be good for 40 games...

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Reply #105 jeanshorts November 17 2008, 07:14PM
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Only if Pat Burns grows back his mid 90's mullet.

John Tortorella has become soft on TSN, but I would love to see him yelling expletives at Brownlee during a post game media scrum.

Marc Crawford still reeks of Vancouver.

Ted Nolan would probably fit in well, what with all his cousins living in and around Edmonton.

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Reply #106 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:15PM
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MacT would have a new job moments after Tambo gave him the news

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Reply #107 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:15PM
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You know whats sad? Is Mac T knows. He knows the clock is ticking and he must be so mad/sad, that the most talent he's had the honor to coach aren't playing in front of him........

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Reply #108 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:16PM
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BUCK - As Mac T should. With a good young team. Maybe LA? Florida?

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Reply #109 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:16PM
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Nolan would live in the mustard seed for his 40 games

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Reply #110 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:17PM
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I do have to say, 2 lucky goals by the WINGS tonight on bad deflections, but the effort just isn't there.

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Reply #111 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:18PM
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Does MacT's job hinge on tomorrow night in Columbus?

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Reply #112 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:18PM
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Nah - MacT to Colorado

Granato won't last the year.

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Reply #113 jeanshorts November 17 2008, 07:18PM
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"Never the best thing when you're goalie is your best player"

I guess no one told Vancouver that.

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Reply #114 Gord November 17 2008, 07:19PM
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I wonder if Kevin Constantine is available??

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Reply #115 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:20PM
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Do we see a change this week?

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Reply #116 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:20PM
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Constantine still in Everett I think

He'd be perfect, make the guys fly home in their equipment

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Reply #117 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:20PM
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Could I ask more questions?

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Reply #118 jeanshorts November 17 2008, 07:21PM
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May I answer your question with a question?

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Reply #119 Gord November 17 2008, 07:22PM
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I don't know, can you???

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Reply #120 jeanshorts November 17 2008, 07:22PM
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And, no. I wouldn't be surprised to see MacT last until at least the all star break. Depending on how far into the red the team is at that point that is.

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Reply #121 baggedmilk November 17 2008, 07:22PM
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Alberta doesn't like indians, so Ted Nolan is out.

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Reply #122 The Towel Boy November 17 2008, 07:22PM
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Phew...just stopped in real quick to check score.

(checks score)

...later.

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Reply #123 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:25PM
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Horcoff going to light it up now - Hungry like the wolf just played

Sorry BM

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Reply #124 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:25PM
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come on OIL third period, lets see some guts!

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Reply #125 jeanshorts November 17 2008, 07:26PM
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Get the comeback canon ready. I can feel it in my loins.

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Reply #126 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:26PM
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Was that a question?

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Reply #127 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:27PM
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Feeling your loins is the only way to make this game feel good......but it makes you a masochist....like a leafs fan.

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Reply #128 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:29PM
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4th line getting lots of time now - message getting sent?

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Reply #129 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:30PM
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LATHARGIC!!!

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Reply #130 Gord November 17 2008, 07:30PM
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The message may be being sent, but is there anyone out there to receive it??

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Reply #131 Gord November 17 2008, 07:31PM
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who just left the ice holding their shoulder???

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Reply #132 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:32PM
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Gagner hit along boards

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Reply #133 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:32PM
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14 0f 19 on the road and we're three points back of first in the division.

If the team were working hard we'd be happier.

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Reply #134 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:32PM
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Pisani now?!@?!?!??!

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Reply #135 Gord November 17 2008, 07:32PM
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Now Pisani too

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Reply #136 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:33PM
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OUCH

(barf)

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Reply #137 Rammer November 17 2008, 07:33PM
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PISANI! :(

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Reply #138 Gord November 17 2008, 07:33PM
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that was ugly

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Reply #139 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:33PM
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Somebody is getting called up.

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Reply #140 Gord November 17 2008, 07:33PM
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Who is the next call up from Springfield??

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Reply #141 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:34PM
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He played through COLITIS Louie - he's tough

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Reply #142 jeanshorts November 17 2008, 07:34PM
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Well, luckily for Pisani, he doesn't have to worry about making a triumphant comeback and winning the Masterson Trophy, because someone from the Eastern Conference is going to get strep throat or something and battle through that, and clearly be more deserving of it.

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Reply #143 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:34PM
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Poultny

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Reply #144 Gord November 17 2008, 07:35PM
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I would like to see Schremp get a real chance for once!!

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Reply #145 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:36PM
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Schremp can't replace Pisani - although Reddox can...

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Reply #146 Gord November 17 2008, 07:36PM
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Maybe Gilbert 'Creme' Brule??

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Reply #147 baggedmilk November 17 2008, 07:37PM
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Did someone say Gagner got hurt too. I haven't been paying attention.

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Reply #148 Fiveandagame November 17 2008, 07:38PM
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Conklin should not get a shutout on us....

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Reply #149 BUCK75 November 17 2008, 07:38PM
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Gagner left ice looking sore - not confirmed by Louie & Quinn yet.

Maybe Gene will fill us in ...now

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Reply #150 Gord November 17 2008, 07:39PM
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I saw someone get hit along the boards, he came to a dead stop and skated slowly back to the bench holding his shoulder. I only saw an 8 on the jersey, someone else said it was Gagner

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