GDB 19: A ship on fire

Wanye
November 18 2008 08:17AM

While most of his teammates failed to break a sweat, Saint Fernando di Pisani found a way to break his ankle against Detroit last night en route to a 4–0 loss.

This injury may be replicated in the other bones of other Oilers by a hilariously irate Coach MacTavish—who is throwing out sound bites though his very career depends on it.

My, these are heady times to be a fan of the Mighty Oil, aren't they? The much-heralded New Era has gotten off to a bit of a rocky start wouldn't you say?

Nothing that a match against the Squadron from Columbus can't fix, is it? For you see the... Uh...

Crap.

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#151 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:10PM
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Who's Mark Commodore?

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#152 baggedmilk
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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Mark Commodore is kind of like Mike Commodore but different.

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#153 freeze
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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PENNER!!!!

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#154 Rammer
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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PEEEEEEEEENER!

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#155 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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Are scrambling or what? Funkin Oil.....Wow nice goal pens!

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#156 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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Wow...gr8 stuff. Way to go Penner

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#157 baggedmilk
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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PENNER WOOO

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#158 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:11PM
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Did mact crack a smile?

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#159 freeze
November 18 2008, 07:12PM
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He still looks indifferent tho.

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#160 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:12PM
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Woo hoo. PP...let's go 3 for 3.

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#161 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:12PM
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Ladies and gentelmen....the powerplay.

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#162 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:14PM
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Have we scored five in a game yet?

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#163 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:16PM
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Wowzers.

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#164 freeze
November 18 2008, 07:16PM
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awesome PP.

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#165 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:16PM
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WOW HOLY SHOT!

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#166 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:17PM
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That was the most pressure I've seen the Oilers produce to date this season.

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#167 jeanshorts
November 18 2008, 07:17PM
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How we looking tonight gents? Is the score indicative of the play or what? I see we're 2 for 2 and Penner with a big goal to help pull himself out of the dog house. But have we played the whole 60 minutes or what?

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#168 Rammer
November 18 2008, 07:17PM
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I love the Horcoff One Timer... it makes me drool...

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#169 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:17PM
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PEnner was a monster infront. Lots of fight in him tonight/

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#170 baggedmilk
November 18 2008, 07:18PM
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Penner just had himself one hell of a powerplay

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#171 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:18PM
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JS- shots are 164 - 13 for columbus

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#172 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:18PM
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Half a Dozen goals. I like the sounds of that.

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#173 jeanshorts
November 18 2008, 07:18PM
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Nice. Well it's good to see Rolli finally getting a win, even if he had to face 1900 shots again.

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#174 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:18PM
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JS- roli was the hero early on, the only difference is the oil are capitalizing...cause hey it's columbus.

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#175 The Puck after that PP sequence...
November 18 2008, 07:19PM
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I'm powder.

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#176 freeze
November 18 2008, 07:19PM
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Columbus blocked a lot of shots tonight. Good effort for the most part. Has the 4th line played at all? I haven't noticed Jesse.

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#177 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:19PM
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A six pack of goals is what the doctor ordered. Gags needs one now.

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#178 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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Jeebus.

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#179 freeze
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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wtf is happening?!

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#180 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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Hey Puck on the Powerplay, nice work out there....WOW another one.....wow.....wow

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#181 Rammer
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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Jesus... don't use up all the goals on one night boys.

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#182 jeanshorts
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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Jesus murphy. What a game!

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#183 baggedmilk
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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Where the hell did this team come from?

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#184 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:20PM
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Man, is this game ever rippin' up Leclair's S.P.

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#185 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:21PM
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Lets get another one!!!!! I like this!

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#186 Rammer
November 18 2008, 07:21PM
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When's the last time the Oilers scored 8 in a game?

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#187 freeze
November 18 2008, 07:21PM
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Hopefully Detroit doesn't pound us too bad on Thurs. to remove all this 'confidence' we are building here.

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#188 jeanshorts
November 18 2008, 07:21PM
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I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO FIRE MACT LOOK AT YOU ALL NOW!!

Oh. Wait. Well the real test will be if we can start to do this night in and night out, or at least make every game competative.

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#189 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:21PM
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18 shots....7 goals....yeah that sounds right....WTF???

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#190 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:22PM
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Lol...the mock cheer.

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#191 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:24PM
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Penner has had some hussle. Some piss in his corn flakes

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#192 jeanshorts
November 18 2008, 07:24PM
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Man did we ever luck out. Caught Leclaire on the worst game of his life.

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#193 Leclaire's Save Percentage
November 18 2008, 07:26PM
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I'm getting fat.

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#194 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:26PM
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Wooohohohoohohohooooeyyyahhh!! Take that Bobby Rahal.

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#195 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:26PM
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WOW....way to win the game kids.!

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#196 The Towel Boy
November 18 2008, 07:27PM
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ha...woops...i meant graham rahal...umm..yeah...

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#197 Fiveandagame
November 18 2008, 07:28PM
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Well goodnight, fellas......winning games sure feels better than losing games huh? Piece out!

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#198 Columbus Fan aka baggedmilk
November 18 2008, 07:28PM
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*walking out of arena*

o 0 (Thank God I got those tickets for free. At least the Buck Eyes are good)

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#199 Bruthah
November 18 2008, 07:28PM
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glad i missed last nights game and caught tonights. apparently i need to watch more :D

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#200 Columbus Fan aka baggedmilk
November 18 2008, 07:29PM
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Great! Just effin great. Now I have to feed Hitchcock.

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