GDB11: Top o' the morning to you

Wanye
November 02 2008 12:01AM

 

What are you doing reading this? Seriously. Like WHAT time does this game start?

We love nothing more than hockey first thing in the morning. Seriously, first the Hallowe'en Massacre Friday night, where we ingested most of a cube of bud light and didn't wear a costume though it was a Hallowe'en party. The "didn't-think-people-were-dressing-up-and-came-straight-from work-with-no-costume-guy. "

Then back to back matinees? WTF?

So Saturday at noon we went to bed super late and woke up super hungover and forgot the game started at one. Then we get a text from Spyn Cycle as we walked through the door that says "I just found out the game started at one. Did you know that?" No. But luckily the Justice League has better time management skills. Seriously we forget everything. We need to gave a carrier pigeon flap against he door to remind us 30 mins before the game starts.

God damn Americans NHL Executives and their love for matinees.

Yeah we went there girlfriend.

Hockey games are best played when it's minus thirty out and you haven't been seen the sun for hours already. Pitch black, not 11 AM - the day after a 1 PM Game and came out of nowhere. Late. Like 8:30 - 9:00 PM in Newfoundland late. This ain't the NFL.

Will the Oilers win two in a row? Man, we hope so. A win today and they can make all the games matinees if it will help.  

- Wanye" wanyegretz@gmail.com " Gretz

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#101 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 11:42AM
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Someone should start a petition to get Evanka Osmak on Sportsnet 24/7. Nothing against Rob Faulds, but I can't really jack the hog to him. Not this early in the morning anyway.

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#102 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:42AM
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Can they find anyone more exciting than Rob Faulds to do the oiler games?!?!?

He is as exciting as a heart attack.

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#103 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:43AM
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Wow 2-1 lead and 100 comments on the JL. Not bad for early morning bullshit game

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#104 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:44AM
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ooo Sam & John Tavares...

That would fix his slump.

Wanye, get him a can of Slump Buster.

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#105 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:44AM
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HAHAHA Remember that slump buster? I should go find that pic.

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#106 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:45AM
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Next will be awesome with Eberle on one of those lines. That kid is a hell of a sniper.

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#107 1011011
November 02 2008, 11:45AM
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These fountain tire ads are

TERRIBLE

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#108 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:46AM
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or maybe we should get sam some of 97st's best

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#109 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:46AM
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Lupul is worse than Comrie...bitch

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#110 New Guy
November 02 2008, 11:46AM
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I think Faulds is fine

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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#111 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:47AM
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what did he mean by "room service"?

No wonder we are winning...

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#112 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:47AM
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I can't say Lupul

bitch

without typing bitch. I know there is no swearing on here but when it comes to Lupul

bitch

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#113 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:48AM
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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/01/slumpbuster.jpg

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#114 Lubo71
November 02 2008, 11:48AM
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LOL you are principled Wanye.

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#115 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:49AM
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Buck75. That is from an old OLD artcle. You must be an original gangster around these parts!

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#116 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:50AM
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I am old school.

It is my face book photo

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#117 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:50AM
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We don't need prizes to attend the Justice League meeting do we?

HELLS NO

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#118 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:51AM
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yeah, someone get samwise a fish taco.

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#119 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:51AM
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No way b75 - thats classic. You should search "Wanye Gretz" on facebook. I made a profile to manage the FB group. My only friends are Brownlee, Gregor and MJ from Oilfans.com

That goes for all justice league members of course. I will challenge you all at Jetman!

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#120 1011011
November 02 2008, 11:52AM
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We are friends too Wanye you dick.

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#121 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:52AM
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I would luv a prize to attend this. Although my sore belly laughs will do.

When do we get some OilersNation shwag to buy?!?!?

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#122 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:53AM
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That's true 1011011 my apologies Sir.

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#123 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:55AM
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I added you as a friend now..lol

Evanka on AFTER Rob Faulds...terrible

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#124 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:56AM
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added.

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#125 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:57AM
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that old spice commercial is too much...

What do you mean he is 2 things?

he is a man & a horse, why would some hot girl like him?!?!?

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#126 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:59AM
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fat member?

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#127 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:00PM
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why wouldn't...

you need an edit function here too.

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#128 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:02PM
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I know that is a true comment. I have given up promoting the new website, but something should be up by the end of the week.

I have learned a lot about what pieces of crap some companies are. Learning is fun!

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#129 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:02PM
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I demand a t shirt!

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/

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#130 jim
November 02 2008, 12:02PM
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SMac neds to get out there, grab someone and start feeding...

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#131 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:03PM
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here we go!!

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#132 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:03PM
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ITS GO TIME

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#133 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:04PM
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haha, I love the body blows!

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#134 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:04PM
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awesome!!!!

Cote hangin in

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#135 jim
November 02 2008, 12:04PM
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And that is how it's DONE!!!!!

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#136 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:04PM
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blood too

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#137 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:05PM
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http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product.aspx?clear=true&no=80

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#138 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:05PM
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That was a widow maker of a final punch.

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#139 milli
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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Smackintyre!~!!!!!!!!!

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#140 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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HOLY SNAP

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#141 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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Hemmer!!! AGAIN!!!

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#142 jim
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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OH YEAH!!!!

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#143 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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2 for hemmer!

'bout time

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#144 jim
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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OH YEAHHH!!!!!

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#145 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:06PM
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SCORE!

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#146 Dan from Wainwright AB
November 02 2008, 12:07PM
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I'm stuck at work, internet is filtered (no Oilers broadcast, audio or otherwise). You guys are wicked play by play dudes.

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#147 milli
November 02 2008, 12:07PM
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HEMMER!!!!!!

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#148 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:07PM
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2 for hemmer!

'bout time

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#149 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:07PM
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Wanye Gretz Says: November 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm It would be sweet if Hemsky decided to dominate today and got a hat trick

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#150 jim
November 02 2008, 12:07PM
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Did the site just crash?

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