GDB11: Top o' the morning to you

Wanye
November 02 2008 12:01AM

 

What are you doing reading this? Seriously. Like WHAT time does this game start?

We love nothing more than hockey first thing in the morning. Seriously, first the Hallowe'en Massacre Friday night, where we ingested most of a cube of bud light and didn't wear a costume though it was a Hallowe'en party. The "didn't-think-people-were-dressing-up-and-came-straight-from work-with-no-costume-guy. "

Then back to back matinees? WTF?

So Saturday at noon we went to bed super late and woke up super hungover and forgot the game started at one. Then we get a text from Spyn Cycle as we walked through the door that says "I just found out the game started at one. Did you know that?" No. But luckily the Justice League has better time management skills. Seriously we forget everything. We need to gave a carrier pigeon flap against he door to remind us 30 mins before the game starts.

God damn Americans NHL Executives and their love for matinees.

Yeah we went there girlfriend.

Hockey games are best played when it's minus thirty out and you haven't been seen the sun for hours already. Pitch black, not 11 AM - the day after a 1 PM Game and came out of nowhere. Late. Like 8:30 - 9:00 PM in Newfoundland late. This ain't the NFL.

Will the Oilers win two in a row? Man, we hope so. A win today and they can make all the games matinees if it will help.  

- Wanye" wanyegretz@gmail.com " Gretz

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#251 Lubo71
November 02 2008, 12:59PM
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PP time

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#252 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 01:00PM
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What did they just say about Philadelphia Goalie

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#253 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:01PM
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Why so serious MacT?

Career in limbo?

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#254 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:02PM
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move the puck!

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#255 1011011
November 02 2008, 01:03PM
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COME ON BOYZ

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#256 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:03PM
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beauty!!

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#257 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:03PM
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PENALTY SHOT

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#258 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:04PM
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7 hits?

wow

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#259 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:04PM
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7 whole hits today. Slow er down boys, we don't need to hurt anyone.

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#260 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:04PM
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We should donate $00.012 per hit and owe a total of $16.24 for the year

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#261 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:05PM
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do it for MS!!

what's wrong with Souray today?

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#262 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:06PM
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We should donate $00.012 per hit and owe a total of $16.24 for the year

goal of $30 for the year.

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#263 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:06PM
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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#264 1011011
November 02 2008, 01:09PM
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HOLD ON

- Wilson Phillips

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#265 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:09PM
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what was the leathery fur thing going up those stairs?

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#266 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:10PM
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Fun fact. Scott Hartnell, Riley Cote and Smashintyre all played together for the PA Raiders.

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#267 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:12PM
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How dare the game interrupt a feature on curly hair?

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#268 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:12PM
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Brodz nearly superman'd that one!

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#269 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:12PM
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Good save Roli

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#270 jim
November 02 2008, 01:13PM
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That is a brutal call!

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#271 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:13PM
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Another solid defensive breakdown leads to a PP for the other team. Awesome.

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#272 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:13PM
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let's try killing one of these off shall we?!

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#273 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:13PM
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And these stick infractions get worse and worse as the season goes on.

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#274 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:13PM
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i feel safe on the pk - it's not souray in the box

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#275 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:14PM
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"it’s not souray in the box"

- That's what she said

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#276 1011011
November 02 2008, 01:15PM
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LOL Thats my bit!!

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#277 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:15PM
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lmao

enough already - going to spit h20 all over keyboard!!!

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#278 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:16PM
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is that a dude carrying a keg of beer on rollie's lid?

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#279 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:17PM
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A guy walking past an oil derrick while carrying a keg of beer and stealing aboriginal land. If that doesn't spell Alberta than I don't know what does.

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#280 New Guy
November 02 2008, 01:17PM
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Keep er goin Oil

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#281 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:19PM
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A guy walking past an oil derrick while carrying a keg of beer and stealing aboriginal land. If that doesn’t spell Alberta than I don’t know what does.

LMAO

if only you knew...

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#282 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:19PM
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the ole dump and chase eh boys?

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#283 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:20PM
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ROFL jeanshorts!

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#284 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:23PM
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Great Save Rollie!!

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#285 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 01:23PM
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bad tip staios good save roli

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#286 jim
November 02 2008, 01:24PM
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Brods is diving all over the effing place

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#287 jim
November 02 2008, 01:25PM
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Hang on for dear life...AGAIN!

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#288 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:26PM
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He was Superman for Halloween, enjoyed it too much.

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#289 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:26PM
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hemsky needs an mt netter

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#290 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:26PM
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sweet!

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#291 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:27PM
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Whooo. Okay. Just because they have 5 shorthanded goals doesn't mean we could be in trouble, right?

RIGHT??

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#292 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:27PM
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Wow, Steve ain't playing at his robotic optimal frequency today

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#293 New Guy
November 02 2008, 01:28PM
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BIG FACEOFF

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#294 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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Penner is a good call here.

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#295 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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GIVE IT TO HEMSKY!

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#296 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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looking good!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=HwyPBAGvwT8

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#297 New Guy
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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HOLD ON

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#298 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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Ring the gong, this one's done.

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#299 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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WIN!!!!

Good work gentlemen

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#300 freeze
November 02 2008, 01:29PM
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EXHAUSTING!

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