GDB11: Top o' the morning to you

Wanye
November 02 2008 12:01AM

 

What are you doing reading this? Seriously. Like WHAT time does this game start?

We love nothing more than hockey first thing in the morning. Seriously, first the Hallowe'en Massacre Friday night, where we ingested most of a cube of bud light and didn't wear a costume though it was a Hallowe'en party. The "didn't-think-people-were-dressing-up-and-came-straight-from work-with-no-costume-guy. "

Then back to back matinees? WTF?

So Saturday at noon we went to bed super late and woke up super hungover and forgot the game started at one. Then we get a text from Spyn Cycle as we walked through the door that says "I just found out the game started at one. Did you know that?" No. But luckily the Justice League has better time management skills. Seriously we forget everything. We need to gave a carrier pigeon flap against he door to remind us 30 mins before the game starts.

God damn Americans NHL Executives and their love for matinees.

Yeah we went there girlfriend.

Hockey games are best played when it's minus thirty out and you haven't been seen the sun for hours already. Pitch black, not 11 AM - the day after a 1 PM Game and came out of nowhere. Late. Like 8:30 - 9:00 PM in Newfoundland late. This ain't the NFL.

Will the Oilers win two in a row? Man, we hope so. A win today and they can make all the games matinees if it will help.  

- Wanye" wanyegretz@gmail.com " Gretz

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#51 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:24AM
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I have no problem with these early morning games, if the OIlers would play a double header and hit the ice again at 7pm.......that would be awesome!

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#52 jim
November 02 2008, 11:24AM
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I think that's the loudest air raid siren in the world

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#53 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:24AM
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"Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you've already said that!"

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#54 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:25AM
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damn it

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#55 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:25AM
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Same goal song as anaheim. I'm just saying is all

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#56 Buck75
November 02 2008, 11:26AM
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Damn you Pennywise Bro Hymn.

Why don't we have good tunes @ rexall?

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#57 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 11:26AM
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How much confusion is there going to be today between the difference of Gagner and Gagne?

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#58 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:26AM
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listening to hockey hung over is tough, cause you kinda have to pay attention

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#59 1011011
November 02 2008, 11:26AM
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LOL Freeze - you already said that!

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#60 Robot Louie DeBrusk
November 02 2008, 11:27AM
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(robot voice)

I USED TO BE A CRAPPY OILER Beep Boop beep

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#61 New Guy
November 02 2008, 11:27AM
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I know who wrote that .... WANYE!!!

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#62 Wanye GRetz
November 02 2008, 11:28AM
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Guilty as charged.

beep

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#63 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:28AM
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How about a Quick Poll?

How many goals will the Oilers score today?

1

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6

17?

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#64 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:28AM
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Oh yeah LUPUL is here.

Bitch

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#65 milli
November 02 2008, 11:28AM
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shit.

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#66 milli
November 02 2008, 11:29AM
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17

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#67 1011011
November 02 2008, 11:29AM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!!!

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#68 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 11:29AM
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OH. MY. FUCK.

Did anyone else just rip their pants???

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#69 Buck75
November 02 2008, 11:29AM
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Sweeeeeet goal hemsky!

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#70 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:29AM
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HEMMER!!! Thats what we need!!!! BEAUTY!!

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#71 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:29AM
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OH SNAP!!!

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#72 New Guy
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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WOW!!!!!!!! GREAT GOAL HEMMER

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#73 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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MY god that goal hasen't happened yet in my world???!?!?!?!

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#74 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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OKAY THERE IT IS!

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#75 milli
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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hemmer!!!!!

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#76 jim
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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That was soooo pretty!

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#77 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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Luckily for the Oilers, there is another team in the league that looks awesome on paper, but can't seem to win. It's like a battle of the underachievers!

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#78 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:30AM
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Kill someone MacIntyre

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#79 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:31AM
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I think we'll score 17 goals too.

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#80 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:31AM
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wow, Carter just flew around Struds.

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#81 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:31AM
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It would be sweet if Hemsky decided to dominate today and got a hat trick

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#82 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:32AM
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or a double hat trick

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#83 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:33AM
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those are some mighty fine scissors.

mmm, i need more coffee/baileys

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#84 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 11:33AM
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He'll probably drop the mits with Riley Cote too. It's going to be one of "those" days.

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#85 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:33AM
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hey, you know whats weird? the Oilers have scored 2 goals in the first period AND we have the lead. Weird huh?

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#86 Fiveandagame
November 02 2008, 11:34AM
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mmmmm coffee

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#87 OIlersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:35AM
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He his way over ude for a goal explosion

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#88 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:36AM
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3rd line = awesomeness

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#89 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:36AM
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MacT looks like he could use a coffee

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#90 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:36AM
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MacI looking for Cote...

Asham should go someone too.

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#91 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:38AM
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thank-u sound guy for fixing Louie Debrusk's voice.

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#92 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:38AM
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Cogs is the Michael Phelps of skating.

Rosetta Stone anyone?

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#93 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:38AM
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who put the A535 in Cog's jock today? He's really movin.

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#94 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 11:39AM
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Now if only they could fix is ability to do analysis.

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#95 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:39AM
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Wear is the smacintyre

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#96 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:40AM
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Hartnell is a weasel. How is Bob doing annoucing "Joff Lupul"? Is he having an orgasm announcing the penalty?

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#97 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 11:40AM
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I remember you Lupul........Bitch

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#98 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 11:41AM
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awesome - now the picture fuct?!!?

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#99 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 11:41AM
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Good first period gentlemen

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#100 freeze
November 02 2008, 11:41AM
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woah, we almost had some decent puck movement on our PP.

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