GDB11: Top o' the morning to you

Wanye
November 02 2008 12:01AM

 

What are you doing reading this? Seriously. Like WHAT time does this game start?

We love nothing more than hockey first thing in the morning. Seriously, first the Hallowe'en Massacre Friday night, where we ingested most of a cube of bud light and didn't wear a costume though it was a Hallowe'en party. The "didn't-think-people-were-dressing-up-and-came-straight-from work-with-no-costume-guy. "

Then back to back matinees? WTF?

So Saturday at noon we went to bed super late and woke up super hungover and forgot the game started at one. Then we get a text from Spyn Cycle as we walked through the door that says "I just found out the game started at one. Did you know that?" No. But luckily the Justice League has better time management skills. Seriously we forget everything. We need to gave a carrier pigeon flap against he door to remind us 30 mins before the game starts.

God damn Americans NHL Executives and their love for matinees.

Yeah we went there girlfriend.

Hockey games are best played when it's minus thirty out and you haven't been seen the sun for hours already. Pitch black, not 11 AM - the day after a 1 PM Game and came out of nowhere. Late. Like 8:30 - 9:00 PM in Newfoundland late. This ain't the NFL.

Will the Oilers win two in a row? Man, we hope so. A win today and they can make all the games matinees if it will help.  

- Wanye" wanyegretz@gmail.com " Gretz

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#201 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:30PM
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Solid Box formation That’s what she said

ROFL

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#202 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:31PM
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So is this just a reverse of last year? In regards to who the number one goalie was pegged to be, only to have it ripped away from his mullety clutches?

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#203 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:32PM
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Do only little ppl play poker? why is a dwarf doing poker comeercial...he's not Mats Sundin

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#204 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:33PM
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SWEEEET!

oh it's not in!

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#205 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 12:33PM
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Man are the Oil just bringin it

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#206 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:35PM
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we need to quit taking penalties. I do not want the flyers back in this.

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#207 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:35PM
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It looks like they were saving up their A game during that five game slide.

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#208 jim
November 02 2008, 12:36PM
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ARGHHH!!!

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#209 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:36PM
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The PK is just bad.

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#210 New Guy
November 02 2008, 12:36PM
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Damit

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#211 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:37PM
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Souray...twice in the box & goals

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=wdgglY3gNQc

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#212 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:37PM
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HUDDY!

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#213 New Guy
November 02 2008, 12:37PM
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Stay focused boys

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#214 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:37PM
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Silver lining, that is probably the best goal horn/song in the league.

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#215 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:38PM
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I predict a violent third.

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#216 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:39PM
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Andrei Cogliano

his name is TODD!

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#217 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:39PM
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Did anyone see the Stars/Bruins game last night? If the third period is anything like that one we're in for a treat.

Wait a minute, didn't they show that exact same story on those kids living in the house last season? Like 3 different times?

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#218 Wayne Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:39PM
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Small shootout period

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#219 jim
November 02 2008, 12:40PM
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It saves money to not have to film anything new!

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#220 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:40PM
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didn't we see the kid's pad story last year?

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#221 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:40PM
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oops, behind the curve there. my bad.

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#222 Cam
November 02 2008, 12:40PM
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There's a guy at work who keeps saying they gotta trade Hemsky. I am gonna looooove going into work tomorrow just to ask him what he thought of Hemsky's game today.

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#223 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:41PM
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McKormick (sp?) is such a greasy tires salesman.

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#224 OilersNinja
November 02 2008, 12:41PM
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Hey sportsnet when did we sign Andre Cogliano................dumbasses

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#225 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:44PM
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I still can't tell which is worse. The oilers on a 5 game slide, or the Flames on a 6 game hot streak.

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#226 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:45PM
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Wow, I have never seen this terrible feature before. This is the THIRD time they have ran this crap

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#227 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:46PM
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It's updated though.

UPDATED!

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#228 1011011
November 02 2008, 12:46PM
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Look boys this magic box

Thats what she said too

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#229 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:47PM
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Evanka jumping on a trampoline would be way more interesting...

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#230 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:48PM
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I had a dream about that once.

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#231 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:48PM
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Look boys this magic box Thats what she said too

LMAO

ENOUGH!!!

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#232 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:49PM
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Speaking of hot chicks, how about that Estelle Getty?

HUH? HUH?

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#233 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:50PM
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More like baggedmilk with the happy ending on Betty White...

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#234 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:50PM
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I was always partial to Bea Arthur myself.

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#235 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:51PM
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I wish I could subscribe to alternate commentary for Oilers games. This is seriously so bad

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#236 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:52PM
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The JL is more articulate for heavens sakes

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#237 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:52PM
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just push the SAP button...espagnol

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#238 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:53PM
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You could always do your own commentary Wanye. That is until someone came over to your house and pointed out that the TV wasn't even plugged in......

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#239 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:54PM
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HAHAHA And that its July

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#240 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:55PM
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BEST COMMERCIAL EVAH!

mmm Cpt Morgan

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#241 BUCK75
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=kum2woR1Kqg

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#242 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:56PM
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Fubar!

nice start guys

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#243 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:56PM
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DAMN

There is a lot of hockey left

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#244 jeanshorts
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Uhhh.....hmmm....

I've seen better starts to a third period thats for sure.

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#245 New Guy
November 02 2008, 12:57PM
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This game got real all of a sudden

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#246 BUCK75
November 02 2008, 12:57PM
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http://www.sadtrombone.com/

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#247 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:57PM
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Hemsky = Hat Trick

LOCK IT DOWN

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#248 jeanshorts
November 02 2008, 12:58PM
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rolli, rolli, rolli, rolli, rolli, rolli.

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#249 Wanye Gretz
November 02 2008, 12:58PM
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Roloson needs to cover that up.

HUM NOW

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#250 freeze
November 02 2008, 12:58PM
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suck in those rebounds Rollie!

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