GDB22: Another Matinee

Wanye
November 28 2008 10:37PM

What could be more exciting than a matinee game against the St. Louis Blues? How about an Oilers team that could very well lose the game?

We don't know what to make of this squadron. What happened to the team that was going to come in first in the Northwest? What happened to the team MacT basically told "don't be too confident lads. Take 'er as she comes" a few short months ago? The Oil got 99 problems and over confidence ain't one.

What happened to the team that made us buy Oilers Pyjamas and A Dustin Penner Snuggle Bug Teddy Bear? (trademark pending)

The only thing more exciting this game is, well pretty much everything. So of course we will be watching.

Damn you Oilers. You had better win.

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#251 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:41PM
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Come on lets get the lead!

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#252 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 01:42PM
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Ok, much better period.

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#253 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:42PM
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What a momentum killer, we get some then have to go on our PP.

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#254 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:43PM
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I am surprised the Oilers didn't get Wade Belak off waivers. A better choice than Boulerice, while we wait for SMACK to be back.

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#255 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:44PM
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Oilers need to take a run at George Parros in the offseason. That moustache would be sweet.

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#256 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:45PM
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Burke already pissed all over Parros to mark his territory. He's claimed.

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#257 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:47PM
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You get Gene and I get Rob Brown.....flip a coin it's all sour Ho Goo.

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#258 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:48PM
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But we also have Evanka Osmak. So. She pretty much nulls all things Gene.

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#259 freeze
November 29 2008, 01:48PM
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wtf is this 'feature'?!?!?

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#260 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:48PM
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Why the funk are they talking to Brad Boyed about renos.

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#261 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:49PM
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Come on guys, they can only show the one with the Kid Line living in the same house so many times before people catch on.

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#262 Bruthah
November 29 2008, 01:49PM
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Is this from the St. Louis feed? WTF?

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#263 freeze
November 29 2008, 01:49PM
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it's still better than the one they replay about the kids in Chopper's house.

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#264 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:49PM
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I just had a vision of Moreau hitting Backes into the boards so hard that it cracks Backes' sternum....that would be sweet. THEN Stortini Slashes Brewer so hard it breaks his wrist and puts him out of the line up for 2 months. It's not eye for an eye, it's d man for d man.

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#265 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:50PM
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Actually I would have rather watched that than Nick Kypreos.

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#266 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:50PM
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JS - you have blonde hottie I have internet porn...hockey and porn...

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#267 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:51PM
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mmmm... bar b que. My hangover is hungry

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#268 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 01:51PM
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So was there an update on Lubo? I stepped away for a while there..

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#269 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:52PM
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Oh yeah. Wow. This coin toss gets better and better!

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#270 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:52PM
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I think we scared Willis away with out toilet humor....sorry JW.

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#271 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:53PM
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hockey porn and afternoon drunk... then you remember you're on call for work. I love life right now

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#272 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:53PM
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damn we need an edit button....should read "our toilet humor"

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#273 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:53PM
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Thank god for unemployment!!!!

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#274 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:54PM
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Quick lets talk about some stats and get him back.

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#275 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:55PM
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1st period:

18:05 cbj two chances 12-89-27

Goal PP edm 14:22 10-27-83-44-77

13:48 cbj 12-89-27-44-77

11:46 cbj 51-28-18-37-71

9:56 edm 13-26-85-44-77

7:50 cbj 10-83-18-24-43

Goal edm 6:46 13-26-85-44-77

5:18 cbj - 10-89-18-24-43

2:48 PP cbj 13-27-44-77

2:01 PP cbj two chances 51-85-24-43

1:02 cbj 10-27-83-37-71

Summary: 10-3 Cbj; 7-2 EV; 3-1 ST

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#276 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:56PM
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Here is a question. Do the Oilers respect MacT anymore?

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#277 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:56PM
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huh

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#278 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 01:56PM
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Well five, if you look at the EV/39 and multiply the number of scoring chances for minus the scoring chances agains...and then divide by the number of players on the ice, of course taking into account the quality of competition...you'll get 4. I don't know what it means. JW ...we need you.

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#279 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:56PM
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NICE WORK JS!

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#280 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:58PM
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Why are they not trading Garon is what I want to know. He's not even dressed today, and there is ZERO chance he'll resign here after this sh*t.

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#281 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 01:58PM
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Yeah JS, nice work...does CBJ mean Columbus Blue Jackets?

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#282 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:58PM
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I like intermission. I gave birth to a hockey coach, named it MacT and flushed it, now I am totally creeping on ex girlfriends on facebook. what makes me mad is when I see they didn't get fat, but current ones do.

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#283 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:59PM
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What would really help in here is a better look at corsica numbers. HOw many corsicas did GM make? Do the oilers drive them? Should cole use one to drive to the net? As well if you look at the PPGSC - PKGOPPQ's the Oilers statistically should order Pizza after the game with some Orange drink

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#284 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 02:00PM
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WE'RE DOING IT!!!

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#285 freeze
November 29 2008, 02:00PM
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YEAH!!!

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#286 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 02:00PM
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Effin ey boyz!!

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#287 tricksnard
November 29 2008, 02:00PM
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Horc!! Niceness.

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#288 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 02:00PM
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Soooo a win today means a contract extension for MacTavish?

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#289 I Am The Law
November 29 2008, 02:00PM
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Holy hell!

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#290 jeanshorts
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And yes that does stand for Columbus. It was the first numbers i could find.

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#291 freeze
November 29 2008, 02:01PM
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donut boy got it!

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#292 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 02:01PM
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So JS...do we just multiply by some statistical magic number to convert to STL?

And Penner gets the goal? Nice.

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#293 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 02:02PM
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Celebratory twinkies for everyone!

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#294 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 02:02PM
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I'm not going to lie. I have no idea what a Corsi is, let alone how to add or subtract.

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#295 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 02:04PM
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GOALS???????

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#296 freeze
November 29 2008, 02:04PM
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NOW IT'S HORC!

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#297 Travis Dakin
November 29 2008, 02:04PM
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Who is this?

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#298 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 02:04PM
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What the hell is going on here?

Penner with the beauty dish.

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#299 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 02:04PM
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that was a great fake shot pass.

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#300 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 02:05PM
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Alright, everybody back onto the MacT for mayor bandwagon!!!!

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