November 30 2008 06:40PM
What drug addicted, STD ridden, talentless hack at NHL headquarters decided to start today's game at 4:00? Why not 7:07am or even at 3am to give everyone something to watch when they come home from the bar?
Back to back matinee games? What did we do to deserve this? We came over to Nation World HQ ready to watch us some Oilers hockey. And what do we see? GDB 22 is lit up like a Christmas Tree with over 400 comments and GDB23 doesn't exist. Awesome!
The OilerNinja (who is usually good for a reminder or two) almost immediately texts us saying "good work on not having a game day post you idiot."
"We just realized this ourselves," we replied. "When did you notice?"
"Oh. Like three mins into the game. I didn't think to text you. Sorry." Thanks for the heads up dude, timely information is ever so helpful.
Magically the Oilers matched our ineptitude by gassing another one—this time to the Dallas Stars who are having their worst start in years. What a fantastic start they got off to yet again, down 2-0. What's the answer to this garbage? Fire MacT? Trade most everyone? Force Billy Moores to change his name to Scotty Bowman and make him head coach?
It's hypocritical for us to chirp them when we effed up so monumentally. Fortunately you can Nation. What do you make of this?