GDB 13: It's on

Wanye
November 06 2008 10:19AM

Of all the games the Oilers have played so far this year, tonight’s is by far the biggest.

"But why Wanye? It's just another game isn't it?" Are you kidding? The results of this game will cement our reputation with a bunch of strangers in Pittsburgh! Oilers win, they’ll all hate us. Oilers lose, they’ll all hate us. Who can live with the uncertainty!?

This is why gambling was invented by Eduardo Las Vegas in 1879—to make sports more interesting. We took up the cause started by our boys over at jeanshortsandbaggedmilk, who have been deftly battling with this huge blog in Pittsburgh all by themselves.

We aren't going to leave our friends fighting solo. It's like in Junior High School when your friend would get challenged to a schoolyard fight. What do you do? You third-man-in and crack the kid in the skull with your Thermos! Take that Jeremy Tandrup, age ten. Don't mess with our crew. We have never been afraid to get involved in any nonsense that comes our way.

So we contacted these dudes at pensblog. They ignored our email. Then we chirped them. Then they claimed they didn't get the email. Then we went out of town and ignored them. Then made contact and the bet is cemented.

Why should you care about the game tonight? Oilers win, the pensblog will purchase the first two NationGear T-shirts off the line in Dec 2008; we’ll give them to two lucky citizens of the Nation. Oilers lose, we have to buy two of their T-shirts for giveaways to their fans. Oh and the loser has to write an article explaining the awesomeness of the winning city.

"But Wanye you don't got no money. You ain’t gonna pay for no T-shirts!" That's right Nation. Oilers lose tonight and your ol' pal Wanye is going to have to sell an eyeball. Ever see Pirate Wanye with an eye patch? It ain't pretty.

Oh and Justice League? We hear that Pens fans will be in attendance tonight.

It's on.

—Wanna talk to your ol’ pal Wanye? E-mail him at wanyegretz@gmail.com.

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#151 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:26PM
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I hope garon walks past MacT & pulls a Pat Roy...

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#152 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:26PM
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Oh hello there -

The Oil are only down 5-0. One quick touchdown and we are right back in it!

PS I am out of my mind on PCP.

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#153 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 06:27PM
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I officially have no confidence in any of our goalies being a #1

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#154 Kent
November 06 2008, 06:29PM
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PS I am out of my mind on PCP.

Haha! Well done.

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#155 freeze
November 06 2008, 06:29PM
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WHAT IS WITH THESE PASSES!?! THE GUYS IN BLACK ARE NOT ON OUR TEAM!

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#156 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 06:32PM
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So, I gouged my own eyes out. I'm just assuming that I'm hitting all the correct keys right now. Please god, if you have any decency, please please please let the oilers win at least one game this year. PLEASE!

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#157 charlie
November 06 2008, 06:34PM
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I hate MacT and I hope Tippett gets canned and we get him.

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#158 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:34PM
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Hey Horcoff -

How come you don't put it through your skates and dipsy doodle like Malkin?

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#159 charlie
November 06 2008, 06:35PM
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Are the refs using whistles? I can't hear a thing.

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#160 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 06:36PM
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Finally. FUDGE

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#161 charlie
November 06 2008, 06:36PM
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5-1 LETS GO!!!

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#162 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:36PM
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OH GOOD RIGHT BACK IN IT

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#163 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 06:36PM
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Okay, so, they do remember that the point of the game is to put pucks into the other teams net. At least we know that for certain.

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#164 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:36PM
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YESSSSS!!!

PISANI or MOREAU?!?!

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#165 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:36PM
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"I think the Oilers are happy to be on the board." - DeBrusk

They pay people to talk like this?

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#166 freeze
November 06 2008, 06:37PM
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they just wanted to get JDD in the game. now the pressure comes!!

haha, i'm delusional!

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#167 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 06:37PM
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Oh how I love the third line... don't take them off the ice ever again.

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#168 charlie
November 06 2008, 06:38PM
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ha right back in it. right.

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#169 freeze
November 06 2008, 06:38PM
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Lubo needs to look where he is shooting.

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#170 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:39PM
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freeze -

Want some PCP? I found it in my alley it masks the pain.

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#171 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:39PM
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When was the last time Penner scored...oh ya the first game of the year.

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#172 charlie
November 06 2008, 06:39PM
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Too bad we have to be down 5 before we start playing.

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#173 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:39PM
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SECOND WIND

LMAO

I have already come to terms with this game.

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#174 freeze
November 06 2008, 06:39PM
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sure wanye, I'll be right over. just a couple more shots before I get in the car...

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#175 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 06:40PM
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What the hell is your problem Faulds! Can't you see there is a national crisis happening! How can you be so calm about all this?

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#176 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:40PM
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Say it was part of your plan Wanye...spot them 5 to get their hopes up.

COME ON!!!

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#177 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:44PM
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Oh totally part of my plan.

Part 1: Make mortal enemies in Pittsburgh

Part 2: Challenge them to a bet

Part 3: Egg them on continually

Part 4: Oilers get out to a quick 5-0 deficit

Part 5: Call them names

Part 6: Welch on bet, move to Novobrisk, Russia

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#178 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 06:44PM
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I'm hoping they can at least make a game of this.

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#179 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:45PM
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Wow - I always wondered what the inside of OilersNation HQ looked like

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#180 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:46PM
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LMAO

ROFL

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#181 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 06:47PM
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Hopefully Part 7 doesn't involve you going down and having no Russian medical staff around to help you.

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#182 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:48PM
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Who's the next target?!??!

Pheonix? They only have 1 person that follows the team, not an army

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#183 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:50PM
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Part seven is me going down on female Russian Medical Staff.

Aw shoot. Should I edit myself?

NO - No I won't

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#184 New Guy
November 06 2008, 06:50PM
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I remember you satan

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#185 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:51PM
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Good on you Michelle Jones - nobody wants to see highlites

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#186 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 06:53PM
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Ok, wow. I go away for a few minutes to eat some grub. Come back and the worse got worserer. I'm so sad.

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#187 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 06:57PM
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Go 6 goal third period (?)

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#188 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 06:57PM
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where is the "price is right" tuba audio when you need it...

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#189 charlie
November 06 2008, 06:58PM
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Penner gets shoved, shoves back, gets the only penalty. SWEET.

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#190 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:00PM
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http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpirhorns.wav

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#191 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:00PM
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YES!

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#192 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:01PM
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TWO TWO TWO

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#193 charlie
November 06 2008, 07:01PM
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Ya Gilbert

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#194 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:01PM
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Gentlemen. It has begun....

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#195 charlie
November 06 2008, 07:02PM
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HEMMER!!!

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#196 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:02PM
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Holy crap. I was just joking.

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#197 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:02PM
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PART OF THE PLAN!!!

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#198 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:02PM
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THREE THREE THREE!

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#199 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 07:02PM
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Oh oh, pensblog might get kind of quiet. That stoosh is douche

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#200 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:03PM
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The pensblog is already too quiet. No one got the memo to show up I guess. And the people that did only came up with lame Canadian jokes, and now we're being cordial to each other. Too cordial. What the hell is wrong with me?

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