GDB 13: It's on

Wanye
November 06 2008 10:19AM

Of all the games the Oilers have played so far this year, tonight’s is by far the biggest.

"But why Wanye? It's just another game isn't it?" Are you kidding? The results of this game will cement our reputation with a bunch of strangers in Pittsburgh! Oilers win, they’ll all hate us. Oilers lose, they’ll all hate us. Who can live with the uncertainty!?

This is why gambling was invented by Eduardo Las Vegas in 1879—to make sports more interesting. We took up the cause started by our boys over at jeanshortsandbaggedmilk, who have been deftly battling with this huge blog in Pittsburgh all by themselves.

We aren't going to leave our friends fighting solo. It's like in Junior High School when your friend would get challenged to a schoolyard fight. What do you do? You third-man-in and crack the kid in the skull with your Thermos! Take that Jeremy Tandrup, age ten. Don't mess with our crew. We have never been afraid to get involved in any nonsense that comes our way.

So we contacted these dudes at pensblog. They ignored our email. Then we chirped them. Then they claimed they didn't get the email. Then we went out of town and ignored them. Then made contact and the bet is cemented.

Why should you care about the game tonight? Oilers win, the pensblog will purchase the first two NationGear T-shirts off the line in Dec 2008; we’ll give them to two lucky citizens of the Nation. Oilers lose, we have to buy two of their T-shirts for giveaways to their fans. Oh and the loser has to write an article explaining the awesomeness of the winning city.

"But Wanye you don't got no money. You ain’t gonna pay for no T-shirts!" That's right Nation. Oilers lose tonight and your ol' pal Wanye is going to have to sell an eyeball. Ever see Pirate Wanye with an eye patch? It ain't pretty.

Oh and Justice League? We hear that Pens fans will be in attendance tonight.

It's on.

—Wanna talk to your ol’ pal Wanye? E-mail him at wanyegretz@gmail.com.

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#251 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:28PM
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It's even more of a boost to see a rookie out there playing with more grit than the entire team has in the last however many games. I hope that shook some perspective into the rest of the team and they can carry it.

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#252 New Guy
November 06 2008, 07:29PM
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NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WENT AND MADE DINNER AND THE SHIP TURNED AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#253 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:30PM
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GODS OF HOCKEY HEAR MY PRAYERS

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

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#254 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:30PM
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Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner.

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#255 1011011
November 06 2008, 07:31PM
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That's a good point Gregor.

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#256 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:32PM
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COME ON!!!

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#257 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:33PM
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fl2kj#*(!@&!(~!~ LUBO

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#258 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:33PM
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What a terrible penalty Lubo

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#259 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:33PM
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BAAAAHHHHH. NOOOOO.

Okay. It's okay. Calm down. We scored short handed earlier. We can do it again right?

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#260 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:33PM
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How bout another shorty.

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#261 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 07:34PM
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Man americn hockey fans are moron. Thise fools PB are convinced the reason the pens let in 4 straight is because the pens were to concerned with getting Sykora his hatty. I am sure that's what the talk on the bench was.

Crosby: I have enough points tonight, lets get Sykora his third.

Malkin: Way ahead of you bro, Peter already told me he is getting a rub and tug from the fat bitch in section 108 row 7 if I assist his hat trick.

Crosby: You would have sex? With a girl? 24 hours before gametime?

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#262 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:34PM
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Malkin is sick

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#263 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 07:35PM
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I should take a typing lesson

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#264 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:36PM
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Hockey God:

I agree - that is totally why...Sykora

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#265 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:36PM
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Ok, awesome...now we wow them in their own zone with a snappy faceoff win.

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#266 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:36PM
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Okay, so, it's only the biggest face off of the season so far. No big deal.

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#267 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:37PM
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Oh look we lost it. Weird.

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#268 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:38PM
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Way to skate that icing out Hemmer :S

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#269 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:38PM
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holy shat...that almost worked.

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#270 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:39PM
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Well, even though we lost. I feel less suicidal after that 3rd period.

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#271 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:39PM
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Like a hooker leaving a week long orgy with a purse full of cash - it may have hurt but at least we have our dignity.

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#272 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:41PM
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Sorry Wanye

insert sad trombone

& price is right horns

http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpirhorns.wav

Gotta go pay attention to wife

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#273 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:41PM
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Wanye...you always know how to nail sentiments right.

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#274 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:41PM
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l8r justice league. sigh.

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#275 charlie
November 06 2008, 07:44PM
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I hope The Future starts in NY.

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#276 Joey Moss
November 06 2008, 08:26PM
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wow they almost won that one.

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#277 Travis Dakin
November 06 2008, 08:38PM
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:(

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#278 Charlie
November 06 2008, 08:52PM
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wow...later hosers..errr LOSERS

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#279 Joey Moss
November 06 2008, 10:21PM
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just a note to Charlie, no one here is offended if you call us a hoser. it means about as much to canadians as it does to americans. nice try though.

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#280 charlie
November 06 2008, 11:33PM
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WHAT IS THIS?!?!?

The gay blogger from pensblog is going as 'charlie' on oilersnation?!?

I've been here way too long for that shit to slide.

The REAL charlie

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#281 Antony Ta
November 06 2008, 11:44PM
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Since when did people start calling JDD the Future. That's a weird nickname since he's already here, taking up a goddamn roster spot.

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#282 Charlie
November 07 2008, 06:04AM
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Hey Joey. I'm not trying to offend anyone with the "hoser" thing, I was just channeling my inner Bob and Doug from Strange Brew.

I actually kinda like you guys. Good game! TOO good.

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#283 The Towel Boy
November 07 2008, 07:50AM
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Antony Ta Says: November 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pm Since when did people start calling JDD the Future. That’s a weird nickname since he’s already here, taking up a goddamn roster spot.

I think cuz "The Present, Here and Now" was too long.

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#284 milli
November 07 2008, 07:57AM
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Like a hooker leaving a week long orgy with a purse full of cash - it may have hurt but at least we have our dignity.

HAHAHA, wayne, you are one funny dude!!!!

Best 2 players tonight....Peckham, what a bout, he absolutly tuned that little pussy. Jdd, was he solid, or where the pens backing off at that point? I thought he played real well for getting thrown into the fire.

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#285 the original charlie
November 07 2008, 02:57PM
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I'm calling JDD the future basically because he's The Future.

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