December 15 2008 08:14AM
Sean Avery won’t be returning to the Dallas Stars after his six game suspension. I find it humorous that if he is picked up by another team that he, himself, will become “sloppy seconds”. Irony, thy name is Avery!
Personally I think this whole situation has been blown out of proportion. Although, I wish I had "Cuthbert Power." There are a few men I would like to see have their worlds turned upside down for saying nasty things about me.
It’s being said that the conduct and comment made by Avery was the straw that broke the camel’s back. The powers-that-be were sure to see him made into an example. Good for them; there’s enough drama in the world without turning the NHL into a Mark Burnett reality show.
Avery doesn’t have a squeaky clean image at the best of times. Might I remind you of a certain Manhattan Madam who was fortunate enough to have Mr Avery’s mobile number. A little suspicious? Perhaps. On the other hand Elisha Cuthbert has a textbook reputation as a "puck bunny." The NHL draft is her dating tool. And her porn.
In my humble opinion, Avery received a swift kick to the ego. He’s a man scorned. Regardless, his behaviour was childish.
In closing, Phaneuf is better looking anyway.