GDB 29: A plea to Santa

Wanye
December 16 2008 03:10PM

In honor of tonight’s game against the Blackhawks we are going to go out on a limb here and do something we don’t ordinarily do: give you Jason Gregor’s Visa number. 

No wait. It’s the holidays. We won’t do that.

What we will do is ask Santa for a different present this year. The past seven Christmases it has been the same thing over and over again: Deliver us Natalie Portman with a memory wiped clean of any other life than being Mrs. Wanye Gretz.

But this year it is a different matter altogether. This year Santa -- in your infinite wisdom as the God of Presents -– bring us four more winsies prior to the Christmas Break will you?

Yes Santa, we know and tremble before your might and power. We know we have angered you by not getting the NationStore up before Christmas thus disabling your ability to bring T-shirts to all the Citizens of the Nation who have demanded them under the tree. Still, we feel that we have behaved this year and really only need the following to be delivered for our lives to be complete:

Dec 16: Blackhawks - WIN Dec 17: Canucks - WIN Dec 19: Ducks - WIN Dec 22: Coyotes - WIN

If you can find this in your magic sack (that’s what she said) the Oil could go into Xmas in 18-12-2. Wouldn’t that be some a Christmas Miracle?

Oh and...

Don’t forget about our new contest either Nation.

Taking pictures of the game day experience all around the Nation and winning a $75 Hudson’s Gift Certificate for the best pictures of the month.

We had a bunch of entries yesterday from locations as far flung as Arizona and Okotoks, AB. Okotoks, Nation! A city so environmentally friendly that they recycle everything including their Christmas wishes! Reading the Nation! Will wonders ever cease?

Now normally most of our photos that end up on the internet involve ‘boudoir photography’ of the lowest quality. But tonight, we are going to be in attendance at Rexall tonight and we have two goals:

  1. Run a few dozen beers through us
  2. Take a picture of something funny

Enjoy your sobriety in the press box Mr. Gregor and Mr. Brownlee. We will think of you during the second period when we are on our 7th beer and are trying to remember the name of the Oilers second round draft pick in 1995.

Amateurs.

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#51 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:15PM
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Ya SIEVE is looking crappy

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#52 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:16PM
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Good shot cogs

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#53 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:16PM
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I'm not sure why but when you get a shutout shouldn't you get another shot to see if it wasn't a fluke. Christ I'm tired of Mac-T. Maybe Santa should grant us a 4 month Norwalk virus on Mac-T

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#54 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:17PM
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I wonder if the MacBlender is going to fired up for during for the intermission.

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#55 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:17PM
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Thank God the snore fest(first) is over

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#56 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:18PM
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Althogh I dont not wish illness on MacT, I am tired of this goalie charlesto shuffle we call our 3 goalie situaton. Stick with one!!!!

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#57 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:19PM
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@ RBK: What, give them the same tired 1st period "we got to come out harder in the second blah,blah,blah"

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#58 Fiveandagame
December 16 2008, 08:19PM
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Ummm how come we aren't winning?

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#59 Fiveandagame
December 16 2008, 08:20PM
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@ Fiveandagame: OHHH cause we're wearing retro jerseys

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#60 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:21PM
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Anybody think Gagner is pissed that Kane is waaaaaaaaaaaaay above him in the standings...I wonder what Gags rating will be on nhl 2010

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#61 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:28PM
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I believe there is a curse attached to the third jersey.

If I was Gagner I would be rattled that I am being eclipsed by my old teamate.

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#62 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:29PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

@ RBK: What, give them the same tired 1st period “we got to come out harder in the second blah,blah,blah”

No he will tell them he is not afraid to kill anyone of them if they dont step up their game. And thats legit

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#63 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:31PM
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That second goal was terrible.

Man I love that Mr. Lube commercial

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#64 Fiveandagame
December 16 2008, 08:33PM
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I want the oilers to win and For Gagner to score and I want Cole to score....

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#65 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:34PM
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@ Fiveandagame: ditto

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#66 Fiveandagame
December 16 2008, 08:35PM
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@ OilersNinja: THAT IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!! every time is see it I laugh......."I can't see"

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#67 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:35PM
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Cole definitely needs to score

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#68 Dana @ AgileStyle
December 16 2008, 08:35PM
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@ R-DAWG: MacT said he wanted Roloson in against Vancouver tomorrow night but didn't want to play him back to back with travel. Hence, Garon is in.

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#69 Fiveandagame
December 16 2008, 08:35PM
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kay that was a good save...

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#70 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:36PM
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Not Bad SIEVE

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#71 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:37PM
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Dana @ AgileStyle wrote:

@ R-DAWG: MacT said he wanted Roloson in against Vancouver tomorrow night but didn’t want to play him back to back with travel. Hence, Garon is in.

Damn you and your proper rationale and inside knowledge

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#72 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:37PM
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BIG KILL TIME!!!!!!!

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#73 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:37PM
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Bobby needs to burry that.

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#74 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:40PM
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goalie change

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#75 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:41PM
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@ RBK: OH NO,not the dreaded back to back. These goalies are so well conditioned they could go everydamnday. Roli deserves 10 straight games..OH CRAP!! Anyway then you put in JD and Garon warms the bench and fills the water bottles

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#76 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:43PM
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Poor Chris Cuthbert he doesn't know if it's Visnovsky or Wosnusky

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#77 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:44PM
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NICE!!!! Finally

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#78 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:44PM
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Nice!!

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#79 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:45PM
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That was some strong skating shown by Stortini

NOT

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#80 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:46PM
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@ OilersNation: Oilers 5-3, I am going to give the kids from Chicago some credit and spot them 3.

DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T!!

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#81 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:46PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

@ RBK: OH NO,not the dreaded back to back. These goalies are so well conditioned they could go everydamnday. Roli deserves 10 straight games..OH CRAP!! Anyway then you put in JD and Garon warms the bench and fills the water bottles

I agree to some degree, but ROLI is old! Old enough to be Santa

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#82 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:47PM
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There will soon be a Rangers crest on that jersey

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#83 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:48PM
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@ RBK: TOUCHE!!

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#84 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:48PM
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@ OilersNinja: ROLI??

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#85 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:48PM
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Save!

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#86 Travis Dakin
December 16 2008, 08:49PM
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On what jersey? I can't see.

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#87 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:49PM
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@ R-DAWG: I was referring to that Sundin commercial

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#88 Travis Dakin
December 16 2008, 08:50PM
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I figured....

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#89 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:50PM
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But I do love starting rumours

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#90 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:50PM
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@ OilersNinja: I absolutely agree

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#91 Travis Dakin
December 16 2008, 08:53PM
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great.... hear we go again.

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#92 Travis Dakin
December 16 2008, 08:53PM
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I mean here....

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#93 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:54PM
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Crucial kill here boys, we cannot afford to give up anymore goals, well maybe Darryl Katz can.

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#94 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:55PM
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I miss Stolly and Reasoner :(

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#95 RBK
December 16 2008, 08:57PM
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kJWBDCLBDVLHBSADFJBASDHBCAWCHBA!!!!!!!

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#96 Travis Dakin
December 16 2008, 08:58PM
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How can this team suck so bad?

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#97 OilersNinja
December 16 2008, 08:58PM
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TOO MUCH

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#98 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 08:59PM
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@ RBK: Coulnd't agree with you more

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#99 Travis Dakin
December 16 2008, 09:00PM
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Who is in net?

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#100 R-DAWG
December 16 2008, 09:01PM
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Maybe 2 and a half men is on

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