GDB 30: Starting to get choked

Wanye
December 17 2008 06:45PM

Normally we would attempt to write something really clever about the game tonight.

But seriously we aren't in the mood after that Shitanusly® craptacular display of Hockery we witnessed last night. We will be watching and we will be in attendance at the JL meeting.

But we can assure you of this, Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club®. The patience of the OilersNation -- i.e the patience of the good, hard working, honest folk who pay the bills -- is running low.

And some of these people are crazy.

They rioted on Whyte Ave.

And that was when you were winning.

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#151 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 17 2008, 09:39PM
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God that was f*cking pathetic by Staios.

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#152 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:39PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

It’s amazing Cogliano is leading the “kid line” threesome so far.

Not really when you watch them play - Cogliano is definitely the most involved player on that line 95% of the time.

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#153 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:40PM
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Way to go Lubo

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#154 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:41PM
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%$%%$#%@$#%@@%#$@$@#%$@#%!!!!

2-0

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#155 Rammer
December 17 2008, 09:41PM
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This is not going well.

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#156 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:41PM
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Hear that sound Nation?

It's the wheels coming off

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#157 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:41PM
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F$%#!&^#CK

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#158 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:41PM
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F-Sakes here we go again!!

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#159 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:41PM
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Open the flood gates.......

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#160 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:42PM
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Get that panel van fired up JSBM - the fire MacT bandwagon is pretty close to GM place tonight?

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#161 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:42PM
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nice work boys.

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#162 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:42PM
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F*cking hell

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#163 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:42PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: My thinking for that was his contract was for $6.5/4 years next year which NO ONE would touch. Once I was corrected on that I have changed my tune. He still needs to produce more as the #1 center. What top teams have a #1 C that doesn't get at least 1 ppg???

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#164 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:42PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: Frick, thats the godddamn thing dragging on the frame!!

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#165 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:43PM
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1 solid period - let the melt down begin...

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#166 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:43PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: Good thing the pants are off. It will be much easier for Oil fans to be violated once again!

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#167 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 17 2008, 09:43PM
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Oh man I'm seriously so sick of seeing Stortini's ugly mug on the telly.

Completely useless player. If this is what hockey boils down to, I don't wanna be a fan.

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#168 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:43PM
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Don't worry guys, the Fire MacT Bandwagon is sitting in my driveway.

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#169 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:44PM
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@ Gord: I am often tricked by contract totals. I don't understand the difference between the average of the contract and the 'cap hit.'

I always use that nhlnumbers too

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#170 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:44PM
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@ Gord:

I betcha at least 15

How many #1 guys are in the league, some teams have 2!

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#171 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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call a timeout!

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#172 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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Amber McCormick wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: Good thing the pants are off. It will be much easier for Oil fans to be violated once again!

I pretend it's after the dance and that I love them. It makes it nicer.

Oh good! Roli is hurt.

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#173 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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is JDD backup?

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#174 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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And Roli "goes down".

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#175 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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Katz will be lowered from the rafters with a fanny pack full of arthritis meds ASAP.

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#176 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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@ baggedmilk: Plug that baby in and get over here...AH crap ROLI is hurt bring on the SIEVE

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#177 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:45PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

Don’t worry guys, the Fire MacT Bandwagon is sitting in my driveway.

We should combine vehicles to save on gas - mine has been driving around the Henday and up and down the White Mud for the past 3 1/2 seasons.

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#178 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:46PM
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@ Gord:

Mine too! We may need two vehicles after the way they played last night.

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#179 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:46PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

Katz will be lowered from the rafters with a fanny pack full of arthritis meds ASAP.

Something stronger. What did they give Kamikaze pilots before they went off. Use some of that

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#180 Rammer
December 17 2008, 09:47PM
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Well at least we killed a penalty.

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#181 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:47PM
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@ Gord: we'll salvage one for parts. things are going to get crowded.

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#182 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:48PM
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Holy crap a blocked shot!!

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#183 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:49PM
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0 shots this period!!!

Good way to get back into the game 8 minutes in the 2nd

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#184 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:50PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: I think they should give them a party mix of uppers, downers and candy corn. It will make them feel better....or worse. That's the magic of party mix.

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#185 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:51PM
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Hey RobinB do you see what we mean?? Game 40 is a horrible measuring stick

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#186 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:51PM
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We have a crap record in retirement games, not looking good

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#187 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:51PM
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Amber McCormick wrote:

That’s the magic of party mix.

Anything can happen!

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#188 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:53PM
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sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

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#189 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:54PM
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Is this another PK? The screen says EDM PP but sure doesn't look like a PP to me :(

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#190 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:54PM
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Some emotion from the players? MacT won't like that.

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#191 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:55PM
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And Hordichuk calls Storts a pus*y!!

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#192 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:55PM
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freeze wrote:

sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

Would you say this is a "sloppy second?"

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#193 RBK
December 17 2008, 09:56PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

freeze wrote: sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. Would you say this is a “sloppy second?”

ROFL

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#194 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:56PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: You are now banned for 6 games by the Interweb banning people and the JL will impose our own suspension when those six games are up! ;)

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#195 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:56PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: not as sloppy as Elisha!

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#196 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:58PM
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Gord wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: You are now banned for 6 games by the Interweb banning people and the JL will impose our own suspension when those six games are up!

Can I enter the substance abuse program the NHL provides too??

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#197 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:58PM
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@ freeze: Or Rachel

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#198 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:58PM
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I need more toe drags out of Cole.

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#199 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:58PM
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Every day from 10-11 AM Gary Bettman sits you down and lectures you on the evils of meth.

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#200 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:59PM
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freeze wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: not as sloppy as Elisha!

I think I need to take her for a spin to confirm that. :O

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