GDB 30: Starting to get choked

Wanye
December 17 2008 06:45PM

Normally we would attempt to write something really clever about the game tonight.

But seriously we aren't in the mood after that Shitanusly® craptacular display of Hockery we witnessed last night. We will be watching and we will be in attendance at the JL meeting.

But we can assure you of this, Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club®. The patience of the OilersNation -- i.e the patience of the good, hard working, honest folk who pay the bills -- is running low.

And some of these people are crazy.

They rioted on Whyte Ave.

And that was when you were winning.

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#301 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:46PM
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Bobby getting physical, what sort of alter universe is this?

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#302 suntory hanzo
December 17 2008, 10:47PM
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sumpin' sumpin' at the Holiday Inn sumpin' sumpin' = not scoring

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#303 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:48PM
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Game in a flash...suck,blow, sleep

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#304 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:49PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Someone needs to kill Bieksa STAT

Who's tougher...Burrows or Bieksa?

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#305 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:50PM
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topshelf wrote:

Who’s tougher…Burrows or Bieksa?

Bieksa no doubt.

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#306 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:51PM
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Bieksa 1000%

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#307 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:51PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

Wayne in the sack…suck,blow, sleep

fixed. ;)

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#308 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:51PM
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I won't have any trouble sleeping tonight - I've watched the Oilers do it for almost 60 minutes now.

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#309 RBK
December 17 2008, 10:52PM
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freeze wrote:

R-DAWG wrote: Wayne in the sack…suck,blow, sleep fixed.

Who's Wayne?

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#310 Travis Dakin
December 17 2008, 10:52PM
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@ freeze: Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

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#311 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:52PM
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freeze wrote:

R-DAWG wrote: Wanye in the sack…suck,blow, sleep fixed.
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#312 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:52PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

Bieksa 1000%

Does he ever back it? I was being sarcastic. I think they are both pussies.

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#313 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:53PM
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^^Fixed

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#314 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:53PM
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bah, boozy fingers.

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#315 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:53PM
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They are sh!tting the bed so much I might have to refer to them as the Soilers tonight..

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#316 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 10:53PM
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This game reminds me of my favourite past time of the holiday season- sitting in the dark and drinking.

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#317 Oilersninja
December 17 2008, 10:54PM
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I will buy the team some Rexall brand depends

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#318 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 10:54PM
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Vishnovsky: "At least when I was missing the playoffs in LA it was warm outside"

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#319 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:54PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

@ freeze: Isn’t that how it’s supposed to work?

yeah, but is he giving or taking?

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#320 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:55PM
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@ topshelf:

I've seen him fight - he's not bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gwzg2OjzUat it.

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#321 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:57PM
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He is brittle like the rest of the Van defence though - missed most of last season.

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#322 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:58PM
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Hoopty hooooooo

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#323 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:59PM
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Did he get cut by a skate last year?

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#324 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:59PM
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@ BUCK75:

I still think he is ghey. My frustration is just boiling over right now. Why do I do this to myself???

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#325 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:59PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

I think yoiu had better stock some "OilersNation Stress Balls" in your online store - watching these games raises my blood pressure.

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#326 Gord
December 17 2008, 11:01PM
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I have to say I like the new lines...

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#327 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 11:01PM
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"OilersNation Stress Balls"

That's what she said?

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#328 freeze
December 17 2008, 11:01PM
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a PP with 1 of the 4 D in the box. no brainer?

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#329 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 11:02PM
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@ Gord:

I think the same thing that happened to Souray, maybe a skat though. He is hurt lots so maybe both lol.

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#330 Gord
December 17 2008, 11:02PM
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Jeebus Pou - watch out for Sedin??

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#331 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 11:02PM
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Alright get a goal and get our hopes up only to send them crashing down again.

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#332 freeze
December 17 2008, 11:03PM
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SAMMY!!!

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#333 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 11:03PM
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Yes! Yes!

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#334 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 11:03PM
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Did they just say Sam Gagner scored? That can't be right

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#335 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 11:03PM
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JUICE BOY

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#336 Gord
December 17 2008, 11:04PM
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Gagner scored? I must have fallen asleep or halucinating...

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#337 topshelf
December 17 2008, 11:04PM
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If I ask if Eric Cole will ever score again will he score tonite too??

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#338 hoping4a-xmasmiracle
December 17 2008, 11:04PM
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hark the hockey angels sing , a goal was delivered to sam!

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#339 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 11:05PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Yes! Yes!

That's what she said after OilersNation stress Balls

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#340 topshelf
December 17 2008, 11:06PM
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topshelf wrote:

Will Gagner ever score again?

Will Cole ever score again?

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#341 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 11:06PM
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EVERY TIME!!!!!! Stupid open net!!!!!!!!!

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#342 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 11:06PM
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Souray's 5 hole is still smaller than Garons

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#343 Zamboni Driver
December 17 2008, 11:06PM
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Wow, see how fast Penner moved there? Someone in the first row had a fresh hotdog.

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#344 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 11:06PM
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see I knew that was going to happen

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#345 Gord
December 17 2008, 11:07PM
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Five hole on Souray.

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#346 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 11:07PM
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So - first time ever the oil haven't won after losing by 7 to the Hawks at home...

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#347 Gord
December 17 2008, 11:07PM
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Too bad Horc couldn't have done that 2 weeks ago against Colorado and the Oilers would have had 1 more win right now.

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#348 Zamboni Driver
December 17 2008, 11:08PM
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Dear Mr. Cole,

You are (grossly-over) paid to shoot the puck.

No one asked you to pass. Ever.

Sincerely,

EVERYFRICKIN'BODY

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#349 Travis Dakin
December 17 2008, 11:08PM
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Cock Balls

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#350 freeze
December 17 2008, 11:08PM
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sloppy. no urgency. lost little boys out there.

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