GDB 30: Starting to get choked

Wanye
December 17 2008 06:45PM

Normally we would attempt to write something really clever about the game tonight.

But seriously we aren't in the mood after that Shitanusly® craptacular display of Hockery we witnessed last night. We will be watching and we will be in attendance at the JL meeting.

But we can assure you of this, Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club®. The patience of the OilersNation -- i.e the patience of the good, hard working, honest folk who pay the bills -- is running low.

And some of these people are crazy.

They rioted on Whyte Ave.

And that was when you were winning.

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#51 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 08:55PM
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Hit em with the heat Gene!

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#52 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 08:55PM
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So Tambo - any trades???!??!?

ASK IT GENE!!!

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#53 jeanshorts
December 17 2008, 08:55PM
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It would be sweet if Gene Principe was still wearing the game face mask.

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#54 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 08:56PM
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jeanshorts and baggedmilk wrote:

*have had too many beers*

Are you two lovebirds in the same city?

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#55 freeze
December 17 2008, 08:56PM
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Tambo calls for consistency.

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#56 BagMe
December 17 2008, 08:56PM
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"what you think of the game so far" well were 6 minutes in and they havent scored yet!!

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#57 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 08:56PM
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Tambo is short for puppet

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#58 jeanshorts
December 17 2008, 08:57PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

We are... Unfortunately.

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#59 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 08:57PM
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Well - first PK, no goals, an improvement on last night!!!

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#60 BagMe
December 17 2008, 08:59PM
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i wonder when zach storshitty is gonna drop the gloves and feed darcy the muffins

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#61 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:00PM
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NICE HIT!!

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#62 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:00PM
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Storts - Nice Hit

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#63 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:00PM
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Fight! Fight! Fight! (sorta)

Stortini hurt someone! huzzah!

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#64 BagMe
December 17 2008, 09:00PM
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the muffins were soft and warm

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#65 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:00PM
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What? Stortini fighting?!?! STORTINI SMASH!!!!!

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#66 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:00PM
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huggy huggy huggy bear

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#67 RBK
December 17 2008, 09:01PM
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BagMe wrote:

i wonder when zach storshitty is gonna drop the gloves

Like 1 second after you suggested it

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#68 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:01PM
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To all you Stortini haters, who else hits like that on the Oilers???

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#69 BagMe
December 17 2008, 09:02PM
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storshitty lost his footing dont get to far into that hit!

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#70 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:02PM
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Amber McCormick wrote:

What? Stortini fighting?!?! STORTINI SMASH!!!!!

Quick everyone! Put on your pants! A girl is here and we need to act nice for the fairer sex!

(Combs eyebrows)

Ahem. Welcome Amber! :)

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#71 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:02PM
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Anybody else tired of a clean hit turning into a fight. Maybe don't put your head down when coming around the net

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#72 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:03PM
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@ Gord:

I am afraid we only have enough room for one Stortini...

Nice to hear Hordichuk giving him credit - last year with Nashville he was making fun of him.

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#73 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:03PM
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"At the age of 23 Zach Stortini is starting to grow into his body"

Homoerotic statement of the evening so far Ray Ferraro

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#74 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:03PM
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2-5-10. nice.

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#75 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:04PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

err Louie? Gene?

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#76 BagMe
December 17 2008, 09:04PM
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nice power play clearly coach bombay isnt helping mac t

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#77 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:05PM
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Stortini has been dishing out hits like that since he found his way back into the line up. I think the press box view opened his eyes as to what is expected and required

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#78 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:05PM
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Someone knock some Burrows teeth out!

Tough guy...

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#79 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:05PM
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I think I see Stortini's next project...KILL BURROWS!!!

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#80 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:05PM
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our PP is sad.

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#81 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:06PM
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Wanye, Ferraro just did the Flamers game... not sure how he made it over to the coast in 5 minutes... lol

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#82 BagMe
December 17 2008, 09:06PM
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gord i hate to rain on your stortini parade but he tryed to take the last peice of steak from my grandmother at the safe way the other night and he got dropped ( explains the missing teeth)

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#83 baggedmilk
December 17 2008, 09:06PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

“At the age of 23 Zach Stortini is starting to grow into his body”

This is the same thing I say when I'm about to get it on.

"It will grow into your body"

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#84 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:07PM
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Gord wrote:

Wanye, Ferraro just did the Flamers game… not sure how he made it over to the coast in 5 minutes… lol

Who is doing the game with Quinn? I got here a hair late.

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#85 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 09:07PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Amber McCormick wrote: What? Stortini fighting?!?! STORTINI SMASH!!!!! Quick everyone! Put on your pants! A girl is here and we need to act nice for the fairer sex! (Combs eyebrows) Ahem. Welcome Amber!

Thanks Wayne but that won't be necessary. I already know chivalry is dead 'round these parts!

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#86 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:07PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

“It will grow into your body”

LOL Once again the action in hear is better than on the TV

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#87 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:09PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Who is doing the game with Quinn? I got here a hair late.

DeBrusk

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#88 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:09PM
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I don't see anyone else in an Oiler jersey trying to be physical.

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#89 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:09PM
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If the 'nucks sign Sundin for $10m, how the hell will they resign the twins?

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#90 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 09:10PM
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@ Amber McCormick: So does this mean I can take my pants off again???

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#91 Gord
December 17 2008, 09:10PM
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@ freeze: They are banking that no one will have cap room to sign both of them...

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#92 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:10PM
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was that a PK?! sheesh.

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#93 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:11PM
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Does staios practice with a puck? almost looks like he's never seen one before.

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#94 BagMe
December 17 2008, 09:11PM
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my pants are off

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#95 jeanshorts
December 17 2008, 09:11PM
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Lubo has no hair on his entire body. That's how smooth he is.

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#96 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 09:12PM
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K - this PP better work, right Debrusk

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#97 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 09:12PM
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Amber McCormick wrote:

Thanks Wayne but that won’t be necessary. I already know chivalry is dead ’round these parts!

Was it the pants thing?

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#98 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 09:12PM
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in homage to Towel Boy.

LETS DO THIS!!!

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#99 freeze
December 17 2008, 09:13PM
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absolutely no puck movement at all. so sad.

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#100 BagMe
December 17 2008, 09:13PM
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nice shovel back hand by penner who decided to sign the "slow" guy anyway

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