GDB 30: Starting to get choked

Wanye
December 17 2008 06:45PM

Normally we would attempt to write something really clever about the game tonight.

But seriously we aren't in the mood after that Shitanusly® craptacular display of Hockery we witnessed last night. We will be watching and we will be in attendance at the JL meeting.

But we can assure you of this, Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club®. The patience of the OilersNation -- i.e the patience of the good, hard working, honest folk who pay the bills -- is running low.

And some of these people are crazy.

They rioted on Whyte Ave.

And that was when you were winning.

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#251 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:21PM
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@ hoping4a-xmasmiracle: you can almost hear bob's head popping off calling the game though. I kinda wish he was back on 1260...not that Gregor isn't doing an awesome job

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#252 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:21PM
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freeze wrote:

*insert sloppy joke here*

I didn't realize the Fire MacT Wagon was the Oscar Meyers Weiner Mobile.

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#253 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:22PM
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@ BUCK75: Or some other phallic looking vehicle

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#254 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:24PM
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#255 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:24PM
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@ BUCK75: It should be a close resemblance to the objective

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#256 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:25PM
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My Fire MacT bandwagon looks like the dog van from Dumb and Dumber

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#257 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:26PM
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@ Gord: lmao

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#258 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:26PM
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...My wife just laughed at the Oilers when she saw the score and said " Wow they are really Sh!tting the bed"

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#259 humantorch
December 17 2008, 10:26PM
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The Oilers make me want to punch a baby.

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#260 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:26PM
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@ Gord: because the team has been screwing the pooch...

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#261 Amber McCormick
December 17 2008, 10:28PM
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I don't think I can take much more of this. If I had a heart it would be hurting right now.

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#262 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:29PM
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@ humantorch: punch waaaaaaaaah, punch waaaaaaaaah!!

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#263 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:31PM
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humantorch wrote:

The Oilers make me want to punch a baby.

Me too but replace "baby" with "Louie DeBrusk" and "punch" with "flamethrow"

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#264 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:32PM
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I like how they push this "oilers greatest games"DVD. Watching this crap makes you want to watch it 8.2 times and call it a season

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#265 Travis Dakin
December 17 2008, 10:33PM
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Ok, so here is a question. I have two tickets to the game on Friday.... Do I risk the drive down Highway 63 for this crap or do I pay someone to take them from me?

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#266 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:34PM
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Holy $#!T, Vish hit the net!!!!

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#267 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:35PM
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@ Travis Dakin: Sell the Tixs. Make someones Christmas a little more crappy

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#268 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:35PM
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@ Travis Dakin:

Tough call - I wouldn't even drive from Wetaskiwin to watch them on Friday

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#269 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:35PM
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PUCK MOVEMENT!! PLEASE?!

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#270 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:35PM
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Pou on the first PP unit...HAHAHA

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#271 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:35PM
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Jumbo Donair pots one!!

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#272 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:36PM
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NICE ONE FRIDGE!

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#273 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:36PM
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Penner - roof daddy

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#274 Travis Dakin
December 17 2008, 10:36PM
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I don't even thing I can give these damn things away.

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#275 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:36PM
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As the great Tiger Goldstick once said, "If they were playing in my backyard, I would draw the blinds."

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#276 Travis Dakin
December 17 2008, 10:36PM
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Bah?

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#277 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:37PM
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I can't wait until Peckham replaces Staios.

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#278 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:37PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

Penner - roof daddy

That's what she said?

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#279 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:37PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Ok, so here is a question. I have two tickets to the game on Friday…. Do I risk the drive down Highway 63 for this crap or do I pay someone to take them from me?

Go to the game. Drink 156 beers. Stay at Holiday Inn

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#280 suntory hanzo
December 17 2008, 10:38PM
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Penner, Penner-butter, JELLY!

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#281 hoping4a-xmasmiracle
December 17 2008, 10:38PM
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Note To Oilers:

powerplay (n):tactics in a team sport involving the concentration of players at a particular point. • Ice Hockey a situation in which a team has a numerical advantage over its opponents while one or more players is serving a penalty.

Just to clarify....

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#282 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:39PM
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Nobody steps up..our team is embarassing. On any other team in the league somebody would have dropped the flippers with Hansen.

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#283 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:39PM
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FINALLY!!

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#284 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:39PM
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uh oh, Gagner head shot!

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#285 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:40PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Go to the game. Drink 156 beers. Stay at Holiday Inn

Then perform heart transplant on saturday, you might not be a heart surgeon but you stayed at a Holiday Inn.

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#286 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:40PM
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Chopper looked like he was going to choke him!

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#287 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:40PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Travis Dakin wrote: Ok, so here is a question. I have two tickets to the game on Friday…. Do I risk the drive down Highway 63 for this crap or do I pay someone to take them from me? Go to the game. Drink 156 beers. Stay at Holiday Inn

156 beers at RX1 would cost $856,484,513.71

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#288 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:41PM
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Remember the HNIC game last year where Juice Boy got into a fight. I can see the same thing happening tonight.

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#289 Fiveandagame
December 17 2008, 10:42PM
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Oh man...I hate watching this...Not only are we getting pounded but then we take the penalty..craptacular

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#290 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:43PM
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Gagner a hit? And I didn't have the PVR going to prove it...

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#291 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:43PM
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Attaboy Moreau.

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#292 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:44PM
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Gord wrote:

156 beers at RX1 would cost $856,484,513.71

Sadly that calculation is spot on.

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#293 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:44PM
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HIT THE NET FOR THE LOVE OF STANLEY!!

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#294 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:44PM
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With only 4 d-men we should pound these guys!!!

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#295 topshelf
December 17 2008, 10:44PM
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Will Gagner ever score again?

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#296 BUCK75
December 17 2008, 10:45PM
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WHIFFF - nice MAP

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#297 freeze
December 17 2008, 10:45PM
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Poupy shot!

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#298 Gord
December 17 2008, 10:45PM
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Nice hit by Cole

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#299 R-DAWG
December 17 2008, 10:45PM
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@ R-DAWG: and by pound I mean lay down it he forward dog position and let nature take it's course

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#300 Wanye Gretz
December 17 2008, 10:46PM
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Someone needs to kill Bieksa STAT

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