GDB31: Prayer to Santa II

Wanye
December 19 2008 05:15PM

On GDB29 we now famously prayed to Santa - the God of all presents and good things happening around the holidays for a foursome of wins. We have taken some serious ribbing from the Nation, espeically given the Shitanusly bad results of the past two games.

Here is a taste:

#146 Travis Dakin December 16 2008, 9:39 pm. It appears that Santa really REALLY hates Wanye.

#254 Ender the Dragon December 17 2008, 8:36 am. Wayne ... egad man; What the hell did you do that Santa knows about? I think his answer to you was pretty definitive.

So it seems some of you people don't believe in Santa. That is a rookie mistake bound to leave you heart broken and without presents. We believe in you Santa and know that you will find it on your big old sack of presents to bring us something to the Nation this Christmas.

In order here is what we would like to see tonight:

1. A 67-4 Oilers win 2. CFP take a Souray Slapper directly to the beans 3. RX1 beer vendors to unanimously decide to halve beer prices during the second period 4. Natalie Portman to become disoriented down in LA and somehow arrive at our condo just after closing time tonight 5. A cure for rabies

In that order Santa. Bring it on. Let's be real here for a moment. We have seen more Ducks hockey this year than we care to mention and there isn't a single reason we can think of that the Oilers shouldn't be able to pull out a win tonight. We watched the Panthers hold their own down in Anaheim for heaven's sakes - why can't the Oil? (Note: The fact the Panthers won in Edmonton for the first time in 12 years is not a valid comeback. Not during Christmas Nation.)

Closing note

Though we haven't followed through on our promise to get all the pics from the game against the Blackhawks up on the site yet, we are blown away by the response of the Nation to taking pictures for a $75 Hudsons GC.

What's better than free booze and wings?

A cure for rabies sure isn't! So no matter where you are watching the game tonight Nation, take a few pics. The ladies room may be a good place to start if you need some direction.

(BingoFuel note: Do not take pictures in the bathroom people)

(Wanye note: Don't listen to BingoFuel. Ever since he had 'the arrest' he is so meek)

Take the pics. Love the pics. Edit the pics and send the pics to oilersnation@gmail.com The OilersNation and Hudson's will be treating you SO well if you do.

Oilers! Oilers! Clap clap clap

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#1 bingofuel
December 19 2008, 05:20PM
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Uh, wanye? Since when are you an Asian girl?

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#2 Jonathan Willis
December 19 2008, 05:26PM
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Even though Burke's gone, it's still easy to hate the Ducks. I mean, the team still has the Apostate, Corey Perry, Randy Carlyle, and a bunch of goons, so there’s no reason to like them yet. Plus, of course, the open mockery from OC Register staff writer Al Balderas:

If the Oilers have anything positive to build on, following a 4-2 loss to Vancouver on Wednesday and a 9-2 shellacking by Chicago on Tuesday, it’s that they’re finally on a roll. Third-period goals by former Duck Dustin Penner and Sam Gagner in the loss to Vancouver mean that the Oilers were able to play well for one period.

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#3 freeze
December 19 2008, 06:46PM
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here is the link for the cheapos: http://atdhe.net/ice2.php?i=73

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#4 Smokin' Ray
December 19 2008, 07:07PM
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Game Time!!!!

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#5 Smokin' Ray
December 19 2008, 07:09PM
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Awww.... Crap. We have not won in the Retro's.

Prove me wrong Santa...

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#6 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:09PM
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let's hope we can break the 3rd jersey curse tonight.

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#7 Smokin' Ray
December 19 2008, 07:13PM
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Thanks for the injury Santa. We love you.

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#8 David S
December 19 2008, 07:14PM
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Thanks for the link freeze. Its buffering pretty badly. Maybe Pat Laforge has put the scramble on.

Time to head across the street to the local taphouse.

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#9 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:21PM
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poor cole.

I like the lines so far though.

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#10 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:21PM
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David S wrote:

Thanks for the link freeze. Its buffering pretty badly. Maybe Pat Laforge has put the scramble on. Time to head across the street to the local taphouse.

maybe try reloading. It has been ok for me so far.

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#11 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:22PM
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decent PK.

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#12 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:25PM
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wow. this game will be decided by special teams. that doesn't bode well for us but at least Teemu is out.

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#13 The Towel Boy
December 19 2008, 07:28PM
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LET'S DOOOOO THIS!!!

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#14 kris
December 19 2008, 07:29PM
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Anybody else here from LT?

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#15 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:37PM
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bah, feeds are down.

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#16 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:47PM
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FRAK!

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#17 freeze
December 19 2008, 07:51PM
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I guess I'll go find a stool for the rest of the game. Go PINTS!!!

Top of the evening JL.

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#18 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 07:55PM
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HEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!

Quiet Night here...I miss anything? Fights? Kevin Quinn commenting on Rob Brown's hair doo?

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#19 topshelf
December 19 2008, 08:05PM
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Rob Brown sucks. So does his toupe(sp?). No fights so far Buck75.

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#20 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:06PM
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@ topshelf:

THX

Guess everyone else is enjoying xmas cheer?

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#21 topshelf
December 19 2008, 08:07PM
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Cogs just got f*cked up. Cole will never score again.

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#22 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:08PM
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Cole has cement hands - wide open net!!!

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#23 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:10PM
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Quinn had a nice line "a hopeful pass"

I think he likes that line now, just said hopeful again - "A shot from a hopeful angle"

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#24 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:13PM
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FRIC - Brodziak off post...

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#25 topshelf
December 19 2008, 08:14PM
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Moreau a slashing penalty? That has never happened before..

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#26 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:16PM
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Moreau has been catching lots of grief - even talk on 1260 this morning that the kidz are tuning him out?

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#27 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:21PM
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Perry was snake-bitten until you mentioned it Rob Brown - stupid penalties don't help either.

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#28 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:27PM
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PErry HAMMERED!!!

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#29 topshelf
December 19 2008, 08:30PM
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Sometimes when Rob Brown t...no wait. Everytime Rob Brown talks I want to jam a screwdriver in my ear.

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#30 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:32PM
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Not bad as a commentator IMO - bad voice though

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#31 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:34PM
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way to give up the powereplay Juice Boy - enjoy your last shift on the PP

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#32 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:41PM
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LOL - ANOTHER SLASHING PENALTY FOR MOREAU

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#33 topshelf
December 19 2008, 08:42PM
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Captain Ethan leading by example. Atta boy

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#34 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 08:55PM
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Strudwick likes Dairy Queen too? Next job is breakdancer? Nice piece

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#35 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:08PM
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BRODZIAK!!!!!

Nice - not scoring was getting pretty old!

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#36 Freeze
December 19 2008, 09:09PM
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Is the team growing beards?

Sammy looks like a bushman.

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#37 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:11PM
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The cat must have died at the bachelor pad that licks Sam's face clean daily

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#38 topshelf
December 19 2008, 09:13PM
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What's the deal with Bobby Nilsson?

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#39 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:15PM
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Nice to see the new lines have stuck - Hemsky, Horcoff & Penner

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#40 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:19PM
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Holy sh!t there are some WEAK penalties tonight for both teams.

5 on 3 now

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#41 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:21PM
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Horcoff with 2 chances...

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#42 topshelf
December 19 2008, 09:22PM
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oops I swore. Gotta bury that.

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#43 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:23PM
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5 on 3 again - COME ON!!!

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#44 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:24PM
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JUICE BOY SWINGS & COLE POTS IT!!!

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#45 topshelf
December 19 2008, 09:30PM
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oh snap!

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#46 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:31PM
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Another Penalty! I'm feeling good 'bout this.

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#47 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:36PM
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Beautiful comeback - first points in 3rd jersey in 30 games!

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#48 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:37PM
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or 4 games worn I guess lol

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#49 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:41PM
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Cole has been on fire tonight - too bad that one hit the iron

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#50 BUCK75
December 19 2008, 09:51PM
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DAMMIT!

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