GDB 34: Unlikely Predators

Wanye
December 28 2008 04:59PM

Let's start this GDB off by saying we have a special level of hatred for the Nashville Predators. They have no business owning the Oil the way they do. They are brutal. They have terrible ownership, a sparse fan base, a funny logo, a coach with no neck whatsoever and are completely unusable as a team in 2k9.

Yet they stroll in to E-Town with nine consecutive wins against the Oil. Pardon? Four straight at Rexall? Zuh? Former Oiler Jason Arnott team Captain and still a legitimate member of the league's upper class?

Shoot.

Arnott falls into that category of "ones that got away." These are former Oilers that - for one reason or another - left town and yet inexplicably their careers continued after they left. We like our ex-Oilers ruined and depressed thank you very much. David Oliver? Check. Still happy you left after a single good year? Dan McGillis? Right. Smooth move on that one friend. But when an Oiler leaves and continues producing, well that just grinds our gears. "The ones that got away" aren't the Curtis Josephs or the Doug Weights of the world. Those players left for the dollars and cents of the matter and there was little that could be done.

The ones that got away include players who left for reasons other than the dough. We would include Jason Arnott in this category along with a few players of the same era - players like Miro Satan, Kirk Maltby or hell even Boyd Devereaux. Years after these chaps left town we still look down the roster and see a spot for them.

Once upon a time these players were dealt and the good citizens of the OilersNation exclaimed "huzzah! What wonderous news! How happy we will be now that these poorly performing players aren't members of our local hockey squadron." We pitied the teams who had the misfortune of picking up these castaways. We laughed heartily as the other GM issued positive statements about the contribution these players will make to their new teams.

And now, years later, we sit back years later in muted horror and hope that fallen stars like one time whipping boy Jason Arnott doesn't lead his Predators to a tenth straight win over his former teammates.

Damn you Jason Arnott for your continued career. Damn you Nashville Predators for your continued dominance of the Oilers. Damn you Chris Cornell for leaving Soundgarden and Audioslave. Seriously, why would he leave both of those bands?

I guess thats being a God of Rock for you.

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#201 RBK
December 28 2008, 08:30PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

i wonder if Struds would want to school Tootoo

I think he would do whatever he is told

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#202 Wanye Gretz
December 28 2008, 08:30PM
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RBK wrote:

R-DAWG wrote: i wonder if Struds would want to school Tootoo I think he would do whatever he is told

What if he was told to take a lady on a date and then never EVER call her again?

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#203 r59
December 28 2008, 08:31PM
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I can't think of anything that the Oil need to work on after tonight

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#204 Lubo71
December 28 2008, 08:32PM
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WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

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#205 RBK
December 28 2008, 08:32PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#206 Wanye Gretz
December 28 2008, 08:33PM
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#207 Steve
December 28 2008, 08:33PM
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good work oilers nice win good offense good defense

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#208 Gord
December 28 2008, 08:33PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

It’s amazing how when the Oil lose I can’t even watch highlights but when they win I could watch them all night. AH being a homer.

I've seen too many games this year that I cringed at while atching. This was their best effort of the year, IMO.

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#209 Wanye Gretz
December 28 2008, 08:34PM
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Good work JL. Evanka's stylist: You're fired

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#210 Wanye Gretz
December 28 2008, 08:35PM
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Gord wrote:

Wanye Gretz wrote: It’s amazing how when the Oil lose I can’t even watch highlights but when they win I could watch them all night. AH being a homer. I’ve seen too many games this year that I cringed at while atching. This was their best effort of the year, IMO.

I'd say top three games of the year no doubt.

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#211 Lubo71
December 28 2008, 08:36PM
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Good work Oilers! Thanks JL! Thanks Wanye!

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#212 r59
December 28 2008, 08:36PM
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Lubo71 wrote:

Good work Oilers! Thanks JL! Thanks Wanye!

HAHA Yeah thanks Wanye!

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#213 Wanye Gretz
December 28 2008, 08:38PM
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r59 wrote:

Lubo71 wrote: Good work Oilers! Thanks JL! Thanks Wanye! HAHA Yeah thanks Wanye!

You are all so very welcome. haha EXCEPT YOU r59 you son of a gun

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#214 Wanye Gretz
December 28 2008, 08:39PM
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WHOA look how Gene towers over Cogliano

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#215 jeanshorts
December 28 2008, 11:35PM
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Who would have thought that putting the three worst players on the team together on a line would produce something so magical! God I hope that means the Cole and Gagner slumps have been busted, never to be heard from again. Solid work tonight squadron.

P.S. Still drunk.

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#216 freeze
December 29 2008, 08:58AM
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that is exactly how it was supposed to happen. Go Cole. May the curse be lifted.

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#217 Deep Oil
December 29 2008, 11:32AM
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Anrott hates Edmonton for being honest - not being into it when you found out your one night stand is carrying your child can demoralize a healthy male ego.... same for Mike Comrie - why would he want to play in Edmonton and score 25 goals when the fans don't appreciate me for $4million with bonuses - idiots - with his father selling the BRICK corp for over $850 million with trophy wife in tow - do you really think the fans matter - just ask Tom Poti - so the next time you want jump on a local boy (COMRIE,LUPUL) just think what that tells JAY BO - to stay away - as the cops on whyte avenue will give you an impaired (hey I am an NHL hockey player - cut me loose) - so this E TOWN mentality that you own the players is wrong - OILERS are .500 will always be until the paycheque stops for LOWE, MACT, HUDDY, BUCKY and the wives that are on the payroll - ohh sorry that was when slats was here. So while we wait with the 3rd? oldest building in the league here in the arctic - the oil have some wins - here is an opportunity to move into the upper class with the sens and flames - trouble is this team has trouble accepting that they could be better than 0.500 - any takers

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#218 Travis Dakin
December 29 2008, 05:13PM
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What in the sweet bloody hell?

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#219 David S
December 30 2008, 01:34PM
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http://thelondonpaper.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/30/fail1.jpg

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