GDB 25: Regicide at 8:30

Wanye
December 05 2008 03:59PM

It seems that at least one King is ready to rumble tonight. But let’s be honest, the rest of his cohorts ain’t what they used to be, are they? What was that year they weren’t terrible... ‘93? Yeah, then. The Oil aren’t exactly blinding citizens of the Nation with their brilliance either but what the hell -- it’s Friday and just like 10 gamblers playing VLTs, someone has to win tonight.

Gagner – out. He’s taken a blow to the head and is going to sit out. Pouliot will take his spot on KidLine 2.0 with Cogliano and the new hotness Rob Schremp. Perhaps the Schrempian One can make Pouliot score again and shock the hell out of both members of the M-A Pouliot fan club.

Speaking of making a zero look like a hero, what is the deal with the LaBarbera being the real deal against the Oil and only the Oil? This goof has a 4-6-1 record this season with a sparkling 1-3-1 in the past six starts. Against the Oil he is a perfect 4-0-0 with a 1.00 GAA. Buh? Zuh? SNUH? Impossibly the Kings are 4-1-1 in their last six games vs the Oilers and 2-0-2 in the last four in LA.

Uh, what? That don’t make no sense. What does make sense is running a few through on a Friday night and watching some hockey.

Right, Elvis Stormtrooper?

Right.

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#1 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 04:10PM
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Let the ingestion of alcohol begin!

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#2 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:15PM
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GAME DAY........YEAH!.....frickin game day....New website, new comment features...FRICKEN GAME DAY!!!!!

How quickly do you think Eric Cole is going to be bumped up onto the line with Schremp and Cogliano?

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#3 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:17PM
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Fiveandagame wrote:

GAME DAY……..YEAH!…..frickin game day….New website, new comment features…FRICKEN GAME DAY!!!!! How quickly do you think Eric Cole is going to be bumped up onto the line with Schremp and Cogliano?

Well 5&aG I too feel your enthusiasm for tonights game and I also like the added comment features.

I believe midway through the second period Eric Cole will be put on a line centered by Cogliano with Schremp on the LW.

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#4 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:18PM
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@ Fiveandagame:

Yeah these added comment features are great. I have to also echo FAAG's enthusiasm for the game and think that at some point in the second period Schremp and Cole will be playing together.

Booya, GAME DAY!

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#5 Not Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:19PM
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GAME DAY...Great new site BTW NATION! WOOOOOOOO game day....yeah

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#6 Wanye Gretz
December 05 2008, 04:20PM
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Sweet! Can we interview ourselves on here now?

Wanye: Hey Wanye, are you basically the most thugged out G around?

Wanye: I'd have to say so, but let's ask a random passer by. Excuse me Sir. Who is the most gangster thugg you have ever seen?

Wanye: (passing by) Why I'd have to say you are stranger.

Wanye: Decent.

*fires gun in air in best Burressian fashion*

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#7 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:20PM
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I am on east coast time and have started drinking early......so that'll explain many things tonight in my posts....Is it possible to slur your posts?

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#8 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:22PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

Um Wayne I was busy posting here...........

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#9 I Am The Law
December 05 2008, 04:40PM
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*hoses Fiveandagame down*

Settle there lad. 'Tis a long night ahead of us...

Though I felt a bit better when I read that Gagner is out. Am I a bad person? (though I'd rather hear that he was sent to the minors, because I wish injury upon no one)

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#10 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:44PM
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@ I Am The Law:

good call Mr. Law...It's a hour and forty five after beer O'clock here, so's you can see how I'd be a little charged up.....So roger that, switching to light beer.

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#11 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 04:45PM
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I kinda squirched in my pants when I heard Gibby Brule was coming up...Thats exciting.

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#12 I Am The Law
December 05 2008, 05:04PM
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Brule's coming up too? Holy hell!! Well 5&aG, since I'm on Eastern time as well, maybe I'll put down my hose and join you in some pre-game reveille... (wait, that really doesn't sound right, does it...)

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#13 Ender the Dragon
December 05 2008, 05:07PM
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Stop reading, Mom . . .

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#14 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 06:07PM
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@ I Am The Law:

Things are looking good in OILER NATION aren't they.

Oh and Mr.LAW? Thank you for abbreviating my name to 5&aG. You see follow poster Hockey God pointed out a few games ago that you can also abbreviate Fiveandagame to FAAG....so yeah thanks for not doing that...it's a rather unfortunate abbreviation.

so anyway.....GAME DAY!

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#15 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 06:20PM
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does like everybody else have like a life or something? Where the snap has everybody gone? Or are you all now off work and have stopped wasting company time on the old ON website?

Man...i guess it is still two hours until game time...sigh....game day.....

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#16 I Am The Law
December 05 2008, 06:36PM
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@ Fiveandagame:

I recall the back-and-forth between you and Hockey God (or HoGo, which I believe was your response...). I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. As I am sadly humour-deficient, I live vicariously through the JL.

And come on JL! I'm posting as I am writing an exam (ok, so it's a takehome, but nevertheless!), so you should all be on your Blackberries, Internets, Etch-A-Sketches, or Lite-Brites, getting ready to cheer the Oil on and helping them give Lowetide his 7-1 run before Christmas!!

Less than two hours to go! Hang in there 5&aG!

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#17 David S
December 05 2008, 06:39PM
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Late game start. They're out drinkin'

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#18 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 07:05PM
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I was living vicariously through NHL 09. And apparentely the management in that game is just as dumb as it is in real life, as they've just traded away Kimo Timonen, who was second in scoring for my D-men, for ol Alex Steen. Great job digital Tambo!

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#19 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 07:21PM
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I Am The Law wrote:

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I'm on my PS3...hope that works for ya!

@ jeanshorts:

My robo-Tambo traded Grebs for RJ Umberger.

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#20 Antony Ta
December 05 2008, 07:43PM
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Jason LaBarbera, Pierre-Marc Bouchard and Tyler Arnason are players who just seem to always play well against the Oilers. They must be assassinated.

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#21 Fiveandagame
December 05 2008, 08:08PM
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GAWD damn it...of all the nights to be called into work....it better be a real emergency thats all I'm sayin....Enjoy the game JL go easy on the new site, no sense crashing it on the first game,

Cheers

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#22 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 05 2008, 08:11PM
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Final score 3-2 LA.

Gonna be an ugly f*cking game I predict.

ps - operation *reverse curse* is in effect.

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#23 jim
December 05 2008, 08:24PM
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Sing A Song For SingSing wrote:

Final score 3-2 LA. Gonna be an ugly f*cking game I predict. ps - operation *reverse curse* is in effect.

I like the way you think.

I predict 22-0 Kings with all 3 Oiler tenders getting time in the net.

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#24 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:31PM
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Of course the friggin CGY/STL game would have to go in to OT....

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#25 I Am The Law
December 05 2008, 08:32PM
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LaBarbera is not in tonight. I like the sounds of that!

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#26 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:33PM
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At least it's been an exciting game. Or, well I've only been paying half attention. But it appears as if it was a good game.

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#27 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:38PM
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I like the old school organ going on in St. Louis all the time.

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#28 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:39PM
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So. The Flames and the Canucks both won tonight. This is not a good sign.

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#29 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:43PM
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So far looks a little sloppy. *gets nervous*

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#30 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:44PM
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Strudwick playing forward? That makes too much sense. They should have thrown Gilbert up there.

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#31 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:45PM
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Who's rifle was that just b4 the whistle?

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#32 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:45PM
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*crickets*

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#33 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:46PM
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Uhh, it was the Horcoff line that was out there. But I have no idea. What is this, Friday night or something?

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#34 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:46PM
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I wonder if Lubo visited his Ferrari upon his return to La La Land.

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#35 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:46PM
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You might be alone soon JS...i'm leaving in like 10 or so...

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#36 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:47PM
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I wonder if Penner visited In-N-Out burger.

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#37 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:47PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

I wonder if Penner visited In-N-Out burger.

...twice.

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#38 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:48PM
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Well, there are vagina's out there that need stimulating. So maybe I'll go do the women of Vancouver my civil duty.

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#39 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:48PM
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P.S. That Princess Lay-yah up there is hawt.

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#40 Travis Dakin
December 05 2008, 08:49PM
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I'm here. But again at work so I have no damn idea what the hell is going on. Stupid update clock on the Oilers website isn't working.

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#41 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:49PM
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This is the quietest JL ever. Maybe there's another game day thread...

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#42 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 05 2008, 08:49PM
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It's lookin ugly out there so far.

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#43 The Towel Boy
December 05 2008, 08:49PM
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Gotta run...l8r

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#44 Travis Dakin
December 05 2008, 08:50PM
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There is a joke to be made there.. sloppy something?

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#45 I Am The Law
December 05 2008, 08:50PM
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There was just a commercial on the LA feed for a breakfast burrito that has bacon, ham, and gravy...

I bet I can guess Penner's breakfast...

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#46 Travis Dakin
December 05 2008, 08:51PM
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gotta love Friday night.

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#47 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:51PM
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If there's one thing Americans know how to do, it's heart attack inducing fast food.

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#48 I Am The Law
December 05 2008, 08:51PM
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Moreau!!!

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#49 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 08:51PM
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GET TO TEH CHOPPER!!!!

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#50 Sing A Song For SingSing
December 05 2008, 08:52PM
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Beauty set up by Cole.

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