GDB 25: Regicide at 8:30

Wanye
December 05 2008 03:59PM

It seems that at least one King is ready to rumble tonight. But let’s be honest, the rest of his cohorts ain’t what they used to be, are they? What was that year they weren’t terrible... ‘93? Yeah, then. The Oil aren’t exactly blinding citizens of the Nation with their brilliance either but what the hell -- it’s Friday and just like 10 gamblers playing VLTs, someone has to win tonight.

Gagner – out. He’s taken a blow to the head and is going to sit out. Pouliot will take his spot on KidLine 2.0 with Cogliano and the new hotness Rob Schremp. Perhaps the Schrempian One can make Pouliot score again and shock the hell out of both members of the M-A Pouliot fan club.

Speaking of making a zero look like a hero, what is the deal with the LaBarbera being the real deal against the Oil and only the Oil? This goof has a 4-6-1 record this season with a sparkling 1-3-1 in the past six starts. Against the Oil he is a perfect 4-0-0 with a 1.00 GAA. Buh? Zuh? SNUH? Impossibly the Kings are 4-1-1 in their last six games vs the Oilers and 2-0-2 in the last four in LA.

Uh, what? That don’t make no sense. What does make sense is running a few through on a Friday night and watching some hockey.

Right, Elvis Stormtrooper?

Right.

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#101 S-OD
December 05 2008, 10:47PM
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Dear Hockey Gods please let us get out of this penalty kill....

Sincerely, Oilers PK Squad

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#102 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 10:52PM
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May your wish be granted, now go chug a beer.

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#103 freeze
December 05 2008, 10:54PM
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let thy word be done.

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#104 freeze
December 05 2008, 10:54PM
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*chug*

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#105 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 10:54PM
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WTF man, I join the meeting a little late and all you guys shun me?

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#106 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 10:55PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

WTF man, I join the meeting a little late and all you guys shun me?

Never mind, there you guys are

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#107 freeze
December 05 2008, 10:56PM
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Am I actually seeing a forecheck?! Amazing!

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#108 RLH
December 05 2008, 10:57PM
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That was possibly the best PK I've seen from the Oilers in this season. With the exception of Grebs getting stripped, I thought they executed really well. Especially considering that that line couldn't get off the ice.

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#109 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 10:57PM
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Nay bets on Cole getting the next goal?

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#110 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 10:58PM
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Any bets... man you can slur when you type

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#111 Travis Dakin
December 05 2008, 10:59PM
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It's the alcohol typing

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#112 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:05PM
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Oh man, I leave work for a quick beer at 3, get home at 1030 to pissed off old lady, and all I can think is sweet JL time. Now I am pouring my heart out to you... I love you man, now take off your shirt.

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#113 Travis Dakin
December 05 2008, 11:06PM
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It's not your fault.... It's not your fault...

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#114 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:07PM
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That's right, I blame the waitress and that cleavage. Who can say no to that.

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#115 Travis Dakin
December 05 2008, 11:09PM
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No mere mortal, that's for sure.

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#116 RLH
December 05 2008, 11:11PM
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Oilers look tired.

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#117 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:11PM
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Huh Pouiot and Hemmer, not a pair I would use 4 on 4.

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#118 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:12PM
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Sit down lady

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#119 freeze
December 05 2008, 11:13PM
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Tomorrow will be nasty. I hope we aren't beaten too badly.

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#120 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:14PM
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Shoot out time, with Garon in the cage... quick Mact throw Reddex in goal. they will never see that coming AND they will be blinded by the reflection of his albino shine

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#121 freeze
December 05 2008, 11:14PM
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schremp for the win!

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#122 RLH
December 05 2008, 11:15PM
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Shremp, Horc, and Cole?

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#123 freeze
December 05 2008, 11:15PM
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Rob, Poo, Hemmer!

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#124 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:16PM
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Shremp Poo hemmer. Wow Poo? Poo must have something on his chin. MacT's love fluid

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#125 RLH
December 05 2008, 11:17PM
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Hmmm, at least I got one right. I wouldn't have gone Hemmer. He's obviously exhausted.

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#126 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:17PM
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I think it might have been in

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#127 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:17PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

I think it might have been in

But I am wrong a lot

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#128 freeze
December 05 2008, 11:18PM
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Pooooooooo!!!!

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#129 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:19PM
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NICE POOO. I always knew you had it in you. (Sarcasim noted?

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#130 S-OD
December 05 2008, 11:19PM
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holy crap poo!!!!! did I black out or did that just happen?

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#131 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 11:19PM
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So all Pouliot needs is a solid winger to spark his play. Who would have guessed? Certainly his Junior career was no indication of that.

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#132 jeanshorts
December 05 2008, 11:20PM
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TAKE THAT LABARBARA YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

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#133 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:20PM
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Hemmer, that was crazy, the fatigue move... nice

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#134 freeze
December 05 2008, 11:20PM
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Hemmer is a f*ckin' stud!

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#135 RLH
December 05 2008, 11:21PM
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Sorry I doubted you, Hemmer.

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#136 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:21PM
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Suck on that one Labarbra

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#137 freeze
December 05 2008, 11:21PM
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three cheers for the new team!!

hip, hip...

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#138 Hockey Gods
December 05 2008, 11:22PM
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Mike Toth looks like he just snotted 8 lines of coke and killed a hooker. He can't sit still

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#139 RLH
December 05 2008, 11:24PM
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Ah ha! He stops just about every shot possible, but I didn't truly dislike LaBarbara until I just saw his WHL career. Damned Winterhawk! I thought I remembered the name.

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#140 Smokin' Ray
December 05 2008, 11:28PM
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Win or not.... The Oilers sucked this game. They better show up for the last 2 periods tomorow.

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#141 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 01:25AM
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I am peeping out the JL meeting on a Friday and I am astounded how many comments are on here. Mad props Nation clearly you aren't degenerates like we are!

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#142 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 02:36AM
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It was rough for a bit.... we lost the itinerary for a bit but we managed to keep it rolling.

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#143 BUCK75
December 06 2008, 08:32AM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

Mike Toth looks like he just snotted 8 lines of coke and killed a hooker. He can’t sit still

What the hell is up with his Salt & Pepper hair? How much has Toth aged since the start of the season?

Good game to blow a 3 goal lead in, cold you imagine if we choked that one? Schremp looks awesome beside Pouliot - maybe pouliot will remain in Edmonton against my wishes.

Damn xmas parties getting in the way of my JL appearances. Keep up the good work fellas - It is even funny to read the day after!

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#144 gord
December 06 2008, 08:32AM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

Mike Toth looks like he just snotted 8 lines of coke and killed a hooker. He can’t sit still

I noticed that too!

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