GDB 26: Danger in the Shark tank

Wanye
December 06 2008 05:21PM

Regarding last night's game over the Kings. Um, what exactly was the plan there MacT?

Step 1: Score three goals. Step 2: Gas three goal lead surrendering four straight. Step 3: Score stirring goal with 12 mins remaining to tie the game. Step 4: Have Schremp go in the shootout - get 56 alarm robbed by LaBarbera Step 5: Send in Hemsky to destroy everything.

Repeat as necessary

So what exactly is the plan for tonight? The Oil head into San Jose - who has collected an amazing 16 wins in only 12 games at home this year. The nice thing about tonight? The Oil really have no business winning in SJ so there is no pressure on them. The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning. Take gassing that 3 goal lead last night then still pulling it out.

And before we start planning the party for Schremp we will continue to reserve judgment. He looked all kinds of awesome again last night -- going so far as to ditch his lid on the one goal in tribute to Coach MacTavish. We can literally hear the "I told you sos" being screamed at the TVs all over the Nation every time Schremp collects a point. We are waiting a few more before we make our decision on how real his realness is.

It touches our heart

The Justice League meeting was a little sparse last night -- and that's perfectly fine. Cause you know that everyone who wasn't in attendance at the JL meeting was out on the town and watching the game somewhere and there in spirit. You just know that the JL is out there on the town all over Canada running beers through them. It's the holidays for heavens sake. We need to be able to bring the JL on the move with us somehow -- and we have a team of scientists thinking about how that would work. In the meantime let the good times roll.

Oh yeah

And there's this.

Just one of the first three designs hot off the presses. Now if you will excuse us, we are building our online store whilst watching us some hockey.
 
Go Oil
 
Schremp Watch: 2 GP 0 G 3 A 3 Pts

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#101 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:17PM
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Wow roli.....wow

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#102 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:17PM
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ROLI! ROLI! ROLI!

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#103 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:17PM
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this is a shooting galary

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#104 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:18PM
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D-Fence. bam bam. D-Fence. bam bam. D-fence. bam bam.

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#105 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:19PM
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so all we need to do is be on a 6 on 5 for the rest of the game and we will be ok.

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#106 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:20PM
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Little bit of a high stick Marc? Or a blade right in the chiclets? Same thing I guess.

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#107 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:21PM
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um we need a Towel Boy special here....lemme see ...

LETS DO THIS!!!

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#108 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:21PM
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There are going to be no bounces our way tonight, this much I can tell you.

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#109 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:21PM
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pass,pass,pass,pass,pass...shoot...down the ice

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#110 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:22PM
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I need more boozahol for this game.....

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#111 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:24PM
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I still say that Schremp shoot out attempt was a goal.

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#112 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:25PM
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Come on Brule!

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#113 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:27PM
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Yes Penner get some fire in that belly. The fire will keep all the doughnuts company.

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#114 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:27PM
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Oilers are drawing some penalties, nicely done.

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#115 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:27PM
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#116 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:28PM
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Sweet! And we get another PP

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#117 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:28PM
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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#118 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:28PM
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Snap Puffy!

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#119 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:28PM
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I think instead of saying Horay when something good happens we say,SOURAY!!!!!!

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#120 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:28PM
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weehooo

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#121 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:28PM
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Souray's wrist shot is more powerful than the morning after pill.

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#122 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:29PM
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Dammit, CBC, shut up and let me hear who got the assists.

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#123 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:29PM
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Penner has an eight game point scoring streak.

THAT is something I did not know.

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#124 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:29PM
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Wow roli is standing on his angry mulleted head

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#125 Rammer
December 06 2008, 09:29PM
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OMG Thank you Mr. Roloson.

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#126 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:30PM
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Gee- who gave that puck up? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD giveaway Grebs

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#127 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:30PM
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@ jeanshorts: That's because a Souray shot to the gut would knock just about anything out of you.

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#128 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:30PM
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My god. Souray should father every Edmonton child from now on.

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#129 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:30PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: Amazingly with MAcT as coach.....

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#130 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:30PM
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good buy Garon

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#131 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:31PM
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I mean bye

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#132 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:31PM
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2-2 after 2..with -3 shots on net...wow

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#133 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:32PM
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hey we had 9 shots that period!

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#134 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:32PM
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Our shooting percentage is through the roof!!!!!

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#135 Rammer
December 06 2008, 09:32PM
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double digits in shots! I didn't know if we would get there.

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#136 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:32PM
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Maybe we should keep Roli for another year and get rid of Garon.

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#137 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:32PM
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This game is way, way better than expected. I was thinking I would have to be escaping into whiskeyland by the middle of the second.

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#138 Rammer
December 06 2008, 09:34PM
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Penner = best interviewee on the Oil

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#139 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:34PM
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9 points in 8 games ....and wow he kinda doesn't like MAcT....wow

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#140 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:34PM
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Penner looks and sounds like the biggest stoner.

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#141 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:34PM
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Was thinking the same thing. Good quick-hit interview. Give the man a Double-double.@ Rammer:

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#142 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:35PM
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@ RLH:

I was bracing myself for suicide rates in the nation to climb to an exorbenant 900%

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#143 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:35PM
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I'm falling back in love with Penner. He won't hurt me again

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#144 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:35PM
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Hey RLH keep the whiskey handy there is still 20 mins baby

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#145 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:35PM
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hey jeanshorts is your mom reading over your shoulder, you're being very civil and stuff? Or do you need a Baggedmilk set up man for your comedy stylings?

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#146 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:35PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

Penner looks and sounds like the biggest stoner.

Another reason to love Dustin Penner

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#147 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:37PM
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Oh, for god sakes! Get off the damned Leafs game!

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#148 Clarkenstein
December 06 2008, 09:37PM
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We need the radio station to put the play by play on a 2 second delay so we can shut these coneheads off on TV. Honestly, how the hell has Mark Crawford held a coaching job so long? And is the cameraman on drugs or did my old lady spike my pop??

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#149 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:38PM
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I have a massive man hockey boner for Ovechkin....he's everything that the NHL should be

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#150 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:38PM
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Don't you ever dis the leafs again. That's GOD's team.

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