GDB 26: Danger in the Shark tank

Wanye
December 06 2008 05:21PM

Regarding last night's game over the Kings. Um, what exactly was the plan there MacT?

Step 1: Score three goals. Step 2: Gas three goal lead surrendering four straight. Step 3: Score stirring goal with 12 mins remaining to tie the game. Step 4: Have Schremp go in the shootout - get 56 alarm robbed by LaBarbera Step 5: Send in Hemsky to destroy everything.

Repeat as necessary

So what exactly is the plan for tonight? The Oil head into San Jose - who has collected an amazing 16 wins in only 12 games at home this year. The nice thing about tonight? The Oil really have no business winning in SJ so there is no pressure on them. The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning. Take gassing that 3 goal lead last night then still pulling it out.

And before we start planning the party for Schremp we will continue to reserve judgment. He looked all kinds of awesome again last night -- going so far as to ditch his lid on the one goal in tribute to Coach MacTavish. We can literally hear the "I told you sos" being screamed at the TVs all over the Nation every time Schremp collects a point. We are waiting a few more before we make our decision on how real his realness is.

It touches our heart

The Justice League meeting was a little sparse last night -- and that's perfectly fine. Cause you know that everyone who wasn't in attendance at the JL meeting was out on the town and watching the game somewhere and there in spirit. You just know that the JL is out there on the town all over Canada running beers through them. It's the holidays for heavens sake. We need to be able to bring the JL on the move with us somehow -- and we have a team of scientists thinking about how that would work. In the meantime let the good times roll.

Oh yeah

And there's this.

Just one of the first three designs hot off the presses. Now if you will excuse us, we are building our online store whilst watching us some hockey.
 
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#51 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:45PM
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I actually picked the Oil in my pick six. The Sharks would have been too easy and I'm an idiot.

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#52 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:45PM
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I mean believer.

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#53 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:46PM
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Wanye, the oilers are being spanked like a foster child at Christmas. But our shot percentage is through the roof! Let's just pray to Gregor that the score is only 1-1.

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#54 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 08:47PM
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One goal on one shot! That's not impressive to me in the least. One goal on NO shots - now thats impressive

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#55 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:48PM
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Why are the stands in the Joe empty?

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#56 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 08:50PM
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Oh that - that's cause American Car Industry hasn't rolled out a quality auto since the 70s.

I mean ever.

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#57 Clarkenstein
December 06 2008, 08:51PM
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The stands are empty at the Joe because nobody in Michigan has a job anymore!! Read the papers much?

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#58 Clarkenstein
December 06 2008, 08:52PM
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F**k you Wanye..

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#59 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 08:53PM
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@ Clarkenstein: You gotta be quick Clarkenstein. When Wanye attends a JL meeting it's a quick draw.

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#60 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:54PM
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That's not fair, Wanye. What about the Ford Probe? Quality, quality, quality.

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#61 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:54PM
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HA I know that. I was just pointing out. Northlands was pretty spotty in the mid 80's when we were kicking ass too. Weird how that works.

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#62 greenlightning86
December 06 2008, 08:54PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Oh that - that’s cause American Car Industry hasn’t rolled out a quality auto since the 70s. I mean ever.

Come on '69 Chevelle SS

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#63 Clarkenstein
December 06 2008, 08:54PM
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Ha ha.. I see that... I was about as fast as Roli doing the goal stick against his dick trick

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#64 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:56PM
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oh shit here we go

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#65 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:56PM
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Clarkenstein:

Because the auto industry refused to act responsibly and make better cars unlike their european and Japanese counterpartes :)

ANYWAY...

WAYNE! you're at a JL meeting WOW....and what was this "work" party you were speaking of. It sounded like some type of institution beyond our dearly beloved Oilernation

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#66 socaldave
December 06 2008, 08:56PM
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mark crawford makes me cry. I'd even take bob and harry over this clown

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#67 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:57PM
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Come on my KIA gets great mileage! and chicks like it....CHicks being the old ladies I drive around to their hair appointments

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#68 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:57PM
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No matter what Wanye tells you, he was at a Debutante Ball.

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#69 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:58PM
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Old ladies need the bone too.

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#70 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:58PM
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hold on was that a shot on net?

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#71 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:58PM
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I want to see the Oil take on the Sharks 5-on-3 for an entire game...Then we'd show them!

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#72 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 08:59PM
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@ Fiveandagame: I know it's been awhile. The JL remains always in my heart even if I haven't been in attendance of late. For the record I only missed two games but it feels like more.

I wish there was an OilersNation Xmas party. I'd challenge everyone to a keg stand and take all the wives and girlfriends home with me

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#73 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:00PM
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Wow the san jose players are swarming like some type of large predatory sea creature

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#74 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:00PM
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GET IN THE ZONE!!!!!

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#75 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:00PM
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Is MacT still coach?

Oh wait. He is.

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#76 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:00PM
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Cole sucks monkey balls hard. He is absolutley usless.

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#77 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:00PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Is MacT still coach? Oh wait. He is.

With this whole 2 game win streak you'd never be able to tell.

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#78 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:01PM
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Seriously uselss.

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#79 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:02PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

If you want to take all the wives and girlfriends home, mine is good at Laundry but don't let her cook.

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#80 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:02PM
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Wow sarcastic cheers from the crowd as we get our second shot.....d!cks.

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#81 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:03PM
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Dakin you and I are going to have some words my man. If you tried to use a chainsaw to unclog a toilet and it didn't work properly - would you blame the tool or the guy using the tool?

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#82 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:03PM
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A shot?

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#83 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:03PM
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Holy crap!

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#84 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:03PM
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How did that stay out?

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#85 socaldave
December 06 2008, 09:03PM
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I'll see your kegstand and raise you 5 jagerbombs!

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#86 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:04PM
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If you were paid 4 million dollars to unclog that toilet with a chainsaw I am sbsolutely sure you would be able to make it work.

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#87 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:04PM
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@ Fiveandagame: I have worn the same Oilers jersey every single day since Bob Beers signed it for me. I have no need for this laundry you speak of.

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#88 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:05PM
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I see a Schrempy-poo-cole line soon as the oilers third line.

Moreau Brody and Pisani as our fourth line

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#89 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:05PM
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@ Travis Dakin: Imagine you could use a chainsaw for more daily household chores? That would make things more interesting.

"Wanye - go get the chainsaw. The children need haircuts." - Hypothetical Mrs. Wanye Gretz

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#90 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:10PM
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Jeremy Roenick? Really? What is this 1996? God.

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#91 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:10PM
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and roenick to boot,,,,I hate that guy

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#92 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:11PM
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It begins.

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#93 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:11PM
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An Oiler just threw a hit

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#94 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:12PM
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That shot clock is starting to get annoying. Oilers have to get into the shot lanes. Block a few before they get to the net.

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#95 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:13PM
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I think it's the cameraman's first day=sweet follow on a guy without the puck

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#96 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:13PM
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Good penalty

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#97 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:14PM
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Holy Schremp, that was a pretty good shift by are second unit.....ha I said unit

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#98 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:14PM
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who is this number 88 character?

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#99 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:16PM
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Claude Lemieux at 56 years old has no chance of making this Shark squad. Why not sign with a crappier team where he at least has a shot?

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#100 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:17PM
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Like..... us?

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