GDB 26: Danger in the Shark tank

Wanye
December 06 2008 05:21PM

Regarding last night's game over the Kings. Um, what exactly was the plan there MacT?

Step 1: Score three goals. Step 2: Gas three goal lead surrendering four straight. Step 3: Score stirring goal with 12 mins remaining to tie the game. Step 4: Have Schremp go in the shootout - get 56 alarm robbed by LaBarbera Step 5: Send in Hemsky to destroy everything.

Repeat as necessary

So what exactly is the plan for tonight? The Oil head into San Jose - who has collected an amazing 16 wins in only 12 games at home this year. The nice thing about tonight? The Oil really have no business winning in SJ so there is no pressure on them. The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning. Take gassing that 3 goal lead last night then still pulling it out.

And before we start planning the party for Schremp we will continue to reserve judgment. He looked all kinds of awesome again last night -- going so far as to ditch his lid on the one goal in tribute to Coach MacTavish. We can literally hear the "I told you sos" being screamed at the TVs all over the Nation every time Schremp collects a point. We are waiting a few more before we make our decision on how real his realness is.

It touches our heart

The Justice League meeting was a little sparse last night -- and that's perfectly fine. Cause you know that everyone who wasn't in attendance at the JL meeting was out on the town and watching the game somewhere and there in spirit. You just know that the JL is out there on the town all over Canada running beers through them. It's the holidays for heavens sake. We need to be able to bring the JL on the move with us somehow -- and we have a team of scientists thinking about how that would work. In the meantime let the good times roll.

Oh yeah

And there's this.

Just one of the first three designs hot off the presses. Now if you will excuse us, we are building our online store whilst watching us some hockey.
 
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#1 freeze
December 06 2008, 05:25PM
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Hooray for a new thread!! Not sure how much of the game I'll see tonight but that may be better for my ulcers!

May they compete and compete hard. Chugs away!

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#2 Ramathorn
December 06 2008, 05:36PM
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I must say you guys have alot going on at ON, new site, sweet duds and I saw a sweet video ad on the screens at hudson's. Keep it up Naion

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#3 tricksnard
December 06 2008, 05:49PM
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Oil drop + skull and a namedrop on the back? Count me the **** in.

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#4 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 06:21PM
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GAME DAY!!!!!!!!!! Boo YA!

I sure hope tonights JL meeting goes much smoother and I damn well better not be called into work a half hour before the puck drops. I mean MY LORD THUNDER AN WAYNE GRETZ couldn't they find another Rocket Surgeon?

GAME DAY!!! Or if the recent trend continues we'll be calling these SCHREMP DAYS!

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#5 treblecharger
December 06 2008, 06:23PM
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AWESOME shirt design! I have a good feelin' about tonight...I agree with Wanye that "The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning." Things are looking up! Garon starts?

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#6 treblecharger
December 06 2008, 06:25PM
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Oilers site says Roli starts.

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#7 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 06:34PM
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I'm still waiting for my official Oliers Nation Press Pass. But I guess a t-shirt will do. For now.....

The budweiser is flowing freely tonight JL. Downside is I'm with a Leafs fan tonight, but thank god they are losing.

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#8 kris
December 06 2008, 07:08PM
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Is the shirt/on-line store serious?

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#9 socaldave
December 06 2008, 07:32PM
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now that I've fully come to grips with the fact i had SEVEN $11 beers at the Staples Center, I'm off to the fridge to grab a more economical Bud lite. yeah, yeah - say what you will, but when I stopped to fill the ol' tank today, 18 packs were on sale for $8!!! Sometimes quantity over quality will do, eh?

Roll on boys, roll on...

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#10 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 07:40PM
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socaldave wrote:

18 packs were on sale for $8!!!

God I love the America's and their cheap booze and amazing fast food.

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#11 RLH
December 06 2008, 07:40PM
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One Sam Adams down while watching the second worst power play in the NHL. Sheesh, I didn't think anyone's power duo (PP/PK) could be any worse than the Oilers, but the Leafs really give it a nice shot. Gotta say that I did get tired of the CBC guys having a crush on Alex O.

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#12 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 07:49PM
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Who doesn't have a man crush on Ovie though. I'd take him in a heartbeat over Vunderboy in Pittsburgh. So is anyone showing tonight, or should I just continue to crush beers and make fun of another leafs loss tonight.

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#13 RLH
December 06 2008, 07:50PM
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C'mmon, someone has to have the official scratches for tonight...Grrrr.

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#14 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:06PM
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Anyone else catch that "Go Oilers" on the crowd mike?

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#15 I Am The Law
December 06 2008, 08:11PM
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Is there a free stream to watch?

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#16 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:13PM
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http://atdhe.net/live-tv-1185.html

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#17 I Am The Law
December 06 2008, 08:14PM
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Merci buckets jeashorts. If I make it back to Van City for Christmas, I owe you a beer.

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#18 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:16PM
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Well I'm going back to the homeland for Christmas to swim in our bountiful pools of oil. So we'll probably have to I.O.U it regardless.

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#19 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:16PM
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Where's the commercial breaks! I have a lack of beer emergency!

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#20 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:16PM
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So it's 5 minutes in and we aren't down 7-0. Good start!

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#21 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:17PM
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And that, folks, is why we need DR.

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#22 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:20PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEMMER!!!!!!!!

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#23 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:20PM
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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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#24 Radekal_Dvorak
December 06 2008, 08:21PM
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Wow

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#25 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:22PM
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Seriously, I want to find the guy doing the "Let's go Oilers" chant and give him a big hug. Might even buy him a beer.

Yeah! Commercial!

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#26 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:23PM
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This team is crazy good.

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#27 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:24PM
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HEY Justice League! Sorry I'm late.

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#28 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:24PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

This team is crazy good.

Yeah, San Jose is unreal. I'm so glad we aren't down 41-2 right now.

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#29 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:25PM
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so how about that Penner getting points out the wazoo lately...

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#30 |\|0081?|\|þ®1|\|(355
December 06 2008, 08:26PM
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Oil are playing well actually attacking - except for that brief 2 minute stretch the sharks danced around us

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#31 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:27PM
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Schremp looks fast.

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#32 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:28PM
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I'll admit I was against MacT dragging Penner through the mud in the media there, but apperentely it worked. Crap talk the whole team now as far as I'm concerned!

Wow. Not only is Rolli looking like a modern day Johnny Bower, being 53 years old and all, but our shot percentage is 100%

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#33 Rammer
December 06 2008, 08:29PM
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Ya, I wonder if we can go a whole game only getting one shot.

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#34 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:29PM
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a game like this oughtta be good for Nabokov Save %

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#35 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:30PM
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Look at that shot clock. Sheesh. That'll help your goalie's save percentage.

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#36 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:31PM
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San Jose looks like an a amazing team. Kinda the same way team canada looks when they play Slovakia. The Slovaks area good team and could win but team Canada is dominant

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#37 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:32PM
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Terrible call.

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#38 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:32PM
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I took my girlfriend to her first game last year. It was the game against the Sharks where they won 3-0. The worst game Edmonton played in ten years. The sharks were just friggin un-real. I think th Oilers had 6 shots total that game.

Oh hey, a PK! I love those.

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#39 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:33PM
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So, when do we trade Garon? Because clearly Rolli has answered the bell.

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#40 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:34PM
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I'm trying to find stats on how much ice time SJS's first line has this year. It may just be me, but they seem to be on every other shift.

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#41 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:35PM
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If I was a coach with Thornton on my team, I'd be playing him 45 mins a game.

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#42 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:37PM
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Look at this PK...oh.....crap......

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#43 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:37PM
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I was in the middle of typing ... holy shit we made it through a period. Weak Roli.

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#44 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:38PM
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Good thing I didn't say anything about our powerplay finally playing well. Brutal goal.

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#45 RLH
December 06 2008, 08:38PM
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That wasn't that weak. He couldn't get back over.

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#46 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 08:38PM
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one shot on net.....wow

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#47 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 08:39PM
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One shot one goal. BONUS!!! Que the second period meltdown.

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#48 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 08:41PM
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Is that first penalty over?

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#49 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 08:41PM
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I left my work Christmas Party to attend this justice league meeting.

What has happened? Does Schremp have 11 goals?

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#50 Hockey Gods
December 06 2008, 08:42PM
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I am telling you, those Sharks are in trouble. One shot, one goal... If we get 3 shots in the second I smell a lead the way roli playing.

I swear to god if the Oil win this game I am giving handjobs to the homeless for Christmas.

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