GDB 26: Danger in the Shark tank

Wanye
December 06 2008 05:21PM

Regarding last night's game over the Kings. Um, what exactly was the plan there MacT?

Step 1: Score three goals. Step 2: Gas three goal lead surrendering four straight. Step 3: Score stirring goal with 12 mins remaining to tie the game. Step 4: Have Schremp go in the shootout - get 56 alarm robbed by LaBarbera Step 5: Send in Hemsky to destroy everything.

Repeat as necessary

So what exactly is the plan for tonight? The Oil head into San Jose - who has collected an amazing 16 wins in only 12 games at home this year. The nice thing about tonight? The Oil really have no business winning in SJ so there is no pressure on them. The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning. Take gassing that 3 goal lead last night then still pulling it out.

And before we start planning the party for Schremp we will continue to reserve judgment. He looked all kinds of awesome again last night -- going so far as to ditch his lid on the one goal in tribute to Coach MacTavish. We can literally hear the "I told you sos" being screamed at the TVs all over the Nation every time Schremp collects a point. We are waiting a few more before we make our decision on how real his realness is.

It touches our heart

The Justice League meeting was a little sparse last night -- and that's perfectly fine. Cause you know that everyone who wasn't in attendance at the JL meeting was out on the town and watching the game somewhere and there in spirit. You just know that the JL is out there on the town all over Canada running beers through them. It's the holidays for heavens sake. We need to be able to bring the JL on the move with us somehow -- and we have a team of scientists thinking about how that would work. In the meantime let the good times roll.

Oh yeah

And there's this.

Just one of the first three designs hot off the presses. Now if you will excuse us, we are building our online store whilst watching us some hockey.
 
Go Oil
 
Schremp Watch: 2 GP 0 G 3 A 3 Pts

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#201 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:15PM
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PRICELESSFiveandagame wrote:

I bet San Jose scores here *employing JW’s jedi mind reverse phycology trick and crosses fingers*
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#202 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:15PM
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here we go.

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#203 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:16PM
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I also bet we can't score short handed * crosses fingers again*

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#204 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:18PM
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Maybe the Mac-T game plan was to tire the hell out of the Sharks and then we sneak one out

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#205 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:18PM
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Good kill, Oil.

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#206 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:19PM
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WOW my hearts a beating....

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#207 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:19PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

Maybe the Mac-T game plan was to tire the hell out of the Sharks and then we sneak one out

They said something about playing rope-a-dope after the first period. So anything's possible.

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#208 Rammer
December 06 2008, 10:19PM
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Fiveandagame wrote:

WOW my hearts a beating….

Ditto.

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#209 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:20PM
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If it wasn't for the glaring shot clock difference this feels like a damn playoff game...good thing i haven't shaved in a few days

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#210 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:20PM
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why did he just ice the puck?

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#211 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:21PM
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COGS WON THE DRAW!!!!!!

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#212 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:22PM
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It's almost impossible to make even safe plays

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#213 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:22PM
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Gotta say, despite everything in this game, and the struggles that the entire team is having: I'm impressed with Brule's contribution. The fact is that, in a game where he could easily cave, he's done nothing wrong.

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#214 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:22PM
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Cole had a chance to make himself the most favoritest oiler of all time since Rob Schremp if he would have scored there.

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#215 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:22PM
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This kid yelling in the background is really getting in my kitchen.

OT BABY

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#216 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:23PM
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wow cole is sure fighting the puck....and holy sh!t we're heading to overtime....

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#217 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:23PM
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I didn't even dream that we'd get a point out of this game.

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#218 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:23PM
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I don't care what happens now, that was a hard earned point and the oil can be happy

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#219 Rammer
December 06 2008, 10:23PM
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We stole a point! Yay!

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#220 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:23PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Cole had a chance to make himself the most favoritest oiler of all time since Rob Schremp if he would have scored there.

HA! nice....

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#221 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:24PM
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- Oilers win this game - they get more contributions out of Schremp and Brule

This team has some real upwards momentum all of a sudden

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#222 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:24PM
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The Oil look bagged...better hope for the s/o

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#223 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:25PM
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they are in overtime against the best team in the league at team that is off to the best start in NHL history....yeah we can be happy

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#224 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:26PM
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That was a burst of speed by Cole there. Good God Gilbert.

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#225 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:26PM
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Next game against Florida after a long rest. Brule and Shremp need to be seriously pressed in that game to see what they can do.

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#226 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

yeah a solid call up from the minors in Schremp and this team has a new energy. Success is contagious like VD

POWER PLAY BEEEOTCHES

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#227 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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Lets go Oilers!!!!!!!!!!

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#228 Marc Crawford
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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What is up with Crawford's pronouncing of Nabokov?

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#229 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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Great time for PP!

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#230 Rammer
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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Good job, Brule, I approve.

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#231 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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Creme Brule and Bubba Gump Schremp have been SOLID GOLD!

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#232 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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I'd like to have the refs mic'd. What do they say to a goalie at the whistles?

Powerplay!

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#233 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:27PM
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Oh my lord.....

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#234 r56
December 06 2008, 10:28PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Creme Brule and Bubba Gump Schremp have been SOLID GOLD!
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#235 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:28PM
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These linesmen need a fresh pair of contacts

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#236 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#237 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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F()CK YAY!!!!

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#238 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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#239 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOWOWO

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#240 Rammer
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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HAHAHA! We win!

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#241 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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I JUST HEADBUTTED MY OWN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#242 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:29PM
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HOLY CRAP we've won three in a row!!!!

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#243 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:30PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: "Man, check out the chick in the second row. I bet I know why she's sitting behind the net, heh heh heh."

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#244 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:30PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

I JUST HEADBUTTED MY OWN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#245 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:30PM
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KB you are the SH)t

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#246 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:30PM
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WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED????????

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#247 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:30PM
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RLH wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: “Man, check out the chick in the second row. I bet I know why she’s sitting behind the net, heh heh heh.”

Oh yeah. SHE GOES.

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#248 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:31PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

jeanshorts wrote: I JUST HEADBUTTED MY OWN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU TOO?

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#249 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:31PM
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Isn't it WAY more fun when the Oilers win? Or actually show up to play?

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#250 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:32PM
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JL Post Game Show Begins Now!

Wow Roloson, small game you had there.

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