Read this then pray to the Gods of Hockey Trades

bingofuel
February 16 2008 06:50PM

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Hossa talking about resigning in Atlanta:

"There's always possibility, but there's a very slim chance to do that," he told the newspaper. "We've been waiting such a long time, right now, what kind of miracle is going to happen right now? There's a slim chance, but like I said, there's still one week away and you never know."

Please, Gods of Hockey, with your mullets and your rock guitars. Why can't Marian Hossa become an Oiler? We have a wicked-rich owner now, we've sold out over 110 games in a row, our team kinda blows so we can trade people without worrying about upsetting any chemistry.

Please Gods of Hockey, trade Hossa to Edmonton. In Lord Stanley's name we pray,

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#1 10010010
February 16 2008, 07:11PM
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AMEN to that. I think I know that girl

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#2 TonyRomo
February 17 2008, 11:50AM
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This is a great call, Hossa is such a rockstar

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#3 pDan - the p is silent
February 18 2008, 08:29AM
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lol @ "our team kinda blows so we can trade people without worrying about upsetting any chemisty". Classic.

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