Roy: the next bubble boy?

bingofuel
February 17 2008 03:04PM

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"Mathieu Roy has been called up for the game, but how his tendency to receive facial injuries may impact the outcome of the game remains to be seen." —OilersNation February 14, 2008

Um, did we call it or what? No sooner is Roy in the lineup but he gets run from behind into the glass by Matt Cooke and almost gets knocked the truck out. What the heck is with this guy? They need to put him in a big plastic bubble like that kid that was allergic to air.

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Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.
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#1 OilersNation
February 17 2008, 03:06PM
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In case it isn't clear- the joke is that the part that hurts most on Roy is all of him. Ha ha ha! Funny!

(collapses on the floor)

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#2 pDan - the p is silent
February 18 2008, 08:28AM
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Matt Cooke is a cheapshot. More reason for us to get a bona fide slugger.

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#3 OilersNation
February 19 2008, 01:51PM
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If we had control of a single air to ground missile, we would target it square at Matt Cooke, provided he was having dinner with Chris Pronger at the time of impact

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