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bingofuel
February 19 2008 08:53PM

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Some bozo posted the following list of players that the Oilers should pursue in the offseason on sportsnet.ca (look about 2/3 of the way down). In the spirit of Tradestravaganza we won’t rip the guy a new one single handedly – instead we can all share in the joy of this 5-alarm stupidity.

"Posted by: maxread | 11:20 PM, Sunday February 17, 2008 I think the Oilers wont make it this year but they have a great shot at getting some great players in the offseason. Comrie, Satan, Campbell, Blake to name a few. It would be great to have a full 4 lines of semi superstars then 1 or 2 superstars. Guys the Oilers should go after: Hossa B. Campbell Samsanov Huet (trade Rollie to a contender now) S. Avery Strudwick Redden J. Smith R. Malone Laraque J. Ruutu Prospal D. Boyle A. Roy D. weight Huselius Liles Foote Fedorov Stuart modry N. Shultz Demitra M. York B. Jackman ( priority) Adding any 3-7 of these players makes Edmonton a real contender all of which are UFA"

Hint: Start with why reacquiring Mike Comrie might not be the best idea Nation.

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#1 TonyRomo
February 19 2008, 09:47PM
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Mike Comrie cannot come back because Sam Gagner has taken his number back, A five year old has taken his shoe size back and Tommy Salo has taken his wife back to Sweden.

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#2 1101101
February 20 2008, 09:06AM
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Samsanov cannot come back to Edmonton because the spot of "Hated Euro floater who gives the puck away" has been filled by Grebeshkov

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#3 1101101
February 20 2008, 09:07AM
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Oh and Fedorov can't come here cause he just plain sucks

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#4 Ed
February 20 2008, 12:40PM
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Huselius can't come to Edmonton because he has been tainted by drinking Calgary Tap water, and is probably mentally slow as a result like everyone else in Calgary

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