This is what happens when you trade Ryan Smyth

bingofuel
February 04 2008 01:08PM

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What we have here, lambs, is a full on curse. It's just hit the newswires that Horcoff will be out for the remainder of the season with a shoulder injury that was aggrevated by a fall at the All-Star Game.

This has to be the first recorded instance of someone being injured at an All-Star Game, much less a season-ending injury suffered at the All-Star Game. It comes at an awesome time too, with the chances of a post season berth looking slimmer than a hungry Nichole Richie.

What the hell is the deal with all these injuries?!

We're kicking around the idea here that the Oilers are cursed since they traded Smyth. His leg is broke, the Oil are screwed, Kevin Lowe voodoo doll sales are at an all time high.

What do you think, Nation?

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#1 brocoli10
February 04 2008, 01:14PM
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Well. $!*@! Lottery pick for Burkie now. Looks like an ending similar to last year, only this time we are starting our free fall weeks before the trade deadline

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#2 Jason
February 04 2008, 01:54PM
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So long dental plan!

Horcoff needs braces!

Dental Plan!

Horcoff needs braces!

I don't know why I just thought of that.

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#3 1011011
February 04 2008, 02:39PM
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What a bloody mess. At least we will be treated to weeks of analysis about how none of this is MacT or Kevin Lowe's fault

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#4 Dave
February 04 2008, 02:57PM
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For gods sake. Could the last two seasons have gone any worse!??!

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#5 Brian Burke
February 04 2008, 03:14PM
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Oh that's terrible news Edmonton. Kiss my ass - how does that sound?

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