February 06 2008 06:50AM
“Wanye Gretz” was the man, is the man and will forever be the man up in these parts. And behind every Great Man is a Great Ass. And sometimes that ass attracts a lady. And sometimes that lady was in Police Academy and later bets $100,000 dollars on the coin toss at the Super Bowl, and almost takes out your assistant coach.
Nonetheless, they have gone the distance and been married for almost 20 years which is about 20 marriages long in today’s celebrity nonsense. And let’s not kid ourselves: JJ had nothing to do with Gretz leaving E-town and we know looking back he considers himself an Oiler. Plus Janet is smoking hot.