To you, Gods of Hockey, we pray

Wanye
March 24 2008 01:57PM

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O Gods of Hockey, we salute you.

We thank you for the many gifts you have bestowed upon the OilersNation. We thank you for breaking Chris Pronger's jaw this season. We thank you for Mike Peca turning to crap once he left the Mighty Oil. We thank you for the tiny but industrious fists of Sam Gagner, and for convincing Ales Hemsky's home planet to lend him to us for the duration of his career. We thank you for beer, hot wings and for killing the glowing puck idea in the NHL.

We now call on you, Gods of Hockey. We the OilersNation will require your favour throughout the next six games, and it begins tonight. We pray to you to allow the Oilers to beat the Wild tonight, and allow the Flames to beat the Avs.

If you see it in your infinite hockey wisdom please allow Garon to return to the game soon, if you think Roloson can't handle the stretch. If he can, we thank you for Roloson and his old but sturdy hamstrings.

We have the human sacrifices ready at a moment’s notice upon your direction.

Amen.

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Reply #1 Bobby Robertson March 24 2008, 02:18PM
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Amen

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Reply #2 1011011 March 24 2008, 03:56PM
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I have a few ideas for people we could sacrifice to appease the Gods. Amen Wanye

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Reply #3 Tommy March 24 2008, 04:19PM
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Go Calgary - only tonight.

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Reply #4 AJ March 24 2008, 05:12PM
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So let it be written, so let it be done.

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Reply #5 Amber McCormick March 24 2008, 07:44PM
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!

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Reply #6 David S March 24 2008, 10:40PM
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I think that's Stan Weir in the background, closest to the cup.

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Reply #7 charlie March 25 2008, 01:39AM
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How did all of those hippies get the cup

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Reply #8 Hockey News Aggregator » To you, Gods of Hockey, we pray March 25 2008, 02:07AM
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